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Old 02-14-2008, 01:04 PM   #81 (permalink)
Pissing in the cornflakes
 
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I should start 90day Ustwo.

I'd have video's of me picking out my final sweat pants, and I'd show you my nipples.

Hours of me playing COD4.

Maybe a contest to 'Be Ustwo's last love!' (hey it worked in MASH for the Dentist).

Maybe a paypal contest where the method of death with the most money would be what I was going to use.

Then I can claim it was all for performance art to highlight the need to brush and floss.
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Old 02-14-2008, 01:24 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I should start 90day Ustwo.

I'd have video's of me picking out my final sweat pants, and I'd show you my nipples.

Hours of me playing COD4.

Maybe a contest to 'Be Ustwo's last love!' (hey it worked in MASH for the Dentist).

Maybe a paypal contest where the method of death with the most money would be what I was going to use.

Then I can claim it was all for performance art to highlight the need to brush and floss.

Just start a church, court some Hollywood types and you'll be raking it in in no time.

If you're going to do something that's been done, make sure it made the last guy really rich.
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Old 02-14-2008, 01:30 PM   #83 (permalink)
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For whatever reason, her host pulled the blog. Duh.....
Hope she didn't quit her dayjob....
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Old 02-14-2008, 01:38 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Just start a church, court some Hollywood types and you'll be raking it in in no time.

If you're going to do something that's been done, make sure it made the last guy really rich.
Actually a buddy and I thought of it a long time ago, before I even knew about scientology.

The problem is I'm not evil enough .
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:23 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Actually a buddy and I thought of it a long time ago, before I even knew about scientology.

The problem is I'm not evil enough .

Yeah isn't that usually the case- you can make a lot of money but to do so ya gotta shit can 90% of your morals.
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Old 02-14-2008, 04:28 PM   #86 (permalink)
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For whatever reason, her host pulled the blog. Duh.....
Hope she didn't quit her dayjob....
Read post #58
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Old 02-16-2008, 02:51 AM   #87 (permalink)
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The whole 90 Day Jane thing would be better if she had a raffle or something.

Or maybe a mail-the-suicide-weapon thing. I'd mail her some Drano to drink.
I remember seeing a guy on TV who drank drano to kill himself, his esophagus is attached to his colon on the outside of his rib cage and he has to push the food through it with his hand....turned out to be more of a major inconvenience than an effective suicide option
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Old 02-16-2008, 06:50 AM   #88 (permalink)
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I remember seeing a guy on TV who drank drano to kill himself, his esophagus is attached to his colon on the outside of his rib cage and he has to push the food through it with his hand....turned out to be more of a major inconvenience than an effective suicide option
I saw the same thing! Middle-aged black guy, right? Hahah, small world.
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:19 AM   #89 (permalink)
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The problem is I'm not evil enough .

hAahahaha.. sometimes i beg to differ!
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Old 02-16-2008, 10:27 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Just start a church, court some Hollywood types and you'll be raking it in in no time.
You know what's scary? If one did start a church, they'd need serious documentation to come out in the end of life and say it's fake. And people still would believe in it long after you're dead.
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Old 02-16-2008, 11:32 AM   #91 (permalink)
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You know what's scary? If one did start a church, they'd need serious documentation to come out in the end of life and say it's fake. And people still would believe in it long after you're dead.
My opinion is it's easy to believe what you want to believe. Even easier to believe something if that what your told from day one.

I used to have a neighbor who was devotedly Lutheran. Nicest guy in the world, would do anything for you. He always wanted to pray before doing anything. Move a tree stump? Pray first. Work on a tractor engine? Ask Jesus for help guiding our repairs. I didn't mind, you want to take a second and ask for divine intervention fine, but can we then just hook the winch up and move the stump?

We had a conversation one day, don't even remember what about now, but I stated you wouldn't likely believe that if you were born in China. Or something to that effect. He got a really blank look on his face and said "Huh, yeah, you know you're probably right about that."
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