Miss Piggy Nipple Slip!!!!

Bring on the NSFW title!!!!!! :thumbsup:


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Oh how I hope this link was emailed out to the whole Muppet club with no retraction...

awesome. I'm sorry I have nothing funny to say. You guys rock!

A program note: playing Ustwo tonight will be our own Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil, everyone!

Again, no bathroom typing, pants on and zipped.

Finally, I heart you all. In a full of cocks way, though.

Kermit: The horny Toad

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8...mitsex1jc5.gif

Muppet Goatse!

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/goatse_muppet.jpg

Only on TFP...

Hey guys. I have come to realize, in perfect hindsight, that my earlier post could be construed to be rude.

After all, TFP is a home to many of you, and my blatant use of this interactive tool as an interactive tool could be seen as disrespectful to those who revere the sites perfect ecosystem of polite disgruntledness. I have to say that I have been a member of this site for quite a while (coming on 2 years, not as idick) and have always loved its unique charm.

However, I must say that I made the mistake of asking you not to post in the vain hope that my noob groupmates wouldn't get confused and start chatting up a random member. My bad. What I was hoping to be a collaborative environment (Post! And include all the Miss Piggy fantasies you want- the project is already pretty fucked up...), is right now a bunch of jokers trying to one-up each other with the same "kermit humping dog" .gif that's been going around since I was in middle school. Seriously. TFP. The jungle-gym of the supposedly adult world.

I should've just named the thread "People Make Mistakes" and left it at that. At this point, please accept my apologies if my attempt at doing my job has offended you, and if a mod would please delete this thread asap, I would appreciate it.

So you've been here long enough to predict the reaction this thread got AND this is an alt screen name? Neat! :thumbsup:

Hey, don't sell us short...we have goatse kermit and nip slip piggy, too!

Great...get me watching umpteen Muppet videos now....my contribution-a classic earworm!

TFPers are pretty behaved most of the time. In that way, they're like a powder keg of silliness. Well, you just gave 'em a good excuse to explode.

Congratulations on being an "interactive" tool. No offense taken beyond the ususa 'don't create multiple identies' thing.

And if you think we're deleting this, guess again.

Back to the real world?
 

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...y69/Muppet.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...69/Muppet6.jpg

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8...mbingcalb2.jpg

There's this teeny-tiny little interactive tool called myspace that allows can be set up to be only accessed by your "groupmates".

And there are many, many other places to set up private "interactive areas". Going into a public forum and saying "don't post here", is about as realistic as going into Times Square and telling everybody to shut up because you want to have a private conversation.

Oh, and why create a new username?

Anyway, more muppet goodness:

Pulp Muppets was fucking awesome! Okay resume the thread.

Do I get to be a curmudgeon now? I do so love it...

Dude, starting a 'private' thread on a public forum is a dumbass move. Furthermore, doing so with a new account (which may or may not be against site policy, I'm not sure anymore) and no explanation whatsoever of who you are or why you would like to do such a thing is just plain disrespectful. How can you not get this?

For the record, I've been a member for over three years, if we want to get into the membership-length dick waving competition. Not that this has any bearing on the topic at hand whatsoever, except insofar as to point out that you've been here long enough to know better. A cryptic thread about muppets that the general population for whom this forum exists are 'not allowed' to post in is just begging to be turned into a ridiculous .gif-a-thon.

What you did here was equivalent to barging into my living room and asking me to please stay out while you and your friends do your project. It's my goddam living room. Get your own.

So, yeah. We destroyed your thread. You had it coming. And that, as they say, is that.

Ding Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner, thanks for playing everyone, please leave the thread by the marked exits.

Of course I missed the show... :(

I'm glad, though, that nobody sought to include any "Super Gonzo".

idick, you've given me loads of happy in my otherwise drab little life.

So many decisions, so many thoughts. But I come here and get loads of happy.

So you've done me some great good.

hmmmmm.....let's see, So you've been a member here for 2 years and yet you saw nothing wrong with your request....hmmmmm. Sorry, I just don't believe you. What's your other username, (that you've used for the past two years), and we'll just check your story out.

I love it.

TFP: Even in a disaster, we enjoy the wreckage.

Actual Muppet Magic Project
 

Hey everyone,
I'd like for everyone to try and get the character development (they've been working on :thumbsup:)posted on this forum by some point this weekend so that we'll all have a chance to look everything over before we meet again on Tuesday. Good luck writing your papers. Ciao!

You've GOT to be fucking kidding me, right?

Full marks for perseverance!

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So, what are your grades in college, given that you OBVIOUSLY don't read.....

Good luck with that meeting. :lol:

I don't know. Maybe they're onto something here. Call it "Tilted Works in Progress" or something. It's not like there haven't been attempts at collabrative projects here before. I can recall at least one in the Music thread.

A thread where members can openly work together on a project wouldn't be such a bad thing would it? If the OP has taken a different tack (outlining the scope and goals of the project and inviting all members to offer their input over the course of the process) this thread could have been very fruitful. Perhaps it still can be.

I'm curious about what they're really attempting to achieve and how they develop it.

What's the Muppet Magic project all about?

The problem with this thread is that the OP wanted only members of the project group (and it seems to be a college class project) to post in the thread - i.e. this is an exclusive project and general members of TFP are "not allowed" to participate.

If it was an open project, not for a grade, and invited members to join, I'm sure the reaction would have been different.

It's a shame you all have decided not to help out and post your characters :(.

I, on the other hand, would like to introduce Stinky the Bum.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/6464/2103gs0.jpg

As you can see, he lives in a trash can. He is lonely and likes to masturbate. However, on the positive side, this helps him avoid STD's. Also, I imagine him being voiced by Snoop Dog or perhaps another black rapper.



Now that all of that is out of the way, I want to make a suggestion (real) to you, idick. USE EMAIL!

Hell, I thought this was the "Create your own Muppet" thread. I'm disappointed.

I found this Muppet maker on another site...

Muppets at FAO Schwarz

My Buddy Holly tribute Muppet ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...ppetFremen.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/...a17c3a3c_o.jpg
I made me :lol:

frogs...real frogs. i accidentally interupted them while i was trekking last week.

fuck kermit. ........oh wait. is that kermit doing the fucking?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...t/IMG_0999.jpg

Who knew frogs did it doggie style?

I always had them figured for missionary, those little froggy legs kicking in the air!




I always saw myself as a cross between Beaker and Scooter!

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Would that be Booter or Sceaker?

How'd you guys get the FAO pics?

I'm starting to feel retarded.

Print screen, cropped in paint, uploaded to photobucket.

Here's mine! I made me (with longer hair, obviously).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...r13/muppet.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/2yvkuur.jpg
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