07-23-2008, 01:08 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Welcome the new Moderators!
Dear (Insert Member Name Here),
You are hereby required to congratulate the following members: shesus abaya JustJess little_tippler Reason: These members have joined the moderator team! Please make your congratulatory post below in an orderly fashion. Thank you. Sincerely, (Enter Supervising Staff Member Name Here)
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07-23-2008, 01:11 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Seems random, but congrats!
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07-23-2008, 01:15 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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The correct response is: I understand and will comply.
Congratulations!
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07-23-2008, 01:18 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
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congrats!!!!!!! welcome aboard!
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07-23-2008, 01:39 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I understand and will comply.
Congratulations! (and having strong women on the team will only make the whole place better)
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07-23-2008, 01:46 PM | #8 (permalink) |
All important elusive independent swing voter...
Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia
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Seems like we have too many moderators. Who will moderate the moderators now? What was the criteria in choosing them?
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07-23-2008, 01:55 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Location: Kittyville
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For myself, it was my breasts. Thus the need for more of them.
Actually, this was part of an overall cleanup - clearing out old mods who aren't here anymore, and balancing things so it's not so man-heavy. Or is that boy-heavy? Perhaps you wanted me to answer you totally seriously. I don't think I can do that just now. And thanks for the congrats!
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07-23-2008, 02:01 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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We have the same number of moderators that we did last week. The new ones replaced ones who rotated off the staff.
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07-23-2008, 02:12 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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Location: Chicago
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Of course, by answering your question, I'm violating the nature of my own answer, which in turn nullifies my answer thus making it moot. That brings us to your question. If my answer nullifies itself simply by answering, then it should follow that your question nullifies itself simply by asking. That brings us to a situation that means your question cannot be answered by definition of the question itself. Therefore, asking your question automatically rejects the notion of the question rendering your question obsolete. Your question becomes void, making any answer from us unnecessary. Since your question no longer exists, I no longer have to answer it. Clear?
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07-23-2008, 02:16 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
All important elusive independent swing voter...
Location: People's Republic of KKKalifornia
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Ah got it, thanks for the clarification folks. That makes sense to me now. I Don't mean to be surly or crabby, but I figured someone has to *scowls at everyone*.
So then, Congratulations ladies! You better do a good job! *shakes fist* -----Added 23/7/2008 at 06 : 18 : 41----- Quote:
By the way, I was never here nor do I exist. Skadoosh....
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07-23-2008, 02:37 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Excellent choices - I'd forgotten that we were rotating moderators - but this seems a fine crop. Congratulations to everyone in their new found positions. Moderate away!
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07-23-2008, 02:55 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
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Thanks, all!
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07-23-2008, 03:56 PM | #23 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
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Wow, a slate that couldn't be better. You all rock.
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07-23-2008, 04:01 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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This was more or less an executive decision that went from announcement to decision in a matter of about 4 days, and was interrupted by the upgrade over the weekend.
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07-23-2008, 04:06 PM | #26 (permalink) | |
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Strawberry Shortcake? Come on!!
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07-23-2008, 04:23 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Perhaps we need to start a "Support Group for Husbands of Mods" thread. I can think of at least 4 members that probably need to do some venting off the top of my head.
And, um, isn't "Married to the Mob" about infedility or has it just been too many years since 1992 when I last saw it?
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07-23-2008, 04:29 PM | #29 (permalink) | |
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Quadro, motion M566C: we should watch "Married to the mob" and produce an extensive report. Also, motion M566C.1: we must provide a sufficient amount of pop corn, salted, no butter. |
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07-23-2008, 04:35 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Someone needs to give ktspktsp and quadro shiny new "ModSpouse" badges...
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07-23-2008, 05:12 PM | #34 (permalink) |
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Congrats ladies. And husbands... this means you have to keep your noses extra clean... one more area for the ladies to get their own way, and if you don't comply, they simply make you comply. If that still doesn't work they can just go in and edit your stuff to say what they want you to say!!
So once again.... CONGRATS!!! ps. the mod team just got a whole lot hotter! |
07-23-2008, 05:42 PM | #35 (permalink) | |
Eat your vegetables
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In all seriousness, though - CONGRATS, new mods! May the Force be with you.
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07-23-2008, 05:43 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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Location: Kittyville
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I'll have you know that I did not get rid of the Star Wars curtains. I simply *added* kitty pictures to go with them. Hmph!
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07-23-2008, 06:09 PM | #38 (permalink) | |
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Location: Chicago
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And I agree, I think the husbands are a lot more excited.
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07-23-2008, 06:15 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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It seems as if i missed this.
You guys (heh) will make great moderators. Once again, congrats!
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