wooÐs

I didn't know where the hell to put this thread. I still don't see the difference between 'Discussion' and 'Life.' So if it needs to be moved, please do so. But merge my thread and die.

I'd like to hear from the single, lonely and bitter plz. Bitch about how miserable you are. Whine about the opposite sex - or same - whatever does it for you. Vent about how you're consumed with depression and how you wish nothing but the same for all around you.

If you didn't know already, it's been 3'ish weeks since I was dropped like a hot plate. While much better, I still go through bouts of homicidal and suicidal tendencies (great band.) Sleeping is my friend. And I just don't see myself happy with any other man other than 'him.' I want to kick puppies.

k u go

thespian86

I've been single in a town where everyone knows everything that has happened to me over the past twenty some years for a couple of months now. That girl I hit on; yeah, she saw me puke on the bus trip to Kings Landing. Fuck my life.

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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.

Reese

I'm single and it's my fault. I am way too damn judgmental and shouldn't expect to find an intellectual, liberal woman that embraces technology beyond a cellphone, especially in a small town in Kentucky, one of the more conservative states in the union. I've met some, but they're already married with children, or just have children which is a no thanks from me. I know, I'm almost 27 I'm going to have to start changing my search terms so to speak...

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“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

Plan9

Hell, consult my posts from June 2007. You'll need some Rolaids when you're done.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

Does that include the ones that the staff had to delete because you were posting while drunk? Specifically the one where you blamed all the world's ills on girls with large breasts?

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

MSD

Wow, I missed that one. I'm glad my drunk posts don't get deleted, I'd be short a few thousand by now.

And I'm single.

samcol

/signed as of monday

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It's time for the president to hand over his nobel peace prize.

Willravel

It's true. It was more emotional than watching the Notebook while eating a tub of rocky road and wearing your "fat pants".

thespian86

You watch the notebook while eating a tub of rocky road and wearing your fat pants?

Congratulations, there is a more effeminate straight male on the board then me. I will happily let you take my place; your trophy is in the mail.

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EX: Whats new?
ME: I officially love coffee more then you now.
EX: uh...
ME: So, not much.

Plan9

Yes. I apologize for that. I still believe, however, that many of the world's ills are caused by large breasted women or their henchpersons.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Xerxys

I'm single because I don't know anything else. I live in a 'bubble' so to speak, I'm the safe guy. I want that woman that was featured in the Stepford wives movie, no, not the actress, the actual character. I want to plan a lot of things down to the last detail in my life but when things don't go as planned I so obtusely refuse to move forward until I get what I want.

Plus, I'm driven solely on my emotions so I pretty much think the logical thing would be to not let anyone near me long enough to hurt me like some of the horror stories I've heard.

Willravel

With some potpourri and an issue of Better Homes and Gardens? Oh, I hope they have an article about lace throws that I can read while eating fat-free clam chowder out of a hollowed out loaf of sourdough.

The_Jazz

Why did I get a sudden vision of Will wearing a robe, dancing in a strobe light and putting on crooked makeup, then taking pictures of himself while saying "I'd fuck me"? Complete with The Tuck.

Wow. That's a vision I want out of my head right now.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Punk.of.Ages

I really don't mind being single. I get more done.

Chicks are crazy anyway...

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

noodle

Hey, dudes are crazy, too. Example.... Crompsin? But being crazy is part of the fun in life, it waxes and wanes.
Two weeks and two days single. I'm not going to bitch today, because today was an okay day and I'm not going back into my cave. Not happy about it, not interested in the dating scene, not looking to be hooked up with someone's best friend's sister's brother-in-law, focused on getting my damn doctorate so I can make some money, 50% sober-posting, and a damn good shot with a glock.
Happy Fucking Thursday.

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ASU2003

I've been single for 10,800 days, but I know more about sex than most people.

Martian

Whoa, blast from the past. I remember reading that thread and thinking 'Jesus, what an ass!'

My opinion has not changed.

Also, I Should Not Be Here.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

uncle phil

i think he was single for a long time...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shaindra

Speaking as a large-breasted woman, you're right. And they're not henchpersons, they're minions.

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"Never regret something that once made you smile."

blahblah454

I have been single for close to 6 months and it does not bother me one bit. In fact I have so much time on my hands!

I started working out almost every day, getting in really good shape.
I cook all the time now, eating lots of good meals.
I play more guitar and read much more.

I am telling you its great, I miss the sex every now and then, but I don't miss it that much.

Zeraph

I think I have everyone beat. I'm nearly 25 years old and have been single my entire life. Not counting one night stands or brief dating encounters or gradeschool girlfriends. Worst part is there really isn't anything wrong with me. I'm decent looking, educated, and come off fairly well in the majority of social situations. I really have no excuse. FML

Punk.of.Ages

You're smart, that's your excuse.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

FuglyStick

Single and perfectly okay with it. There may come a time in the future when I want to explore being in a relationship again, but right now, I'm enjoying the selfishness.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Manic_Skafe

You guys are way off base - no one knows hatred for the opposite sex like those of us in long-term committed relationships. I've been doing a 5 year stint with the misses so believe me when I say:

You don't have to worry about anyone's feelings.
You can have sex with whomever you want.
Your money is all your own.
Fuck cuddling.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

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"Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

Shauk

Single, used to care, don't now. I figure i got plenty of time to get hot and old, like sean connery.

Xerxys

Not only has your post enhanced this more in me!!

wooÐs

at the positivity itt! : mad:: angry:: pissed::bah:

Glory's Sun

Can I get an AMEN?

Punk.of.Ages

Nothing good ever comes out of negativity...

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

wooÐs

squeeeb

i'm single, and while i occasionally get painfully lonely and want to die, i'm pretty fuckin happy. i just wish i could get laid. i also like suicidal tendencies, great band. woods- if you need to rebound, i'm available.

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onward to mayhem!

carrot glace

single and never been in a relationship, thats me. i'll be 24 in july. meh, ill get laid when im 30.

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

KirStang

Single, but not stressing over it. Plusses and minuses being either attached or single.

On the other hand, being recently dumped is very different from being single. Your physiological response to no longer having your SO is akin to someone close passing away. (I think I read that in a Psych textbook). Whereas you used to associate many things with your ex, him/her no longer there when you see the associated object causes psychological discord (Dammit! There's a word for this...forgot it).

So take time to grieve. Life is short, everything gained will eventually become lost. Enjoy the now when you can .

CinnamonGirl

*waves* I actually had a total rant going, but it read more like a blog entry than a post, so I think I'll save that for later.


Suffice it to say, he was a complete and total ass, and I'm going to have a very hard time trusting my own judgement in the future when it comes to men.




Oh, and also: fuck relationships. <--there, that was my bitterness.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

inBOIL

I'm single because I just don't try. And Zeraph, I got you beat by 4 years.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

wooÐs

How old are you and can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis?
I'm not going to lie. I'm in bad shape. I hate admitting that on any forum but it is the truth. I got better for a little while and today it's like I took 50 steps back. meh

thx tho

Plan9

Wait... it does?

Heeeey... how-you-doin'? I've got a tricked G34, myself.

...

Good. Now that you're single, we can go on man-dates. You're the only friend I have these days that keeps M4 company. I'm going to PM you.

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Don't make me post those OkCupid pictures. I'll do it.

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Except punk music.

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*gags, spits Diet Coke on laptop* Wow, it's official. I'm not going to sleep for a week.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Punk.of.Ages

There's now whiskey all over my keyboard...

You know, somehow, I knew you would have some witty retort to that when I posted it, Cromp, but you really exceeded my expectations!

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

FelixP

I'm single by choice...sort of. When I was in school girls would flirt with me, and I with them, and then after they really started showing interest, I would be the biggest dick possible. I push people away habitually, especially those fucking females. Now that I'm out of school, I have a harder time meeting people, but I absolutely refuse to just walk up and start talking to a woman, and when a woman flirts with me I completely shut down. A bit of polite conversation, then "Fuck you bitch, and the horse you rode in on."

I need to get laid.

Anyone want to go halfsies on a bottle of jack daniels?

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Free will lies not in the ability to craft your own fate, but in not knowing what your fate is. --Me

"I have just returned from visting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world." --Douglas MacArthur

Punk.of.Ages

Weird. This line gets me laid every time...

And you don't have to ask me twice when it comes to bottles!

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike