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Old 07-02-2003, 12:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Potato chip bag held a surprise

<i><b>Potato chip bag held a surprise</b>


DES MOINES (AP) - A woman found more than chips inside a bag of potato chips she bought at a convenience store.

Lois Campbell, 42, of Des Moines said when she opened a small bag of Uncle Ray's garlic-flavored chips Saturday, she found another bag inside containing what she and police thought was marijuana.

"We were eating a few of the chips, and I was about to give some to a 3-year-old child," Campbell said. "I thought it was a little bag of seasoning inside. When I saw what it was, I called the police."

A police report says the contents of the heat-sealed bag smelled like marijuana.

The chips and the leafy substance were seized as evidence.

Mandi Lockridge, manager of the Git-N-Go store where the chips were bought, said the other Uncle Ray's chips have been taken off the store's shelves.

The chips were packaged in Detroit, Lockridge said.</i>



This could go over big as a handy multi-pack. Get high and take care of the "munchies" at the same time.
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I never liked Uncle Ray's. In fact, I dislike most businesses and brand names that try to push some form of morality on their cutomers.

Also, their chips are thin and have little flavor. I much prefer Tim's Cascade Style- thick, super crunchy, far superior taste and texture.
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that's hilarious.........wonder how it got there
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The multi-pack idea is perfect!
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This gives new meaning to the "Toy Surprise Inside" message.
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Old 07-02-2003, 01:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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From the title of this post, I was expecting a rat head. This is funny, thanks.
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Old 07-02-2003, 02:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That is to funny how it was "seized for edvidence".

More like mr.cop and his buddies all got their smoke on.
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I personally like the "3 year old child" part.
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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great marketing idea....package the weed WITH the munchies!
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL enjoyduff. Good concept.
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Old 07-02-2003, 06:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Potato chip bag held a surprise

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This could go over big as a handy multi-pack. Get high and take care of the "munchies" at the same time.


LOL that is too funny!!
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Old 07-02-2003, 10:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Silly cops, it was just a bag of oregano. People just jump to the craziest conclusions.
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Old 07-03-2003, 07:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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great marketing idea....package the weed WITH the munchies!
wow... one stop shopping
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Old 07-03-2003, 08:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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and you still have chips left over for the munchies.
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Old 07-03-2003, 11:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Thats is simply great...I feel bad for the guy who left it in there! The real question is...Why did she turn it in?
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:41 PM   #17 (permalink)
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too bad it wasn't one of those large bags
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Old 07-03-2003, 12:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Imagine the guy who lost it. He's all set at work once he's done he's gonna get his smoke on. It's his goal for the whole day. And at the end of the shift he can't find it. Worst day at work ever.
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Old 07-04-2003, 05:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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too funny!

and the bag had to be bought from someone who wouldn't use it!
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Old 07-04-2003, 07:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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efficiency and marketability. uncle ray's marketing lead should be able to find quite a few job offers if this turns out to be the fault of uncle ray's.
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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great marketing idea....package the weed WITH the munchies!
Hah, exactly what I was thinking.

I can bet this will happen in canada now with thier legalized weed shit.
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:14 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:31 PM   #23 (permalink)
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heh, thats rather amusing, if it woulda been shrooms/coke or whatever, and the bag inside woulda busted open..that coulda been bad..
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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too funny!

and the bag had to be bought from someone who wouldn't use it!
totally! what a waste!
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:00 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Ha yall funny but to let yall know this is my mother and she did it cuz she works at a school and she was teaching the kids drug awareness. Think about it like this what if ur childs teacher took them to the store and this happend what wld u expect her to do?
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ha yall funny but to let yall know this is my mother and she did it cuz she works at a school and she was teaching the kids drug awareness. Think about it like this what if ur childs teacher took them to the store and this happend what wld u expect her to do?
I don't believe you. The story says nothing about a school at all and there's no way a teacher would ever give a 3-year old lessons about drug awareness.

So, yeah. Nice try.
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Old 02-10-2011, 03:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Ha yall funny but to let yall know this is my mother and she did it cuz she works at a school and she was teaching the kids drug awareness. Think about it like this what if ur childs teacher took them to the store and this happend what wld u expect her to do?
I would expect her to keep it and never speak of it again but if she did mention it, I would probably ask her what she was doing with my child on a Saturday at the Git-N-Go store.
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Old 02-10-2011, 11:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2011, 10:36 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Ha yall funny but to let yall know this is my mother and she did it cuz she works at a school and she was teaching the kids drug awareness. Think about it like this what if ur childs teacher took them to the store and this happend what wld u expect her to do?
im with jazz here...either you're a liar or your mum is
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