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Mantus · 12-19-2007, 01:26 AM

It's Global Orgasm day on Dec 22nd!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I'll be at work at 01:08 in TO. Here is to some workplace naughtiness

Charlatan · 12-19-2007, 01:34 AM

I will have to see what I can do make a contribution...

KPoliceFour · 12-19-2007, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mantus

It's Global Orgasm day on Dec 22nd!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I'll be at work at 01:08 in TO. Here is to some workplace naughtiness

This should help: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/forumdisplay.php?f=3

mandy · 12-19-2007, 04:23 AM

i'll be sure to make a contribution...maybe a couple like 1 or 5

abaya · 12-19-2007, 05:14 AM

Hmm, 6:08 am here in Reykjavík... that's gonna be damn rough. Ktspktsp and I are celebrating our own Christmas that morning, though, so maybe we can make it a few hours later.

The_Jazz · 12-19-2007, 05:30 AM

Grumble...grumble... all you people without the pregnant wives about to give birth at any moment.... grumble...grumble....

Charlatan · 12-19-2007, 06:38 AM

Dude... there is nothing better for bringing on labour than an orgasm.

Glory's Sun · 12-19-2007, 07:03 AM

who said you had to orgasm with your wife??

and charlatan has a point.

The_Jazz · 12-19-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Dude... there is nothing better for bringing on labour than an orgasm.

Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

medlar · 12-19-2007, 07:26 AM

I've been practicing everday for this day!

Illuminaire · 12-19-2007, 09:08 AM

It will be a day just like any other...

snowy · 12-19-2007, 10:44 AM

I was planning on it anyways.

Lucifer · 12-19-2007, 11:04 AM

bugger, I'll be flying off to Ontario that morning, but I'm planning on a pre-emptive strike the night before.

Redlemon · 12-20-2007, 12:22 PM

Nice idea, but I won't be awake. Someone have an extra orgasm on my behalf, OK?

Punk.of.Ages · 12-20-2007, 01:27 PM

I'm having a christmas party saturday night. I'll be drunk. It's at 11:08 PM. I just may be able to contribute.

Charlatan · 12-20-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucifer

bugger, I'll be flying off to Ontario that morning, but I'm planning on a pre-emptive strike the night before.

Nothing like the airplane to bring on the wood...

Plan9 · 12-20-2007, 09:14 PM

I don't have genitals!

Charlatan · 12-20-2007, 09:37 PM

Frottage... the answer for the smooth is frottage.

IdolGirl · 12-20-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

Nice idea, but I won't be awake. Someone have an extra orgasm on my behalf, OK?

I'll have yours, and hereby volunteer my services to anyone else who wants to donate their orgasms to a worthy cause!

Plan9 · 12-20-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Frottage... the answer for the smooth is frottage.

Tribbin', yes-yes... I'll find a girl with a smooth spot and get down to funky town with the scissor-dance.

savmesom11 · 12-21-2007, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

But imagine the tax break if the lil bugger comes by the 31st?!?!?!?

laconic1 · 12-21-2007, 06:13 PM

11:08, I'll make sure to do my part.

ngdawg · 12-21-2007, 06:33 PM

Oh crap!!! I was a day early!?!?!?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

Wasn't it that very action that got you to this?
Two words...
Blow.
Job.

LazyBoy · 12-21-2007, 07:39 PM

Will be working.....

-Will

LoganSnake · 12-21-2007, 08:31 PM

Will be celebrating!

kramus · 12-21-2007, 10:32 PM

A couple of rays of light emanated from our nest a few minutes ago . . . heres to positive vibes

Mantus · 12-22-2007, 03:14 AM

First one of the day!

Charlatan · 12-22-2007, 05:42 AM

Took care of business... the day is almost over here.

IdolGirl · 12-22-2007, 06:50 AM

0949---I haven't upheld my end of the bargain...YET. The day is still young!

abaya · 12-22-2007, 09:40 AM

We got 'er done around 11am this morning, local time, after opening our Christmas gifts for each other (since we're leaving for Lebanon tomorrow).

ratbastid · 12-22-2007, 12:26 PM

Better late than never. Among the members of our household, I counted at least five orgasms between 2:00 and 3:30pm.

StellaLuna · 12-22-2007, 12:33 PM

Only 5? Seriously, that was only 5?

canuckguy · 12-22-2007, 12:35 PM

high five.

back from lunch out, did some walking around the mall to laugh at all the people in a panic looking for last minute gifts.....had a cinnabon too! (wow!)

she just left about 30 minutes ago, was very intense today session! could use a nap now....gee i am getting old!

ratbastid · 12-22-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by StellaLuna

Only 5? Seriously, that was only 5?

Well, it's sort of hard to know where yours stop and the next one begins... But, yeah, I mean, two for me. One real one and some smaller stuff for lurkette, and three "episodes of orgasmic activity" for you... That was what I counted anyway. Mind you, I was a bit distracted.

snowy · 12-22-2007, 02:45 PM

We took care of it first thing this morning. It's our way of waking up together on Saturdays

. So that puts my count at 4.

World's King · 12-22-2007, 02:49 PM

My cock is in my hand...

medlar · 12-22-2007, 03:03 PM

I've taken matters to hand twice in preparation for the grand finale tonight. I would like to see this most auspicious day go out with a bang!

It's also a stamina thing.

KellyC · 12-23-2007, 07:03 AM

I just did. And several times before, too.

I'm good to go again later as well.

Shit, I do this on a daily basis. No need for reminder.

Jazz, I say do it any way. The worst you'd have to endure is the baby knocking on your head when he/she's born. I say it's a good trade off.

snowy · 12-23-2007, 12:39 PM

I think I finished with a grand total of 10.

We had a very fun day yesterday.

analog · 12-23-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

Well, it's sort of hard to know where yours stop and the next one begins... But, yeah, I mean, two for me. One real one and some smaller stuff for lurkette, and three "episodes of orgasmic activity" for you... That was what I counted anyway. Mind you, I was a bit distracted.

I would hate you if you weren't my hero. lol

12-19-2007, 01:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Don't forget to get off this saturday! It's Global Orgasm day on Dec 22nd! http://www.globalorgasm.org/ I'll be at work at 01:08 in TO. Here is to some workplace naughtiness

12-19-2007, 01:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I will have to see what I can do make a contribution... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-19-2007, 04:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
mandy Addict Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa	i'll be sure to make a contribution...maybe a couple like 1 or 5 __________________ The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

12-19-2007, 05:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	Hmm, 6:08 am here in Reykjavík... that's gonna be damn rough. Ktspktsp and I are celebrating our own Christmas that morning, though, so maybe we can make it a few hours later. __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

12-19-2007, 05:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Grumble...grumble... all you people without the pregnant wives about to give birth at any moment.... grumble...grumble.... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-19-2007, 06:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Dude... there is nothing better for bringing on labour than an orgasm. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-19-2007, 07:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	who said you had to orgasm with your wife?? and charlatan has a point.

12-19-2007, 07:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
medlar Tilted Location: In this flesh and bone thing	I've been practicing everday for this day!

12-19-2007, 09:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
Illuminaire Upright	It will be a day just like any other... __________________ "Noteable and witty quotes go here."

12-19-2007, 10:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I was planning on it anyways. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

12-19-2007, 11:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	bugger, I'll be flying off to Ontario that morning, but I'm planning on a pre-emptive strike the night before. __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

12-20-2007, 12:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Nice idea, but I won't be awake. Someone have an extra orgasm on my behalf, OK? __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-20-2007, 01:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	I'm having a christmas party saturday night. I'll be drunk. It's at 11:08 PM. I just may be able to contribute. __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

12-20-2007, 09:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I don't have genitals! __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-20-2007, 09:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Frottage... the answer for the smooth is frottage. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-21-2007, 07:39 PM	#24 (permalink)
LazyBoy Insane Location: Memphis Area	Will be working..... -Will __________________ Life is nothing, everything.....and something in between...

12-21-2007, 06:13 PM	#22 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	11:08, I'll make sure to do my part.

12-21-2007, 08:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Will be celebrating! __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

12-21-2007, 10:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	A couple of rays of light emanated from our nest a few minutes ago . . . heres to positive vibes __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

12-22-2007, 03:14 AM	#27 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	First one of the day!

12-22-2007, 05:42 AM	#28 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Took care of business... the day is almost over here. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-22-2007, 06:50 AM	#29 (permalink)
IdolGirl Tilted Location: Florida	0949---I haven't upheld my end of the bargain...YET. The day is still young!

12-22-2007, 09:40 AM	#30 (permalink)
abaya Location: Iceland	We got 'er done around 11am this morning, local time, after opening our Christmas gifts for each other (since we're leaving for Lebanon tomorrow). __________________ And think not you can direct the course of Love; for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course. --Khalil Gibran

12-22-2007, 12:26 PM	#31 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Better late than never. Among the members of our household, I counted at least five orgasms between 2:00 and 3:30pm.

12-22-2007, 12:33 PM	#32 (permalink)
StellaLuna Psycho Location: hiding behind wings	Only 5? Seriously, that was only 5? __________________ Screw tradition!

12-22-2007, 12:35 PM	#33 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	high five. back from lunch out, did some walking around the mall to laugh at all the people in a panic looking for last minute gifts.....had a cinnabon too! (wow!) she just left about 30 minutes ago, was very intense today session! could use a nap now....gee i am getting old!

12-22-2007, 02:45 PM	#35 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	We took care of it first thing this morning. It's our way of waking up together on Saturdays . So that puts my count at 4. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

12-22-2007, 02:49 PM	#36 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	My cock is in my hand... __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-22-2007, 03:03 PM	#37 (permalink)
medlar Tilted Location: In this flesh and bone thing	I've taken matters to hand twice in preparation for the grand finale tonight. I would like to see this most auspicious day go out with a bang! It's also a stamina thing.

12-23-2007, 07:03 AM	#38 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I just did. And several times before, too. I'm good to go again later as well. Shit, I do this on a daily basis. No need for reminder. Jazz, I say do it any way. The worst you'd have to endure is the baby knocking on your head when he/she's born. I say it's a good trade off. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

12-23-2007, 12:39 PM	#39 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I think I finished with a grand total of 10. We had a very fun day yesterday. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau