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phredgreen · 05-05-2003, 08:56 PM

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<i> as seen here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3001103.stm</i>

<b>Policeman mistaken for stripper</b>

An Israeli policeman responding to neighbours' complaints about a noisy hen party found himself mistaken for the main attraction.

The rowdy women had ordered a male stripper dressed as a policeman and, thinking the stripper had arrived, began trying to undress and caress him, ignoring his protestations.

One of the partygoers "took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted as saying by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily.

"She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

He showed his police badge, but the women just thought it was part of the act.

The policeman was reportedly only able to extricate himself when his partner called for reinforcements.

The revellers were fined.

all in a day's work, i suppose...

BBtB · 05-05-2003, 09:05 PM

Oh I am sure he is scared for life.

darksparkles · 05-05-2003, 09:18 PM

teehee! all i have to say.

Kyp · 05-05-2003, 09:48 PM

I would have yelled at my partner to leave, had that been me.

spectre · 05-05-2003, 10:53 PM

haha
That sounds like something out of a sitcom. Pretty damned funny though.

charlesesl · 05-05-2003, 10:59 PM

that is what they do for flirting with the palentinians

KWSN · 05-05-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by spectre
haha
That sounds like something out of a sitcom. Pretty damned funny though.

EXACTLY what I was thinking... very Three's Company-ish, if you think about it.

dragon2fire · 05-06-2003, 12:12 AM

spin city

they did that in spin city

lol

and they say sit coms are not realilistic enough

hrdwareguy · 05-06-2003, 05:32 AM

Talk about mistaken identity.

gov135 · 05-06-2003, 06:25 AM

Boy, I'm sure he was unable to stem the tide of all those powerful women ripping off his uni. Kinda hard to make excuses.

Serpent · 05-06-2003, 07:57 AM

They must have been really ugly, or mabye he was married, otherwise i don't see why he would want help..

troit · 05-06-2003, 09:01 AM

Sound like a fun to me...

*runs to the novelty store for uniform....

redrum · 05-06-2003, 09:16 AM

pft

they were fined? that ludicrous

OU812 · 05-06-2003, 11:56 AM

LOL! This story reminds me of this scened from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/.../scene-11.html

Heh..

mrsandman · 05-07-2003, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Tantalizer
Police strippers do not wear real genuine uniforms. If they have badges, they are silly ones with no name or a faked up name on them.

The voice of experience speaks.

Also, it's lucky they didn't have a small fire and firemen show up.

Daval · 05-07-2003, 05:57 AM

thats hillarious!

wraithhibn · 05-07-2003, 06:56 AM

talk about mistaken identity

GakFace · 05-07-2003, 11:33 AM

now THAT is classic. Great post. Always curious if that would ever happen. I wonder how the real stripper felt as he "acted" likea cop. hehe

asdf1001 · 05-07-2003, 02:32 PM

JERUSALEM -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy "hen party" received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.

"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said Monday.

The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act. He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.

"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

chodarama · 05-07-2003, 02:50 PM

damn, why don't women ask for a stripper dressed as a geek?

Spinach_Indeed · 05-07-2003, 03:49 PM

Reminds me of the time I showed up at a woman's house in my normal G-string atire. She also Mistook me for a Stripper. I personally don't see how this kind of slip-up is possible. Silly Horny 40-somethings

nefarious · 05-07-2003, 04:17 PM

those wild israelis! ^_^

05-05-2003, 09:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Oh I am sure he is scared for life. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

05-05-2003, 09:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
darksparkles Insane Location: Seattle	teehee! all i have to say. __________________ "I could be the walrus ... I'd still have to bum rides off people." -Ferris Bueller.

05-05-2003, 09:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I would have yelled at my partner to leave, had that been me. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-05-2003, 10:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	haha That sounds like something out of a sitcom. Pretty damned funny though. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

05-05-2003, 10:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
charlesesl Psycho	that is what they do for flirting with the palentinians __________________ It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. Dr. Viktor E. Frankl

05-06-2003, 12:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	spin city they did that in spin city lol and they say sit coms are not realilistic enough

05-06-2003, 05:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	Talk about mistaken identity. __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

05-06-2003, 06:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
gov135 Junkie Location: Midwest	Boy, I'm sure he was unable to stem the tide of all those powerful women ripping off his uni. Kinda hard to make excuses.

05-06-2003, 07:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Serpent Insane Location: florida	They must have been really ugly, or mabye he was married, otherwise i don't see why he would want help..

05-06-2003, 09:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Sound like a fun to me... *runs to the novelty store for uniform.... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

05-06-2003, 09:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
redrum Crazy	pft they were fined? that ludicrous __________________ "you say erb....we say herb.....because theres a fucking H in it"

05-06-2003, 11:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
OU812 Junkie Location: Over There	LOL! This story reminds me of this scened from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. GALAHAD: I don't think I was. LAUNCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous. GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy. GALAHAD: I bet you're gay. LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not. http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/.../scene-11.html Heh..

05-07-2003, 05:57 AM	#16 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	thats hillarious! __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

05-07-2003, 06:56 AM	#17 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	talk about mistaken identity __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

05-07-2003, 11:33 AM	#18 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	now THAT is classic. Great post. Always curious if that would ever happen. I wonder how the real stripper felt as he "acted" likea cop. hehe __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-07-2003, 04:17 PM	#22 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	those wild israelis! ^_^ __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-07-2003, 02:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Cop Gets Stripped 'N Stroked At Women's Party! JERUSALEM -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy "hen party" received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him. "The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said Monday. The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act. He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said. "She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in." __________________ Goodbye!

05-07-2003, 02:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	damn, why don't women ask for a stripper dressed as a geek?

05-07-2003, 03:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Reminds me of the time I showed up at a woman's house in my normal G-string atire. She also Mistook me for a Stripper. I personally don't see how this kind of slip-up is possible. Silly Horny 40-somethings __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed