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07-10-2003, 11:46 AM
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The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Buy it for them, you would eternally be the coolest guy on the planet to at least one person, and it's not like it's going to fuck the kid up.
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07-10-2003, 11:58 AM
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Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Buy it for them. Otherwise they will just steal it.
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07-10-2003, 12:20 PM
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Location: Houston, Texas
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hell, I'd tell the kid to save his money and I'd let him have one of mine from my "library"
 , lol...seriously, i'd tell the kid to "piss off before he finds my foot in his ass!", unless it was like my nephew or little cousin  .besides, porn is a family tradition, no? |
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07-10-2003, 03:16 PM
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Location: The Hell I Created.
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07-10-2003, 03:28 PM
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A boy and his dog
Location: EU!
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07-10-2003, 03:36 PM
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Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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Haggle, then buy it for them, the same as if they wanted alcohol (minus the haggling)
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07-10-2003, 04:35 PM
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Talk nerdy to me
Location: Flint, MI
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What's the matter? Have these kids not heard of the internet????
Jay: What the fuck is the internet?? Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. /Kevin Smith
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07-10-2003, 06:20 PM
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I wouldn't buy him any. He'll have to go through the same crap I did when I was a kid (or just get the damn internet, like many people have posted.)
Besides their was a rush of danger and excitement when trying to retrieve a porn mag from the top shelf, lower it without anyone seeing and cleverly covering it in your Newsweek magazine. Then theres hunting for porn in the woods.....
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07-10-2003, 07:09 PM
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Practical Anarchist
Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood
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i would buy it for him becuase the first time i found porn it was at a house i was house sitting for a sort of strange family that i didnt really like. THe other person who was house sitting with me was very fucked up, and he decided to search the house for cigarettes because the parents smoked. When we found the porn, along with home made porn (scary!) we went nuts and just sort of ran off ( i was like 11) then we forgot all about and the parents came home to find their porn collection all of the place and we got in shit. Im not saying that this will happen to the average porn buying kid if i dont buy porn for him/her, but it might and that would suck
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07-10-2003, 10:06 PM
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Location: right behind you...
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fuck yes, i would buy it.
all of the stuff I have seen has given my an exellent and respect for women. so...... like greg (i think) said above, he'll steal it anyway.. the main thing is if i get him something i can get him something that i'd imagine to be far less harmful than shit some people would get to him. i wouldn't be able to |
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07-10-2003, 11:52 PM
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I'd tell him to shove off and look for his own porn. I'd advise him to check the woods
 Yeah, I'd probably buy it for the guy. Nothing's worse than being shot down while scamming for porn. After all, if I can pass on my knowledge of tasteful, yet disturbingly nasty porn then I know I've done my little part for a better tomorrow.
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07-11-2003, 04:50 AM
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Location: Illinois
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for some reason, i got a feeling that this would be illegal in some way.....I think I would pass. Lots of sting operations out there these days !!!
Not trying to sound like a hard ass, but I have felt the complete GHEYNESS of a local jail cell before. It is a major deterrent, i wear my seatbelt and everything now |
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07-11-2003, 04:55 AM
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A boy and his dog
Location: EU!
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07-11-2003, 06:10 AM
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Location: MI
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Now that I think about it though some freak was probably gettin' off to the porn and I probably sat it in. But at 12 you don't always understand all those types of things. 
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