If TFP were a TV show... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

EventHorizon · 04-14-2011, 02:18 PM

what would it be like? i feel like for the first half of programming it would be a bunch of dudes hanging out and looking through unclephil's piles of erotica while the ladies talk about natural remedies for period cramps. the next half of programming would be like a scene out of that 70s show where everyone is in a circle talking about philosophy/deep issues while performing their hobby (cooking, brewing tea, maintaining weapons, assembling and engine block, etc...) while Plan9 and TheJazz are in a perpetual paintball duel where if some people in the circle get hit hit in the eye, c'est la vie. they shouldn't have made themselves such available targets.

what would your version of the TFP show be like?

skizziks · 04-14-2011, 06:54 PM

The big bang theory, how i met your mother, portlandia, and nova all sort of rolled into one and animated south park style.

Plan9 · 04-14-2011, 08:39 PM

Perhaps HBO's Rome with comedic side. Hmm, I could see TFP as a stadium-style Roman Senate building.

We'd all be making eloquent (or not so eloquent) speeches in togas and the drinking and orgy would follow.

Jove · 04-15-2011, 05:13 AM

The Big Bang Theory (as skizziks stated) in combination with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and conversations similar to Archer.

The_Jazz · 04-15-2011, 06:16 AM

Are you kidding? Network TV would have cancelled us after 3 episodes. The pictures of Fly's ass alone would have generated millions of dollars in fines.

Plan9 · 04-15-2011, 06:24 AM

We're clearly HBO.

Baraka_Guru · 04-15-2011, 06:27 AM

If TFP were a TV show?

Easy....

Jackass

The_Jazz · 04-15-2011, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

We're clearly HBO.

Psh. We're Cinemax all the way.

Plan9 · 04-15-2011, 06:45 AM

Not my Dr. Jazzsmith version of TFP. I can't see anything NSFW unless some jagoff posts it in a thread without warning.

EventHorizon · 04-15-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

The pictures of Fly's ass alone would have generated millions of dollars in fines.

i think you misspelled the word "profits"

MeltedMetalGlob · 04-15-2011, 07:56 AM

Being a noob here, I'd only be an extra in the background somewhere.

Hmph! I need my own message board, with blackjack... and hookers!

In fact, forget the mesage board!

KirStang · 04-15-2011, 08:52 AM

Future Weapons

Plan9 will be Mac. ("Now, what we got 'ere is the Keltec KSG...")

Plan9 · 04-15-2011, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KirStang

Future Weapons

Plan9 will be Mac. ("Now, what we got 'ere is the Keltec KSG...")

Oh, fuck you. And fuck that douchebag. You're kidding, right?

telekinetic · 04-15-2011, 10:01 AM

Whatever it is, I'd want to have a lead in/lead out segment called "tutorial time with telekinetic" about whatever DIY was latest tickling my fancy.

Plan9 · 04-15-2011, 10:17 AM

Hmm, yes. Costumes are important.

Telekinetic would be dressed like Bill Nye. LordEden would be dressed like a hobbit.

keymaker · 04-15-2011, 05:03 PM

Since I am new I would be the extra "crew member" that always got killed off in a Star Trek episode...

genuinegirly · 04-15-2011, 05:09 PM

We'd need an entire network to keep up with all of the wacky antics.
I would find it fascinating if it was done in silent film format... accompanied by Martian on the guitar and aberkok tickling some ivories.

Baraka_Guru · 04-15-2011, 05:23 PM

Could you imagine TFP doing a show with a similar format as Hee Haw?

aberkok · 04-15-2011, 07:10 PM

It would be very, very, very much not like The Wire.

noodle · 04-15-2011, 08:07 PM

Small Wonder + Married with Children + Archie Bunker + The Facts of Life (- Mrs. Garrett) + Queer as Folk +SNL + Hung (- enormous penises) + M*A*S*H = TFP

04-14-2011, 08:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Perhaps HBO's Rome with comedic side. Hmm, I could see TFP as a stadium-style Roman Senate building. We'd all be making eloquent (or not so eloquent) speeches in togas and the drinking and orgy would follow. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 04-14-2011 at 08:42 PM..

04-15-2011, 06:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Are you kidding? Network TV would have cancelled us after 3 episodes. The pictures of Fly's ass alone would have generated millions of dollars in fines. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-15-2011, 06:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	We're clearly HBO. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-15-2011, 06:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	If TFP were a TV show? Easy.... Jackass __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

04-15-2011, 06:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Not my Dr. Jazzsmith version of TFP. I can't see anything NSFW unless some jagoff posts it in a thread without warning. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-14-2011, 06:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
skizziks Insane Location: out west	The big bang theory, how i met your mother, portlandia, and nova all sort of rolled into one and animated south park style.

04-15-2011, 05:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	The Big Bang Theory (as skizziks stated) in combination with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and conversations similar to Archer.

04-15-2011, 07:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
MeltedMetalGlob Crazy Location: San Huevos, USA	Being a noob here, I'd only be an extra in the background somewhere. Hmph! I need my own message board, with blackjack... and hookers! In fact, forget the mesage board! __________________ How's your mom, Ed?

04-15-2011, 10:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Whatever it is, I'd want to have a lead in/lead out segment called "tutorial time with telekinetic" about whatever DIY was latest tickling my fancy. __________________ twisted no more

04-15-2011, 10:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Hmm, yes. Costumes are important. Telekinetic would be dressed like Bill Nye. LordEden would be dressed like a hobbit. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-15-2011, 05:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
keymaker Upright Location: N Atlanta Georgia	Since I am new I would be the extra "crew member" that always got killed off in a Star Trek episode...

04-15-2011, 05:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	We'd need an entire network to keep up with all of the wacky antics. I would find it fascinating if it was done in silent film format... accompanied by Martian on the guitar and aberkok tickling some ivories. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

04-15-2011, 05:23 PM	#18 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Could you imagine TFP doing a show with a similar format as Hee Haw? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

04-15-2011, 07:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	It would be very, very, very much not like The Wire. __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."