preacher

In court, the question is always asked of witnesses, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

But what is truth?

The truth is that which remains despite belief of disbelief.

In the preaching of The Fuck™ the question of what is truth must be foremost in our minds. This approach to The Fuck™ will help one discover truth; it will help keep our minds open and receptive toward the truth. It will also keep us in persistent search for the truth. For it is just as important that we understand the truth about ourselves as it is that we bring the truth to those we preach to, be it brother or whore.

Often, I have been told by my brothers, the first time they read the words of The Fuck™ they dismissed or ridiculed them, but later as I continued to preach, they came to ask "Is it the truth?" And it was only through their further pursuit of the truth, by their questions to me, that they came to move beyond the ridicule and oppression of The Fuck™ to the acceptance of the truth of it. And by that acceptance, they also accepted the obligation to be truthful as well. . .both to themselves and to the whores they preach unto. For if The Fuck™ is anything, it is truth itself!

To properly preach The Fuck™ beyond its barest outlines, he that accepts the truth of it must first take a hard look into the mirror and seek his weaknesses and admit them to himself. If during the process of preaching The Fuck™, you will be examining the information at hand about the whore you have chosen and seeking weaknesses to exploit, how can this be accomplished if you cannot learn the truth about yourself first?
THOU HYPOCRITE! Learn the truth! Be not like the whore and keep it unto thyself!

But is it the whole truth?

One can know some truth without knowing the whole truth. A witness in a courtroom can tell the truth without revealing the whole truth. Although you may come to know the truth of a thing, that does not necessarily mean that truth must always be revealed. A great contradicktion of preaching The Fuck™ is that although it is the very essence of truth, a large part of the preaching of it is based on deception. How then to reconcile this? How to justify a philosophy of brutal truth that is implemented through the liberal use of lies?

The difference rests in the nature of the truths we seek, the nature of the truths to be revealed, and the uses of both. The truths we seek in ourselves are used to realize our weaknesses that they may be turned into advantage, that a whore will not be able to use a truth you already are well aware of against you. For example, if I have already accepted the truth that I am not a very good-looking guy, then why would I be 'insulted' when somebody tries to point this out? I already fucking know, thank you. I use my plain looks to my advantage in that whores do not expect anything bad from such a drab fellow as myself.

The truth about yourself is defense against attack. The truths to be revealed are that of the whore. If her whoritry lies in vanity, then the truth of her vanity and how you have used it is that which is revealed. How you came to find this truth is not necessary to the revelation of it, and she need not ever know the truth of The Fuck™ and how you have used the knowledge gained to come to the place where she finds herself on the receiving end of a righteous sermon.

Is it nothing but the truth?

This question implies the possibility of distorting and destroying the truth by mixing it with error. A witness in court could tell the whole truth, but mislead the jury by the addition of one simple fact. The truth is easily polluted and perverted. This is the way of the man-bitch, he who speaks with the black tongue of the Anti-Fuck™. He who has joined the whore in battle against us by saying that we are wrong, and using distorted truth in the convincing thereof. It is he who seeks to keep the truth of The Fuck™ hidden from you. It is he who desires that, like him, all men be bound in servitude by the chains of the whore. It is he who seeks to pull firmly over your eyes the panties of the stootch, that your mind be clouded and your eyes be blinded to the truth! For like the whore, he seeks to hide truth rather than reveal it. This, my brothers is the eternal conflict between the preacher and the whore. . .The Fuck™ and The Anti-Fuck™.

The opposition between revealing truth and hiding it is at the very center of the battles we fight. Listen not to the words of the whore that proceedeth forth from the mouth of he that preaches The Anti-Fuck™! Use the knowledge of The Fuck™ in the discernment of the truth!

Do we as brothers of The Fuck™ seek the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Do we as preachers of The Fuck™ live the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Preachers, do we preach the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? And further, do we practice as we preach?

Regard not the truth as PART of The Fuck™, my bretheren. Instead, regard The Fuck™ AS the truth!

Blessings of The Fuck™ be upon you. May you understand and seek the truth of The Fuck™, and may your slitches be many and tight.

Amen

powerclown

I found a picture of The Truth's shoes:

Plan9

Aaah, memories.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

preacher

Mr. Rollins knows the ways of The Fuck™, and is a mighty minister in his own right, but I was thinking that since this was a forum that prides itself on discussion, something a little more original would roll downhill.

Or does it seem like I'm serving dinner before appetizers? I can start with something a little more explanatory first, if I need to.

Amen

Plan9

Context is good. Unless this is Memento and we're playing the thread in reverse.

That and the use of he vs. she and "whore" is probably not going to go over well.

And that's the truth.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

Who are you supposed to be the Anti-Buddha?

Damn, has everyone forgotten the postmodern era so soon? It hasn't been that long....

Dude, there is no "Truth," only experience.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

Leave my cat out of this.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

This thread is so existential....

The only meaning in life to fuck bitches.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

You mean whores.

...

Let's say that I buy this. And let's say that I'm fucking whores right now. Like two at a time in some kind of sinful sodomy sandwich. What do I care about The Truth? Is The Truth something I'm pondering during the sex-coma periods between blowing load or what? Unlikely. I'm thinking about pastrami, yo.

Playa-Guidos aren't philosophers. See this website for proof.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

You don't get it. The fucking is the "Truth."

That pretty much makes every playa a philosopha.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

raging moderate

i do like getting laid...

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These are the good old days...



formerly Murp0434

FuglyStick

What the fuck is this?

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

The_Jazz

The philosophical version of the day a teenager first discovers his dick.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Baraka_Guru

Maybe the day a teenager's first lay dumps him?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Cynthetiq

I dunno. I'm still trying to understand how to discuss the OP. I don't get it. I'm with fugly it's more like a babbling rant than a foundation for a discussion.

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Baraka_Guru

It's basically a misogynist rant that suggests that men should take power away from women by reducing relationships to mindless sex.

But what do I know? I'm just a man-bitch.

Or, maybe I'm reading it too literally. Do you think The Fuck is a metaphor for something else?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

How about:

The Fuck... Tastes Great, Less Filling

or

The Fuck... Once You Pop, The Fun Don't Stop

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Wes Mantooth

The Fuck... For That Frosty Mug Sensation?

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uncle phil

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Baraka_Guru

It's not difficult, people.

Throw off the yoke of whoredom, and just fuck!



Here:

Replace all instances of "dance" with "fuck":

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ring

Is the yoke, the pimp?

Baraka_Guru

No the yoke is that thing women always talk about as though it were something mutually beneficial but is actually a ruse to entrap men emotionally and financially; I think the current label is "relationship."

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

FuglyStick

A Lady Gaga video?

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Baraka_Guru

What are you talking about, Fugly, isn't it par for the course?

What hole are we on anyway?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ring

Oh go blow an egg. It's a yolk thing.

FuglyStick

We are on the hole that must be pummeled into submission. Yes.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Baraka_Guru

Right-o!

Tally-ho!

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

FuglyStick

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

ring

This thread needs some Monty Python bustin' out the coconuts.

*clop clop *

Xerxys

I didn't read the OP ... WALLS OF TEXT don't do well with me.

But this thread is AWESOME!!!

Jetée

For you, maybe.

This thread is contemptible inanity brought forth by posters 1, (nebulous) 2, (enabler) and all subsequent (troll).

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aside:
No matter what you may think, you cannot trademark the word 'Fuck'. That's the only truth I can extract from this.

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oh, and random quote from above:

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

FuglyStick

I count myself among the trolls.

Now someone light a match to this abortion and let's get drunk.

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Idyllic

Did someone say drunk?

I want to know what makes men think I have never looked at you as my simple fix for the moment, I always loved a good nut too. I know the mystery of The Fuck, I even know the mystery of the whore, what makes you (preacher) think some women (as opposed to whores) think that both sexes haven't and don't live on both sides of the fence of The Fuck..... When a good looking, hot, in shape man walks into the room even my husband knows I am looking and if my husband doesn't piss me off, later he's a getting a little of my loving in the essence of the dish memory I'm a looking at..... My Grandfather used to tell me, and Grandma agreed, “It doesn't matter where you get your appetite so long as you eat dinner at home”.....

The Truth of The Fuck is Universal so to is the reality of the whore, both men AND women can be whores. I love a new purse every now and again and if I trade my sows’ ear for a silk purse to be rewarded with a leather purse by my love, it just gives me more to carry my bag of tricks in so I can get more of the truth of The Fuck and the wondrous bliss of the "O", which I happily share with my husband when he is oh so deserving of said attention, or I simply want a nut myself.

I am no whore (at least not since I realized the True power of the cooch), I am your mother, and your mother, and your mother...... we are smarter than you know, we know The Truth of The Fuck, and we just know how to use it to get what we want whereas you guys just want The Fuck, o.k. I got your truth, and I like it too (shhhh, don’t tell anyone least my hand be read by all). God I love women’s sexual liberation and all the men I have known have loved it too, and that IS The Truth and The Fuck. The Fuck, The Truth, as if you think women don’t realize what you men want, maybe it’s more that you men don’t realize we want it too, **(shit, I already said to much, what, what, they have a right to know, we really like it too)**. Thanks a lot preacher, they just took my lady card from me, guess now all I really am is a whore, so much for liking sex and still being considered a lady, fuckers. Way to make a girl a good thing and then destroy her for being one….. I just don’t get it?

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you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does

p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

ring

Hey, Sir Royal Your Highness Mr. Jet.
Have you ever trolled the 'Survivor Thread'?

Your attempt at castigation has failed.

Idyllic

Oh wait, I forgot, with one of these *points to crouch* I can get as many of those *points to dick* as I want...... hehehehe and that is THE TRUTH of THE FUCK....thanks preacher

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you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does

p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

Baraka_Guru

Idyllic wins the thread.

Choose your prize, dear.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Jetée

Indeed, it has. But, no, I have not heard of the 'Survivor Thread'.

And still, I tried to impart something; whether it is seen as valuable or not, is not up to me.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Xerxys

I think I love you.

katyg

The truth is wank more, post less bullshit. Oops, did I type that??

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preacher

ZenFuck™ Moment: A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything".

Amen