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CinnamonGirl 06-16-2009 07:44 PM
From Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress:

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When I was little, I was so girlie and ambitious, I was practically a drag queen. I wanted to be everything at once: a prima ballerina, an actress, a model, a famous artist, a nurse, an Ice Capades dancer, and Batgirl. I spent inordinate amounts of time waltzing around our living room with a doily on my head, imagining in great detail my promenade down the runway as the new Miss America, during which time I would also happen to receive a Nobel Prize for coloring.

Plan9 06-16-2009 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by -deathboy- (Post 2652901)
~American Psycho
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Ssssh! Don't mention that around WillRavel or he'll try to stuff a kitten into an ATM after he finds out you have a slightly better haircut.

Bill O'Rights 06-16-2009 08:22 PM
Dick said, "Look, look.
Look up.
Look up, up, up."

Fun with Dick and Jane by William S. Gray


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