07-08-2003, 09:58 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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britney spears is not a virgin
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...le_spears_dc_4
you heard yet? i knew it all along.....damn be cool if they made a video like pame and tommy lee.....that'd be good |
07-08-2003, 10:54 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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I think it's sad that some as insignificant as this garners such large amounts of publicity.
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07-08-2003, 11:05 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Who *thought* she was a virgin?
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07-08-2003, 11:08 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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"I thought he was the one!"
Hah, run away from those types, extremely god damn hot or no.
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07-08-2003, 11:20 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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So she wants a kiss eh? Send her over here...
Who the hell did she think she was fooling?
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07-09-2003, 01:37 AM | #15 (permalink) | |
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Self-loving? God, I would pay to see that.
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07-09-2003, 02:42 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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I think this is coming out now because of her cocaine admission. I think you can safely make the assumption, as I did upon hearing THAT revelation, that "If she snorts, she fucks."
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07-09-2003, 03:01 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
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07-09-2003, 04:35 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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!!!NEWS FLASH!!! Britney Spears says she's not a virgin!!!
*oh yeah, and something about another U.S. soldier begin killed in Iraq* I hate the fucking media!
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07-09-2003, 04:39 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Holy crap!! How am I supposed to make it through the rest of the day, knowing that sweet innocent little Britney isn't a virgin? Anyone who's surprised raise your right hand hand. [looks around] Yeah, I didn't think so. There are worlds ending out there, and <b>this</b> makes news?
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07-09-2003, 05:32 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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OH.....MY......GOD!!!
Well I for one am just crushed. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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07-09-2003, 06:06 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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Britney Spears? Is that an alarm clock I'm hearing? Oh, it's your fifteen minutes, they're up. Here's your g-string for your new career and call us in 20 years for a "where are they now?" special.
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07-09-2003, 06:41 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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no, duh
and I really believe that she's only slept with Justin. I would have much more respect for her if she was honest. You don't have the sexually charged act she does, with the attitude she does, and not be fairly sexual & experienced. Just come out with and say you like sex, and you like it with many. Does she really think that it would matter now, she's not a teenie pop star anymore. |
07-09-2003, 10:39 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Virgin or not i would still be happy to be the one under her....besides, now that she is no longer the untainted flower she tried to be, she can only get better with experience.
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07-09-2003, 11:23 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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so then maybe the britney does anna tape could be real?
i could hope...
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07-09-2003, 11:47 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
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AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man :wiping tears from my eyes: oh man that was hilarious... Who the fuck cares, the stupid bitch needs to disappear. poor fred durst, you know he fucked her! You know She's just like "what the fuck was I thinking?" lol god damn this is stupid I can't believe I've actually typed this much in britney spears related thread WTF?
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07-09-2003, 12:00 PM | #33 (permalink) | |
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Sniff Sniff
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07-09-2003, 02:14 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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say what you want, winter bush or not, there isn't a guy in here who wouldn't love to play hide the salami with britney
That being said, i think part of the reason that everyone is so interested is because she walked around trumpeting about saving herself till marriage all the while she was swinging her ass in all those videos so suggestively. Personally, i couldn't give a rat's ass about her being the Big V or not, what really brought her down in my eyes were all those photos of her on the tilted forum smoking cigarettes. yech |
07-09-2003, 05:10 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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HAHA! I knew it! A fucking babe like that not a virgin.... IMPOSSIBLE! I wonder what her mommy thinks now. LOL!
When I read this article I posted it up on the office notice board. Most of the guys at work had a bet going and I won about 20 bucks. Thankyou Brittany, you made me 20 bucks richer.
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07-09-2003, 06:30 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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Big shit! I don't waste my time with such trivial publicity.
The only thing this revelation does is that Justin is not such a big pussy as I thought he was!! Glad
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07-09-2003, 06:40 PM | #40 (permalink) | ||
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Idiots. Quote:
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