Psivage

I was outside, mowing the lawn on the riding mower, beatiful day, just thinking to myself, when I felt something land on my head. I reached up and to my amazement and surprise a bird poop right on my head. Anybody else had a bird pooped on them?

-Anders

I can't say that i have.
But i recall my mother being hit by one on her shoulder?

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drawerfixer

No, fortunately, I've never been pooped on.

I do, however, wonder why their crap is white. It that simply due to their diet, or something with their digestive systems? I guess I could search around for it, but I'm sure there are some biologically minded people around...

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rogue49

nah,
but that's alright, I get enough people trying to shit on me to make up for it.

The_Dude

i was eating outside once and this eagle came down and swooped my food away.

i am NOT lying it happened.

the eagle also scratched my leg in the process

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^Oni^

Bird poop is white because of the high ammonia content. Kinda like it's bleached. (I used to work in a chicken processing plant)

Supposedly it's good luck when birds crap on you. I fail to see the logic.

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losfp

Maybe that's because it's surely got to be all up from there

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rockzilla

I've had bird shit land 2 or 3 feet in front of me. I thought 'If I had been one step ahead of where I am now....' really made me think of my own mortality.... wait that was when an icicle fell from a tall building.

spived2

When i was a little kid I decided i would run away from home. i got about two blocks from my house and a bird shit right on my head. That didnt seem like a good omen to me so I went back home again

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uncle phil

a bird caught one of my girlfriends many years ago as we were walking into a bar...oh, was she pissed...

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Conclamo Ludus

I had a squirrel shit on my shoulder once. Ungrateful little bastard.

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Uh my dad's been hit. I've never had any close calls.

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Cynthetiq

ugh... it's annoying.. more than once for me...

too many pigeons in the NYC area. it's disgusting

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YourNeverThere

never happened to me, but they shit all over my damn car all the time

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spectre

Once when I was about 12. Luckily, I was wearing a hat at the time.

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denim

Never had that happen, but a parrot once crapped on my shoulder when I had it there.

bermuDa

i'm about the only person i know who hasn't been a shit target... knock on wood

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Redirect

yup, but it was on my shirt it was an angled/flying poop........didnt take much to wash out though very wet ewwwwwwwwwww about it being luck, i dont think so i dont feel any luckier in any way

Slims

I never have, but one of my elementary school teachers got pooped on during a field trip. We joked about that for the rest of the year.

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FuddMan

I have never had feces fall onto me

ratbastid

It's happened to me! Waiting to hop in a kayak to paddle around on Monterey Bay, a seagull nailed me.

He was tasty, grilled on a spit over an open fire on the beach, later that night. No, that's just a fantasy. But a good one!

Big Julie

New York City, sitting on a bench in Washington Square Park(I think. It was quite some years ago). A group of pidgeons flew over, and I caught it square onna top of my head.
Blech.

Fly

yup.......right cheek............luck.......my ass.

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alisa

yes i have...at the beach, the stupid seagulls....

izzzzy

its a good thing elephants dont fly

WhoaitsZ

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

once i was forced to ride in a push chair. my bastard brother decided to torture me and drove me outside at an ungodly speed. then kaboom! bird crap hit him right on the mouth. if he didn't run it would had it me. yes, yes, karma was beautiful that day!


ps: if you think that's bad, don't play with parrots.

pps: the_dude, i believe ya for sure. I hate walking around mocking birds. much smaller than eagle's but they will dive bomb you a lot.

Batman976

I got shit on once when I was walking out to my car from my house. It got me on the arm. It wasn't a big deal though.. just walked back in and washed it off.

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boredjerk

couple times. some came in the car window and smeared on my shirt a couple weeks ago. never right on the head.

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Amethyst

No sorry can't say that it has ever happened to me.

MrFlux

I swear that seagulls actually aim for you.

Yes, more than once, New Zealand has a high seagull population

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bundy

its good luck!

i know a guy who got shat on by a bird through his cars sun roof while he was cruising at 60km/h... and heś a lucky guy!

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absorbentishe

While mowing two weeks ago, a bird got me on my shoulder. I had a white shirt on, an it was PURPLE!!! Washed the shirt in bleech, and it still won't come out.

Andric

Not on the head, but I did get hit on the back of a t-shirt once. Never washed out completely, either.

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denim

OTOH, the young starling I once encountered and placed on my shoulder, did nothing of the kind.

Atropos4

I'm almost afraid to say a bird hasn't pooped on me, like if I do, now it's going to happen. But, nope never happened to me. (knock on wood)

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th0r

A bird shit in my glass once when I was sitting out in the sun having a beer!

frankx

Many times. Grow up on a farm, and you'll have to deal with shit sooner or later, one way or another.

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Forsaken

Yep when I was like 9 years old, right on my sholder on the way to get in the car to go to the grandparents house.

smithja0423

Yup - actually i was on a lawnmower as well. Another bird-poop story i can recall: In high school, we had a mandatory marching band camp. During drill practice, one of the color gaurd girls got shit on by a bird, right in the eye. To this day, we can't figure out why she ripped her shirt off and ran around the field screaming with one boob popped out the bottom of her sports bra.

JStrider

smithja that hilarious roflmfao

i was rock climbing once... and theres these little birds that go racing around really fast close to the rock... and well one was comin straight at me and the next thing i know theres a giant poop splatter on the rock right above my head... i caught some "spray" from its landing on the rock... it was pretty bad... big poop for such little birds

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