Hurricane Claudette kicked my town's ass
 

I think the title of this thread is self-explanatory. As a result of my city getting the shit kicked out of it by a storm named after a French whore, the cable went out. Since I don't slum it with phonelines anymore, the cable going out resulted in no more internet. So, pretty much, I missed a few days and need to be updated on what the hell happened while I was gone. I'm too lazy to go through every thread.

I figure if Drew Curtis has a kid the day I get my internet back, something interesting must have happened to the TFPers (or whatever name was eventually chosen) while I was gone.

So, what happened?

Well now you've done it! Now I have this mental image of KillerYoda getting the shit kicked out of him by a French whore. Actually...as far as some of the mental images that I've gotten from TFP go, this one's not so bad. Coooool...

Now that I'm done being a smartass...I hope that the loss of cable was the greatest problem that you had during the storm.