marcopolo

and you could change one thing in your personal registry?


HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Automobile\CurrentCarDriving\EnablePorsche 911 GT3=1

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T.U.B.

heh...
Nice idea! toke me a while to get it...

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\In_Case_Terrible_Mistake\Reboot_And_SetDateTo: DateBeforeMistake = 1

(don't know anything about registry, but you get the picture...)

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Destrox

*Error Registry Corrupted* Please Format Now.

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You bore me.... next.

laughter

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\People\SetGirlfriend\EnableHotBlonde IQ=150

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spectre

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\women\Be_A_Stubborn_Ass\Jan=0

If only it was that easy.

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No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

MSD

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Personality\Sexuality\ChickMagnet=1

or

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\Finance\PowerballJackpotWinner=True

I guess that second one would help me develop the first one

b e n t

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\Finances\BankAccount\SUM=$999,999,999,999,999

and perhaps

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Travel\Etc\FlightAbility=1
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Travel\Etc\FlightMaxSpeed(mph)=20000
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Health\Damage%=0

i wouldn't want to live for ever but it would be nice to be invincible. like crash a motorcycle 200mph into a truck and walk away unharmed. ya. that would be good. and the flight ability so i could fly to wherever i needed around the world to get what i need. what man u wanna sniff some lines brb, fly into columbia, come back [2 minutes] , here i dont think u can get any better.

plus i think i would definately need that invincibility flying at 20,000 mph! (think any drugs i would bring back would burn up at that speed?)

degrawj

lol....... omfg.... this is hilarious!! i can't believe i have never seen, heard, or even thought of this before! okay, here's mine:

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Relationships\Past\Ex-Girlfriends=0

MikeyChalupa

Nobody's said it yet?

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Measurements\PenisLength=12

-Mikey

zizdog69

Damn, if life was like regedit, I wouldn't know how to use it. Oh, wait...life is like that now!

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Money\Bankaccount\Amount=1000000000

There, that should make my life crash a lot less from now on!



EDIT: Damn, after scrolling up, I notice <b>Bent</b> had the same idea.

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End User

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Mistakes\Undo\Steps=150
OR
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Sexual_Stamina\Duration\Minutes=5

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Spidey

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\People\Meet_more_of_them=1

Fly

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\biggrin\cantstopsmilin\lotsoteeth\today=whooopeeee

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rockogre

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Weight\< 200 pounds

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Appearance\Dashing+2

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Intelligence\High

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Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

troit

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Simply\Happiness

I'm learning you can wish for everything else and maybe even get it all but without happiness what does it all matter...

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Boner

I'd have INI files instead of a registry, so that my life would be easier to change and less likely to be corrupted!

kreskin

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Gut=0

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ARTelevision

I would delete the name my parents shoved at me.

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create evolution

phoenix1002

I'm with troit on this one...

Though
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\People\SetGirlfriend\EnableHotAsianOrBrunette
would be nice too...

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

Boner

Do you just not like it? Ever consider legally changing names?

Somenosuke

Haha! I'd do the same. I'm changing it eventually. ^_^ Maybe some other stuff, too.

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Body\Size=10

or

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Relationships\Current_Friends\Get_Better_Ones

or

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Life\Education\College\Enable_Psychology_Degree

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