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Halx 09-13-2009 07:40 PM
The best fortune cookie ever...
 
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/members...4-p1010726.jpg

SSJTWIZTA 09-13-2009 10:12 PM
i got one of those a few years back, had it scotch taped to the side of my dresser.

little_tippler 09-14-2009 01:50 AM
heh, that's great. Weird little things those fortune cookies. Someone obviously had a sense of humor. I rather liked my first one from when I was in NYC in August. Had never had one before. It said 'Your success will astonish everyone' :D

Xerxys 09-14-2009 01:52 AM
I deeply detest the phrase "fortune cookie". Not the fortune cookie itself, but the phrase, which means useless advice.

This made me smile.

Iliftrocks 09-14-2009 04:03 AM
in bed

wooÐs 09-14-2009 05:59 AM
lol^^

Crack 09-15-2009 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little_tippler (Post 2702898)
heh, that's great. Weird little things those fortune cookies. Someone obviously had a sense of humor. I rather liked my first one from when I was in NYC in August. Had never had one before. It said 'Your success will astonish everyone' :D
Holy fucking shit on a grasshopper. I just ate Chinese food, and that was my exact fortune. I wonder if Hitler got the same one before he got all Hitlery...

Vigilante 09-15-2009 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iliftrocks (Post 2702959)
in bed
:thumbsup:

Giant Hamburger 09-15-2009 02:01 PM
I got this one years ago
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/...87009dd95e.jpg
and I keep it in my wallet as my only proof.

ironpham 09-15-2009 03:07 PM
Some of my gems that I have taped to my monitor:

"You will inherit some money or a small piece of land."
"Your whole family are well."
"You would make a good lawyer."
"You are going to have some new clothes."

Jetée 09-15-2009 03:19 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z...ne_cookies.jpg

wooÐs 09-15-2009 07:09 PM
Quote:
Take a fortune cookie and wrap it in a damp
paper towel and microwave for 30 seconds. Quickly and carefully open
the softened cookie, remove the original fortune and replace it with
your own fortune. Reshape and hold the cookie until it gets hard
again.
I've yet to try this, but I've wanted to for years.
After buying some cool Chinese take-out cartons, I'm thinking Christmas gifts.


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