07-13-2003, 09:09 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Man cuts off penis, eats it
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540^13762,00.html
Man cuts off penis, eats it July 13, 2003 A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today. The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur. The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity. He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said. The Associated Press --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember kids, drugs are bad for you.
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07-13-2003, 09:15 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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That should be worth at least an "honorable mention" Darwin award.
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07-13-2003, 09:22 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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In the distant past I goofed around with hallucinogens. At no time during those "trips" did I ever forget that I had taken hallucinogens and therefore believe the weird things I was experiencing to be real. He must have had some real problems even without the drugs.
Motto for druggies: Just say "No!" to the voices in your head. Edit: Do ya think it tasted like chicken?
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07-13-2003, 09:28 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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*shudder*.. now that would be an effective anti-drug campaign
"Don't do drugs, or you will eat your genitals!"
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07-13-2003, 09:36 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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07-13-2003, 09:44 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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I can blame it on the drugs.. he took 'em, and they caused him to castrate himself.
Oh well tho, one idiot (yes him not the drugs...) has fixed himself. "Cut of your penis and eat it!!!" >>OKAY! um... yeah, something had to be wrong with him, But this is why I don't ever wanna take those drugs..
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07-13-2003, 10:09 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Alright, so in the entire history of psychedelic drugs, one idiot has a bad trip and cuts off his own dick. Big deal, the guy probably didn't have anyone watching him (a "sitter"; a necessity for hallucinogens), and his own state of mind at the time wasn't the best for having a trip.
Blame it on drugs, its true, he probably wouldn't have cut off his cock had he not done them. I wonder what he took? My guess is he probably took a lot more of it than he needed. From the looks of it, maybe Datura or Jimsonweed.....they give off alot of auditory hallucinations, and are extremely not cool in the world of psychedelics.
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07-13-2003, 11:18 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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You know, it's bad enough that he cut it off, but to fucking eat it!?!? Oh my god. Nasty nasty nasty.
And how can anyone not blame this on the drugs? No sane person is gonna chop off his mangina and eat it for dinner.
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07-13-2003, 12:20 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Geez, what a moron - this definitely deserves an honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
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07-13-2003, 01:04 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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I feel sorry for the guy. I'm sure he never really wanted to cut it off and eat it. Of course, it's his fault for taking the drugs and the drug's fault for making him do it. I'm sure he'll look longingly at his next few bowel movements...
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07-13-2003, 01:09 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Fried penis. I hear that's a delicacy in japan.
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07-13-2003, 02:07 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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And second, you can't just as easily say this wouldn't have happened without the drugs. You don't know this guy, you don't know his medical history. He could have already had severe mental problems. |
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07-13-2003, 02:15 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Hope that works well enough for you to consider it a "sensible anti-drug opinion."
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07-13-2003, 02:52 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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sixate and spectre are spot on the money and for this reason I don't usually respond or take part in disscussions like this.
I just don't like getting my head bit off when talking about how bad drugs are. I'll probably now be told that I need to go out and get a good blowjob cause I take things to seriously. But I cant. I dont have a penis. Seriously,a guy that chops off and then eats his dick is one motherfucker that could be capable of anything whilst on drugs. We dont know the person,we cant change the person and the drugs may very well have had no bearing on what he did. But. Drugs do strange things to people and quite clearly here it is very fortunate that only HIS penis was cut off,and not some innocent person in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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07-13-2003, 03:44 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs. This is your dick in a frying pan. Any questions?
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07-13-2003, 03:49 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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I've stated my opinions/facts on drugs many times over so why do it again? If you're so high when you read it that you can't comprehend it then it isn't my problem. He very well may have mental problems, but do you think that he would have done this without being high as fuck? Hell no. He had no clue what he was doing. One last thing. Go here and read this article. There's a legitimate reason why I'll never do drugs and why every single parent that uses drugs should have their kids taken away from them. Last edited by sixate; 07-13-2003 at 04:02 PM.. |
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07-13-2003, 04:05 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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I think most druggies are in denial Six, which is why one would dismiss any proof you may show them, and also could explain this guys reasoning for speaking up.
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Yeah, a lot of people really do go downhill after using drugs, but that doesn't mean drugs are bad. If anything, I'd think it would mean that drug users should use more caution and responsibility. I know that message would be more productive than "drugs are bad". Quote:
What about when little kids break into kitchen-sink cleaning supplies and poison themselves. Should the message be "cleaning supplies are bad" or "exercise more responsibility"? Last edited by butthead; 07-13-2003 at 05:25 PM.. |
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07-13-2003, 05:20 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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07-13-2003, 05:29 PM | #30 (permalink) | |
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My opinion on parents that do drugs will never change. I can tell you plenty of reasons why, but it wouldn't change your opinion so I won't waste my time. |
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07-13-2003, 05:37 PM | #31 (permalink) | |
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07-13-2003, 05:44 PM | #35 (permalink) | |
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Incidents like this happen to a VERY, VERY, VERY tinsy, insy, tiny portion of drug users. |
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07-13-2003, 05:49 PM | #36 (permalink) | |
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The simple fact here is. Cleaning supplies are needed to keep a house clean. There is not one single sensible need to have drugs in a home around children, unless of course the parents are irresponsible drug addicts that don't give a shit about their children. |
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07-13-2003, 05:55 PM | #37 (permalink) | |
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And with that, I'm out.
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07-13-2003, 06:07 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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WAIT A SECOND!! Spec hold up.. Here I have seen reasons why Drugs are bad, but not ONCE do I see why they are GOOD. All you people yelling at Spectre and Sixate, Please... PLEASE tell me why you have NOT told us why its GOOD to use drugs. You bring up the idea of logic, yet you yell before you speak. If they cannot bring up a good reason (and never will (this was a bit harsh)) then why haven't you countered it with why its good? I am challenging you.. yes I said CHALLENGE. Show me why drugs are good. CONVINCE ME.. or else stop ranting and being rude to others who are debating.
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07-13-2003, 06:10 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
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