Let us discuss: THE BITCH
 

What means the awful word, "Bitch"?

Verily, it is nothing less than the curse of he who preacheth The Fuck™ upon man OR woman. The very declaration of righteous angers and wrath upon the head of he that receiveth it! Who can stand before the preacher in his wrath?
Who will take upon themselves the heavy mantle of the bitch as he lays it upon their shoulders?

WHO WILL DENY THEIR BITCHERY BEFORE THE ALTAR OF THE FUCK™?

Even now, the dread finger of judgement at the left hand of The Messenger doth point at YOU and proclaim thee BITCH! Verily his judgement is stern, but well-deserved, as you doubt and oppose his words! This sermon is not made in vain, but to declare bitchery upon this house!

Woe unto this house of bitches! The Book of Whores tells us "There can be no peace upon a house of bitches" and if you believe not the Unholy Book of Whores then what else can you be but a Bitch?

But who IS The Bitch? Everyone borne of woman may bear this awful curse, whether old or young, rich or poor, learned or ignorant. . .and until proven otherwise shall remain a bitch throughout their life until he with the authority to remove the dreadful word through the unoly power of The Fuck™ shall deem then unbitchly.

Only they who keep themselves free of stootchery and the ways of the slitch are not of the bitch. Only they who deliver no mercy to the whore shall be exempt from that terrible curse. Only he that oppresseth not The Fuck™ shall not be mocked as a bitch.

But beware, bretheren, the mantle of shame that is bitch hangs ever close. . .indeed hangs close over the head of even the strongest preacher of The Fuck™. Indeed. . .

THE CURSE OF THE BITCH HANGETH OVER THY VERY HEAD, EVEN AS YOU READ THESE WORDS!

Even NOW! Bitch waits for the moment of your weakness as you doubt The Fuck™! Even now YOU may become a bitch by your impure thoughts of mercy for the whore! Even NOW, brothers!
Thy stootchery makes you as the bitch!

THE BITCH, I SAY!

Can it be so, my brothers? That the bitch is so very close to all of us?

I SAY YES, AND VERILY YES AGAIN!

Be vigilant, bretheren! Do not let yourself become a bitch. Keep thy hand strong upon the bitches, lest ye join them in their bitchery! For even one HOUR of thy life as a bitch is as a lifetime. The blank darkness of thy mind. . .the utter stootchery of thy words. . .this is no path for the righteous bretheren of The Fuck™! Woe unto he who falls from their manhood into the darkness of the bitch.

Be not a bitch.
Preach ye The Fuck™
May your slitches be many and tight.

Amen

female dog

I'm getting tired of overuse of the words "bitch", "whore", and "(the) fuck". And the old English speak, that's pissing me off too.

I hope a quick and speedy ban is in order.

Is all this stuff like The Secret except for sex instead of spirituality?

You know, instead of the Law of Attraction it's the Law of Erection?



Or is all of this stuff because someone broke your precious little heart?

OP toaster by the ban hammer... thread closed