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Old 07-08-2003, 09:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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britney spears is not a virgin

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...le_spears_dc_4

you heard yet? i knew it all along.....damn

be cool if they made a video like pame and tommy lee.....that'd be good
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Old 07-08-2003, 09:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sorry....*pam*
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Old 07-08-2003, 10:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Now there's a bit of action I wouldn't mind seeing.

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Old 07-08-2003, 10:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, that was a shocker. Oh wait, no it wasn't.
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Old 07-08-2003, 10:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Two words popped into my head when I read the topic of this thread.

"No shit."

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Old 07-08-2003, 10:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think it's sad that some as insignificant as this garners such large amounts of publicity.
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Who *thought* she was a virgin?
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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"I thought he was the one!"

Hah, run away from those types, extremely god damn hot or no.
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"I thought he was the one!"

Hah, run away from those types, extremely god damn hot or no.
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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So she wants a kiss eh? Send her over here...

Who the hell did she think she was fooling?
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Who the hell did she think she was fooling?
little 13 year olds....
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hah. Justin finally got her in bed to win his bet then dropped that bitch like a bad habbit. This is how these "She's all that" kind of movies are suposed to end!
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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poor britney about the breakup.

but jesus christ, she's finally admitting to not being a virgin.
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Shock. Horror.

How is this news? Honestly! The world's going to hell (nevermind that I read the article first thing this morning)
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:37 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Spears, now cutting an image-shifting, comeback album after an 18-month hiatus, said she now realizes "I need my single time" to learn to "be self loving."

Self-loving? God, I would pay to see that.
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Old 07-09-2003, 02:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I think this is coming out now because of her cocaine admission. I think you can safely make the assumption, as I did upon hearing THAT revelation, that "If she snorts, she fucks."

And I'll bet both of my balls that they had sex more than once.

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Old 07-09-2003, 03:01 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I think this is coming out now because of her cocaine admission. I think you can safely make the assumption, as I did upon hearing THAT revelation, that "If she snorts, she fucks."

And I'll bet both of my balls that they had sex more than once.

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I'll throw mine in there too, that they started before 2 years into the relationship.
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Fred Durst said he scrumped her on the Howard Stern show. He said she had winterbush. Her face is not good but her body....her body is nnnniiiicceeeee.
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:22 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm stunned... It can't be true, she's too much the goodie two shoe...

Just kidding. Thinking she's a virgin is like thinking the titanic never went down.
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:35 AM   #20 (permalink)
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!!!NEWS FLASH!!! Britney Spears says she's not a virgin!!!

*oh yeah, and something about another U.S. soldier begin killed in Iraq*

I hate the fucking media!
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:39 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Holy crap!! How am I supposed to make it through the rest of the day, knowing that sweet innocent little Britney isn't a virgin? Anyone who's surprised raise your right hand hand. [looks around] Yeah, I didn't think so. There are worlds ending out there, and <b>this</b> makes news?
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:32 AM   #22 (permalink)
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OH.....MY......GOD!!!

Well I for one am just crushed. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Next for Britney: Playboy. Her album is gonna tank, so she is gonna need some money.
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:06 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Self-loving? God, I would pay to see that.
Man, you got me crying over here WK, CRYING!

Britney Spears? Is that an alarm clock I'm hearing?

Oh, it's your fifteen minutes, they're up.

Here's your g-string for your new career and call us in 20 years for a "where are they now?" special.
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:41 AM   #25 (permalink)
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no, duh

and I really believe that she's only slept with Justin.
I would have much more respect for her if she was honest.

You don't have the sexually charged act she does,
with the attitude she does,
and not be fairly sexual & experienced.

Just come out with and say you like sex,
and you like it with many.
Does she really think that it would matter now,
she's not a teenie pop star anymore.
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:04 AM   #26 (permalink)
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At which point should any of us actually CARE ABOUT her or anyones personal life this much..

I truely hate the way the media works, and the way people actually feed the media.
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:07 AM   #27 (permalink)
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My actual thoughts on this were "Who cares?"

But looking at the length of this thread, I guess there are a lot of people who cared. I'm just not one of them.
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Old 07-09-2003, 09:33 AM   #28 (permalink)
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exactly, i also thought "who cares".

it's her personal life, and if i was her, i wouldnt even tell nobody.
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:09 AM   #29 (permalink)
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i never once believed that she was a virgin. people who thought she was are the type that also believe that only boys poop, not girls.
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:39 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Virgin or not i would still be happy to be the one under her....besides, now that she is no longer the untainted flower she tried to be, she can only get better with experience.
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Old 07-09-2003, 11:23 AM   #31 (permalink)
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so then maybe the britney does anna tape could be real?

i could hope...
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Old 07-09-2003, 11:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Britney Spears? Is that an alarm clock I'm hearing?

Oh, it's your fifteen minutes, they're up.

Here's your g-string for your new career and call us in 20 years for a "where are they now?" special.

AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man :wiping tears from my eyes:
oh man that was hilarious...

Who the fuck cares, the stupid bitch needs to disappear.
poor fred durst, you know he fucked her! You know She's just like "what the fuck was I thinking?" lol god damn this is stupid I can't believe I've actually typed this much in britney spears related thread WTF?
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:00 PM   #33 (permalink)
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AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man :wiping tears from my eyes:
oh man that was hilarious...

Who the fuck cares, the stupid bitch needs to disappear.
poor fred durst, you know he fucked her! You know She's just like "what the fuck was I thinking?" lol god damn this is stupid I can't believe I've actually typed this much in britney spears related thread WTF?
I'm guessing that you are not feeling my pain here.

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Old 07-09-2003, 02:14 PM   #34 (permalink)
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say what you want, winter bush or not, there isn't a guy in here who wouldn't love to play hide the salami with britney

That being said, i think part of the reason that everyone is so interested is because she walked around trumpeting about saving herself till marriage all the while she was swinging her ass in all those videos so suggestively.

Personally, i couldn't give a rat's ass about her being the Big V or not, what really brought her down in my eyes were all those photos of her on the tilted forum smoking cigarettes.

yech
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Old 07-09-2003, 03:24 PM   #35 (permalink)
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maybe she'll admit to having done porn...and release it
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:10 PM   #36 (permalink)
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HAHA! I knew it! A fucking babe like that not a virgin.... IMPOSSIBLE! I wonder what her mommy thinks now. LOL!

When I read this article I posted it up on the office notice board. Most of the guys at work had a bet going and I won about 20 bucks. Thankyou Brittany, you made me 20 bucks richer.
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:05 PM   #37 (permalink)
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what pisses me off is CNN announced it... like it was real news!
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:30 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Big shit! I don't waste my time with such trivial publicity.

The only thing this revelation does is that Justin is not such a big pussy as I thought he was!!

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Old 07-09-2003, 06:34 PM   #39 (permalink)
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PFFFFFT i knew that forever, i mean i had sex with her a year ago, it was hot!
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:40 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Who *thought* she was a virgin?

Idiots.

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Next for Britney: Playboy. Her album is gonna tank, so she is gonna need some money.
God I hope so.
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