ring

Cynthetiq

low hanging fruit.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Baraka_Guru

Whenever my father says this, it causes my mother instant insanity.

(She raised three boys and three girls.)

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

Dumper, pooper, and anything else Eden / Fugly / Jazz use to refer to the backside of a woman.

It's disgusting. Nothing about a bowel movement turns me on. I'm just old school like that.

And it makes me wonder if trashy girls refer to well-endowed men as toters of "huge pissers."

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

LordEden

Dooder. You like that word don't you plan?

I liked when Fugly's User Tag was "Duke of the Dooder".

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Vice-President of the CinnamonGirl Fan Club - The Meat of the Zombiesquirrel and CinnamonGirl Sandwich

Plan9

You sonuvabitch!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

FuglyStick

Hey now, sounds like someone's grinding the gears in the ol' turd cutter.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Baraka_Guru

I could really go for a sinker in the stinker right now.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Plan9

Hell, I'd just shoot Eden and Fugly in front of the barn.

...

And you best check yourself, Baraka. I know where you live.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Sue

"I'm so dead," as in "I'm so tired/exhausted."

Speaking of which, I really don't want to cook right now, but I have to... /me goes stumbling off to the kitchen...

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Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

FuglyStick

"hater"

A term bandied about by people with indefensible positions as an attempt to discredit those with legitimate positions. I don't "hate" you, moron; I'm just pointing out your obvious shortcomings and idiocy. Don't like criticism? Don't be a fucking douche.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Ourcrazymodern?

What if I want to be a fucking douche?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

FuglyStick

Oh, that's certainly your right

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Baraka_Guru

Haters gonna hate....

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

TNJ4555

"Think outside the box"
means: the same old ideas that didn't pan out the first time

"Don't worry about it"
means: I'm sweating bullets because whatever I'm not supposed to worry about is absolutely guaranteed to f**k up thoroughly

"No problem" means: problem

Baraka_Guru

"nickel and dimed"

Please...enough already. The economy's shit. Times are tough. I get that....but seriously...enough.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

G5_Todd

"to tell the truth"

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"....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

-General Franks

Amaras

My bad.
Ugh!
What's wrong with "my error" or "my mistake"?

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

Lindy

The term "bad boys" except when referring to, well, bad boys. The other day we were at a little neighborhood eatery and when the waiter came to remove the no longer needed plates he said "Let me clear these bad boys off your table." Later, after ordering pecan pie it was "I'll get that bad boy right out to you!"
I think we got cheated, because he took two bad boys away, but only brought one back. Then when he picked up my credit card it was "I'll just grab this bad boy and be right back." Some folks just try way too hard to be "with it." Sheesh.

Lindy
on the road in Ohio

ZombieSquirrel

Zing!

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Attack ZombieSquirrels

Pearl Trade

"Real talk" or "straight talk."

I hear all the gangsters saying "real talk" and "straight talk" these days, and sometimes they give it a little flair by clapping their hands when they say each word.

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Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.
Give me convenience or give me death!

Xerxys

I'd do you a solid for either of those alternative phrases.

Just stick to "excuse me".

blahblah454

"I will start tomorrow"
"I will do it tomorrow"

Anything where people leave things off until the mythical "tomorrow". Give me a fucking break, if you were serious about doing it you would start it now.

sweet release

i hate the phrases,

1. " how are you feeling?"

2. " it will be okay", or some other variation of it.

3. " did you see that?" when it's quite obvious you have as you were in the same room
4. " don't worry"

i will come back to this thread if i think of more.

right now that's it

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These Stories don't mean anything if you've got no-one to tell them to.


I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you, it's hard to find release and people can be so cold.

Plan9

"Very truly I tell you,"

It's said over and over in the friggin' Bible by Our Lord and Savior.

uncle phil

"that's so gay..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.