05-01-2008, 02:05 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
Tilted Cat Head
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What Would You Drive, if the Taxpayers Paid?
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If they don't like the job you're doing, they ax you and you lose your car rights, so I doubt anyone could get away with a Ferarri or a Veyron. I'd drive a Chrysler Minivan. It's versatile enough and transports with enough space. I can meet with people as I travel, and it gets a reasonable gas mileage for the trade off of hauling people. What would you drive if the taxpayers paid?
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05-01-2008, 02:29 PM | #4 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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a phrase from my latin I class in high school comes to mind...
"what killed the latins long ago..."
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05-01-2008, 02:40 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Pissing in the cornflakes
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$800 a month?
Christ.
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05-01-2008, 02:42 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Same thing I have now: 2004 black and white MINI. I'd just be happy to not pay for the fuel and insurance.
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05-01-2008, 02:46 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana
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05-01-2008, 03:57 PM | #10 (permalink) |
Knight of the Old Republic
Location: Winston-Salem, NC
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I want electric cars. When electric cars come out then the tuning scene will make badass electric mods and electric "forced induction" so the fast car enthusiasts will still be able to have a hobby that they love while not paying out the ass for gas.
So basically if it was 2020 when electric cars finally come out and the taxpayers were paying the costs, I would drive a fast electric car. |
05-01-2008, 04:33 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Let's put a smile on that face
Location: On the road...
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Pantera's are awesome.
I would get one of those new vans with the swivel back seats and the table in the back. Perfect for impromptu meetings and gatherings. And they are decent priced, so not a huge burden on the tax payers. |
05-01-2008, 05:52 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: reykjavík, iceland
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i´d get the biggest hummer i could with the least fuel efficient engine possible and throw an anchor out the back and drag that around just for good measure
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05-01-2008, 06:09 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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I'd go for something sporty but somewhat economical, maybe a new Civic Si coupe. It's a cute little peppy car. I'd get it converted to run on propane and they'd pay for that fuel ...quite clean burning.
Or if I worked across the river in Jersey, I'd get an Amphicar and save the bridge tolls plus the gas: Quote:
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05-02-2008, 07:44 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I'd either go for a Toyota Yaris or a Honda Fit--I'd have to see which fit better, and which would give me the most bang for my buck, in terms of balancing features, fun, and fuel efficiency.
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05-02-2008, 08:29 AM | #18 (permalink) |
We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Aston Martin DB9. I wouldn't settle for anything less.
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05-02-2008, 09:24 AM | #19 (permalink) |
zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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If I was driving, a CTS-V
If I was being driven, and didn't have to pick up the maintenance bill, a slightly souped-up Chrysler 300...came to that choice after watching History of Violence.
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05-02-2008, 10:58 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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Location: Ventura County
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Porsche 911 Turbo. I am certain that I would be a one term guy, for not caring about being politically correct.
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