ShaniFaye

I nominate BOR as most missed

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

telekinetic

I miss Cheerios

/too soon?

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twisted no more

LoganSnake

Why haven't we seen any awards yet?

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

uncle phil

suckers are clingy, too...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Strange Famous

Cant see why anyone has a problem with this.

But did anyone ever win one?

As long as no one ever gives me such a badge - which I am pretty sure wont happen - I think its fine.

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Daniel_

I nominate SF for "Most Amiable Carmudgeon".

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Strange Famous

Im funny about things like that.

At my work they have a staff xmas meal (for everyone), and then another xmas meal for the managers - and I refuse to go to the managers (although I get invited) one simply because it is exclusive. I basically wont attend anything that everyone isnt invited too. I wont even go to the industry conference with the company because they only ever buy 10 tickets, and they take the board and then they try and share out the rest of them in turn each year amongst the mid and junior managers, but I refuse to take anything like that at the expense of someone else (although I have been a couple of times when suppliers have taken me)

I suppose I have an obtuse personality.

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas

Fly

as long as i get picked for best ass.......then i'm happy

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Tophat665

Fly,
You're a wonderful fellow, with a fine sense of humor, and I think the world of you, but never, in the lifetime of the universe, with a gun to my head, would I ever pick your ass for any reason.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Martian

Most (in)famous ass, maybe.

And no, we don't need any visual aids. I know you were thinking it.

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Fly

you guys are no fun.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

ngdawg

Thank you for today's snicker

ring

I cackled and guffawed.

Therapy indeed.

Crack

At least I know Ring loves me. For that I am happy.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Plan9

I like the idea of Tilted Monthly Awards coming to fruition because it'll add a little color to the forum and has the potential for great jokes.

...

WillRavel has the American Psycho Ward.

Got some videotapes to return, honey mint almond bodyscrub boy?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

ring

You have qualified for the free t-shirt kiddo.

LoganSnake

Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

uncle phil

right on, right on...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.