90 Day Jane
 

Http://90dayjane.blogspot.com

This girl has decided that she is going to kill herself 90 days from this past Tuesday, February 5, and will chronicle each day from here until the end.

From her About Me section:

Do you believe her? Do you think she will go through with it?

My thoughts:

The fact that no one really knows who anyone is on the internet works in \"her\" favor here.

Who *really* knows if she actually dies if/when she \"suicides\".

Anyone remember Kaycee Nicole Swenson (side note, took me 15 mins to find this again, I knew it existed and forgot where)

Unless you personally know this person in real life, I wouldn\'t let it bother you. At all.

Why 90 days? To get more attention, more links, more stories generated. To have people race to attempt to find her, locate her, identify her.

Why? Because she\'s bored, school \"project\", a dare between friends.
Pick any or all of my suggestions.
But like I said, unless you know \"her\", don\'t let it bother you.

The internet is full of so many fakes :/
It really debases my belief in humanity.

ustwo...that about sums it up.

I wonder why her eyes are covered in her photo. is this because when she doesnt do it, or is found to be a fraud that no one will recognize her on the streets and give her a verbal bashing?

Performance artist.

How very G.G. Allin of her.... minus the whole most hardcore mother fucker to ever live bit.

Cyber GG without the shit tossing.

All though...she might look ok stomping nude down the street wearing only boots and her own blood.

I'm going to be unsurprised in 90 days. What else should i say? Her blog is not a cry for help but rather to get attention. It's simply a public record of what she hopes will be her 90 days of fame. She may or may not be depressed, but her daddy didn't hug her or something so she wants her blog to get a million hits. But, does it really have to? I mean, as someone with an iota of intellect I know blogs have no purpose. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is hating on gamers. So, if she feels like saying "game over" (GET IT?! CAUSE OF THE HALO THINK? ROFLMAO! UR2CUTE!), why can't she cheapen actual suicides? Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching her talk about herself for three solid months.

LonelySuicideGirl15

Hahaha!! :thumbsup:

Sold the movie rights yet? Been in touch with the tabloids?

Just stfu and go away,"Jane."

Yawn.

Well I don't agree with the thought of taking out Paris Hilton on her way out the door. Not that I don't completely dislike Ms. Hilton, I do. Just not in favor of killing other people.

Now if this young lady is serious I hope she finds a nice field somewhere so as to leave as little mess as possible. I'd hate to think someone had to waste their day cleaning up whatever bodily fluids she leaves behind.

And if she's just out for attention, as I deeply suspect. I hope people stop reading and posting on her blog. Which is what I intend to do.

In this video she apparently went shopping for a dress to wear on her last day.

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If this is real then it's a shame she wasted such a swell pair of nipples.

This is genius marketing.

if only she sold tees.

by the way charlatan. what the hell is your avatar? A hooded pterodactyl?

Wow, this is so lame I don't even know what to say.

She even tried to throw in some fight club there, but fucked it up... Our generation has no great war, no great depression... Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression, is our lives. At least give credit where credit is due you unoriginal hack.

I'll be surprised if she actually does kill herself. Actually I'll be impressed. I bet it will be one of the first times in her life she was this dedicated and driven towards something and succeeded. If it wasn't why would she want to kill herself in the first place?

Because this will be so suspenseful, I will put this out of my mind, and just wait for this thread to be resurrected in three months. That way I can FINALLY know if she offed herself.

@Ace:
I have to agree with you- admitting that I'd be morbidly fascinated and amazed if she does go through with it.

Awe... he's so adorable... :lol:

Rofl.

manics right.. shame to be losing such a fine specimen

im gonna email her and try and save her

If she knows she is going to die in 3 months then why is she not out fucking as much as she can and doing as much drugs as she possibly can? She is an atheist and admits that there is no reason to live (no afterlife or anything either) so why not go out in a blaze?

Also she should of gotten naked in that video, I mean she wont even show her face and she obviously does not care about her life, so whats with the modesty?

Or am I just an asshole...

You're an asshole...

:lol:

I am hooked to this countdown. She had me at nipples...

I'm embarrassed to say it, but ditto.

I have no shame.

The picture is probably not of her, is it...

After death the soul begins a new cycle of existence. After 90 days, She is herself but not herself. Bless her...

//BUZZ// Sorry and thanks for playing but you needed to state your answer in the form of a question.

Please elaborate on what I take to mean something referring to reincarnation?

my prediction:
somene she knows will "discover" the blog and turn her in. she will spend some time in a psych facility and will restart the blog after she gets out.
some production company will option the story either before or after the book comes out.

90 days is no good for me. I wonder if we could convince her to move up the date?

90 days is too long. The internet's attention span is only, at most, 3.5 days...3.7 if it's a leap year. Talk of nipples has me curious though :(.

I feel a lot more empathy for someone who dies in defense of others (soldiers, police officers, abortion clinic doctors) then someone who voluntarily decides to off themselves.

As a matter of fact, I feel very little sympathy at all for people who commit suicide. I'll probably watch this just to see what kind of media attention she gets, but I won't be upset if she does kill herself. At least then we'd at least feel like she followed through on a threat. It seems like nine times out of ten, any "threat" like this is for attention or sympathy, so it'll be a good message to would-be threat-makers; "If you're going to threaten to kill yourself, at least have the decency to follow through with it."

I'd be willing bet she's made a bet with someone to see if she could get a ton of attention and how long it would take to end up on CNN et el.

CBS will replace the ever awe inspiring successful show Big Brother 9 with it's stellar super intelligent cast for a series about a girl who wants to die after a 90 day period.

CBS will keep the name 90 Day Jane and have scheduled her last day alive to end during David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks segment, where she is set perform 2nd out of the 3 performers chosen.

I think that if she doesn't go through with it... we should go kill her.

I find this whole thing very funny...



And damn... she has a great little body.

$10 says I can hit it before 90 days. You game?

Yeah Will, give her a real reason to off herself. //kidding//

Actually, that's happened before. I call it "life is all downhill after feeling Will's earth-shattering love" syndrome.

I doubt that is recognized by the APA.

I bet you'd be willing to do some research, though.