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Mantus 12-19-2007 01:26 AM

Don't forget to get off this saturday!
 
It's Global Orgasm day on Dec 22nd!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I'll be at work at 01:08 in TO. Here is to some workplace naughtiness :thumbsup:

Charlatan 12-19-2007 01:34 AM

I will have to see what I can do make a contribution...

KPoliceFour 12-19-2007 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mantus
It's Global Orgasm day on Dec 22nd!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I'll be at work at 01:08 in TO. Here is to some workplace naughtiness :thumbsup:

This should help: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/forumdisplay.php?f=3

mandy 12-19-2007 04:23 AM

i'll be sure to make a contribution...maybe a couple like 1 or 5 :D

abaya 12-19-2007 05:14 AM

Hmm, 6:08 am here in Reykjavík... that's gonna be damn rough. Ktspktsp and I are celebrating our own Christmas that morning, though, so maybe we can make it a few hours later. :)

The_Jazz 12-19-2007 05:30 AM

Grumble...grumble... all you people without the pregnant wives about to give birth at any moment.... grumble...grumble....

Charlatan 12-19-2007 06:38 AM

Dude... there is nothing better for bringing on labour than an orgasm.

Glory's Sun 12-19-2007 07:03 AM

who said you had to orgasm with your wife??

and charlatan has a point.

The_Jazz 12-19-2007 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Dude... there is nothing better for bringing on labour than an orgasm.

Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

medlar 12-19-2007 07:26 AM

I've been practicing everday for this day!

Illuminaire 12-19-2007 09:08 AM

It will be a day just like any other...

snowy 12-19-2007 10:44 AM

I was planning on it anyways.

Lucifer 12-19-2007 11:04 AM

bugger, I'll be flying off to Ontario that morning, but I'm planning on a pre-emptive strike the night before.

Redlemon 12-20-2007 12:22 PM

Nice idea, but I won't be awake. Someone have an extra orgasm on my behalf, OK?

Punk.of.Ages 12-20-2007 01:27 PM

I'm having a christmas party saturday night. I'll be drunk. It's at 11:08 PM. I just may be able to contribute.

Charlatan 12-20-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer
bugger, I'll be flying off to Ontario that morning, but I'm planning on a pre-emptive strike the night before.

Nothing like the airplane to bring on the wood...

Plan9 12-20-2007 09:14 PM

I don't have genitals!

Charlatan 12-20-2007 09:37 PM

Frottage... the answer for the smooth is frottage.

IdolGirl 12-20-2007 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon
Nice idea, but I won't be awake. Someone have an extra orgasm on my behalf, OK?

I'll have yours, and hereby volunteer my services to anyone else who wants to donate their orgasms to a worthy cause! :D

Plan9 12-20-2007 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Frottage... the answer for the smooth is frottage.

Tribbin', yes-yes... I'll find a girl with a smooth spot and get down to funky town with the scissor-dance.

savmesom11 12-21-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

But imagine the tax break if the lil bugger comes by the 31st?!?!?!?

laconic1 12-21-2007 06:13 PM

11:08, I'll make sure to do my part.

ngdawg 12-21-2007 06:33 PM

Oh crap!!! I was a day early!?!?!?!:eek:

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Oh, I know. Trust me, I know.

Unfortunately, she doesn't want the baby to come until after 1/1. Therefore I'm going to keep grumbling because now any sort of action is completely off the table.

Wasn't it that very action that got you to this?
Two words...
Blow.
Job.

LazyBoy 12-21-2007 07:39 PM

Will be working.....:(

-Will

LoganSnake 12-21-2007 08:31 PM

Will be celebrating!

kramus 12-21-2007 10:32 PM

A couple of rays of light emanated from our nest a few minutes ago . . . heres to positive vibes :thumbsup:

Mantus 12-22-2007 03:14 AM

First one of the day!

Charlatan 12-22-2007 05:42 AM

Took care of business... the day is almost over here.

IdolGirl 12-22-2007 06:50 AM

0949---I haven't upheld my end of the bargain...YET. The day is still young!

abaya 12-22-2007 09:40 AM

We got 'er done around 11am this morning, local time, after opening our Christmas gifts for each other (since we're leaving for Lebanon tomorrow). :thumbsup:

ratbastid 12-22-2007 12:26 PM

Better late than never. Among the members of our household, I counted at least five orgasms between 2:00 and 3:30pm.

StellaLuna 12-22-2007 12:33 PM

Only 5? Seriously, that was only 5?

canuckguy 12-22-2007 12:35 PM

high five.

back from lunch out, did some walking around the mall to laugh at all the people in a panic looking for last minute gifts.....had a cinnabon too! (wow!)

she just left about 30 minutes ago, was very intense today session! could use a nap now....gee i am getting old!

ratbastid 12-22-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StellaLuna
Only 5? Seriously, that was only 5?

Well, it's sort of hard to know where yours stop and the next one begins... But, yeah, I mean, two for me. One real one and some smaller stuff for lurkette, and three "episodes of orgasmic activity" for you... That was what I counted anyway. Mind you, I was a bit distracted.

snowy 12-22-2007 02:45 PM

We took care of it first thing this morning. It's our way of waking up together on Saturdays ;). So that puts my count at 4.

World's King 12-22-2007 02:49 PM

My cock is in my hand...

medlar 12-22-2007 03:03 PM

I've taken matters to hand twice in preparation for the grand finale tonight. I would like to see this most auspicious day go out with a bang!

It's also a stamina thing.

KellyC 12-23-2007 07:03 AM

I just did. And several times before, too.

I'm good to go again later as well.

Shit, I do this on a daily basis. No need for reminder.

Jazz, I say do it any way. The worst you'd have to endure is the baby knocking on your head when he/she's born. I say it's a good trade off. :thumbsup:

snowy 12-23-2007 12:39 PM

I think I finished with a grand total of 10.

We had a very fun day yesterday.

analog 12-23-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
Well, it's sort of hard to know where yours stop and the next one begins... But, yeah, I mean, two for me. One real one and some smaller stuff for lurkette, and three "episodes of orgasmic activity" for you... That was what I counted anyway. Mind you, I was a bit distracted.

I would hate you if you weren't my hero. lol


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