Schwan

Wow!

The_Jazz

Really, Colton, I expected better of you. I don't know how it is in Corpus Christi, but usually we expect our folks to have better manners than this. I came to this thread expecting to be helpful and maybe answer a question or two. Instead, you've disrupted my entire afternoon and my staff is wondering why I keep giggling in here.

Google is your friend, folks. Use it right and you too can find both inches of angry manhood that Colton is sporting. Took me 30 seconds, 4 clicks and little effort.

There are attention whores and then there are attention streetwalkers.

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Xerxys

Headlines on "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" Movie

Gay Basher Bashed at Gay Bash

The_Jazz

One other quick thing - an unethical admin would edit Colton's last post or start messing with his profile to screw with him. I'm not that guy, so I didn't. Although I admit to taking a screenshot of his profile info for posterity.

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ColtonRosenbusc

Cute and Unwavering yet a smart admin would understand that I unlike yourself have a very good sense of humor one of which might make you feel as if I actually gave a shit that you think i am gay. Goodness posterity oh so wonderful make me a shinning star plz.

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Halx

I'd reject you on your grammar alone.

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little_tippler

love it

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To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
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When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
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The_Jazz

Dude, I don't think you're gay. I think you're AFRAID of being gay. That's why you didn't want gay guys looking at your junk and only the ladies.

As for my sexuality, well, it's best summed up here: surely you're not so stupid as to believe everything you read on the internet.

Internet. Such serious business.

Ah well, good luck showing your junk off only to women and not to guys on the internet. That ought to work out well for you.

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LordEden

Threads usually end at that, but you are just to funny! I can see by your lack of sentence structure and spelling that you must be a professional model. I'm sorry I didn't realize your greatness earlier, must have slipped past me like capitalization slipped past you. I really do apologize for my words earlier, a man so confident in himself couldn't possible be gay and not needy enough to put pictures of himself oiled down all over a internet forum. Attention is the last thing you want, I couldn't see you having any mental condition that made you need attention. I really just want to be friends, we can chat about wearing white after Labor Day and if that skirt makes your ass look fat. Did you hear that Paula Abdul is quitting American Idol?

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CinnamonGirl

This thread makes me laugh. I have nothing constructive to say, except that I love Jazz & Hal & Eden even more now. That is all, please carry on.

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cdwonderful

Ya'll killing me here. who put that guy up to this? its the best joke since the canadian beaver thing,

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World's King

Hey Colton, I'm sure you'll take this as a compliment but you kind of remind me of Zoolander.

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Crack

This thread makes me giggle, too bad I didn't see it earlier.

Colton, I am not gay either, but I swear to god I will track down every single picture of you that I can find and masturbate furiously to it while picturing us holding hands at the mall.

I do not do this for my benefit, or because I enjoy it... I do it to make you feel uncomfortable.

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ColtonRosenbusc

Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard. What is the deal with the oil? I have no idea how oil even slipped into this conversation it must have been how you managed to slip in special time to humiliate yourself via i-net. (EthugHARMONY.com). I am honestly enjoying how much time your spending correcting my grammar it must be nice to be a creepy old fuck that beats off to every punctuation error while looking at men. I would imagine it might sound something likewho's gay
?You should really consider a new profession teach. As for the friends thing I don't think that will work, perhaps you should get out of the basement and ask your mother. You might actually make her think twice about abortion.

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ShaniFaye

thats the first thing thats made me laugh all day... thank you (but I prefer Le Tigre myself )

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The_Jazz

I'm sure he's somewhere in here:


doing "Blue Steel". Or maybe "Magnum". Or "Le Tigre" for Shani. But my guess is that he's really only mastered "Ferrari" and is trying to add the others.

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Do a little search, Colton, and you'll quickly find that Crack would probably actually do this. And send the video of it to your mom.

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Lucifer

Truer words were never spoken

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1123, 6536, 5321

Manic_Skafe

I Googled and laughed my ass off but this is a low blow. Douchebag with far too obvious a screen name or not, everyone deserves a fair amount of privacy.

Thread serving suggestion:

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ColtonRosenbusc

You like having your kids as well I assume, lets keep it that way. Slandering someone is not appropriate nor is it an any way shape or form good conversation nor was that a threat!

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The_Jazz

You know, maybe this is one of those times when we should create a sticky in Tilted Sexuality for "How to live with yourself when you're deep, deep in the closet" or "How to come out of the closet". Not that either of those would be helpful to Colton. It's only a coincidence that his deepest, darkest fear is that if another guy touching his penis, he'll LIKE it. Purely coincidental.

Lucifer, you're right, he did make a good point. Yet we're all still here. Hard to look away, isn't it?

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Lucifer

Hey Colton, just trying to expand your TFP experience to other areas of the forum, so here's a thread you maybe interested in:

http://www.tfproject.org

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ColtonRosenbusc

YES MY FAV ill be sure to check it out when i get done at confession! HAR HAR

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Lucifer

Something tells me that Colton didn't follow that particular link...

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Crack

Removing links that are hits #1 and #2 on a google search of a username is an awesome way to keep someone's privacy. No really, it is.

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Giant Hamburger

This thread smells mean now.

We should try to refocus the negative energy to a well-reasoned and thoughful debate on health reform.

I think that the healthcare proposals that Congress is considering are totaly gay.

Cynthetiq

I was thinking that the perfect thing is to think about how to catch laptops with your butt.

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The_Jazz

I'm starting to realize that a lot more folks grew up in houses with lead paint peeling off the walls than I ever suspected.

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ShaniFaye

pfft... I give Jazz mad love and get looked over

Im going to go have a big cry, announce to Dave that I no longer crave man meat and head to The Other Side in Atlanta


/failing miserably at attention whoring

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dlish

colton, im a female member on this board and would love to see your junk.

any chance you could send me some pics?

did i forget to metion that i love cock?

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The_Jazz

What?! I totally gave you a shout out!

But, uh, can I watch while you get your fix of love-that-shall-not-be-named. I'll stand in the corner very quietly.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
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inBOIL

I'm not sure what everyone finds hilarious. This thread just makes me sad.


OK, except this. This made me chuckle.

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ShaniFaye

lol you and your constant editing lol

whew, I will inform Dave it was a joke then

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Is it just me, cause I'm old, or does his facebook pic look a lot like

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

LoganSnake

I'm offended. Since when are polo shirts gay?

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FuglyStick

Stick to neutral colors and I think you're okay. Pink or teal, though...

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LoganSnake

Real men wear pink.

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Crack

1984, May 12 if I remember correctly... not sure though since I was only 4 when it happened

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thespian86

welcome Kpax 2.0

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mrklixx

Homophobic, and you hate the handicapped*, how about we hold our breath for an N-bomb trifecta.


*(although you'd have plenty of company 'round here)

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Punk.of.Ages

Gosh, you guys. Now I'll never get to see Colton's nudie pictures...

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LoganSnake

I can tooootally picture Colton yelling out a muffled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" when that picture was taken.

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