What's in your pockets right now? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

doodlebird · 10-02-2007, 10:47 PM

a 35 cent mini dinosaur.
thanks for asking.

mandy · 10-03-2007, 02:35 AM

R70, my purple lighter and my lucky buttercup powerpuff girl.

Plan9 · 10-03-2007, 06:41 AM

People have a lot of little voodoo doll things.

Plastic ninjas, Powerpuff girls, dinosaurs.

I feel left out.

RenaissanceII · 10-03-2007, 07:55 AM

Pocket over right cheek: Wallet (debit card, drivers license, pics, atm reciepts, cash, old college ID)
right pocket: loose coin, gum wrappers, keys, lighter #1;
Left pocket: jackknife (had been dad's) small jar of karmex lip balm, and my 8 year sobriety coin.

thingstodo · 10-03-2007, 07:57 AM

My hand?

guthmund · 10-03-2007, 08:08 AM

Is the other one playing a piano? Hailing a taxi cab? smoking a cigarette?

/sorry (heard the song this morning)

I'm pretty boring. Wallet, keys, loose change and a lighter, not because I smoke, but because if there's one thing I've learned from my Survivorman viewing is always have a way to make a fire with you, eh?

humble7in · 10-03-2007, 09:03 AM

Wallet, Cell Phone and my Pocket knife. I've also got some empy space in there and some pocket lint.

onodrim · 10-03-2007, 10:03 AM

Sadly the pockets on women's pants aren't made to hold much, so generally speaking I don't have much in my pockets ever. Today I have a about $0.50 in change and that's it.

I always carry around a big messenger bag that usually has all my music in it, stage makeup, dance shoes, often a clean change of clothes, books to read, any paperwork I might need for the day, and the basics like my phone and wallet. Being a performer, I always need to be prepared.

casual user · 10-03-2007, 10:14 AM

i've got nothing in my pocketses

i hate having full pockets, so i usually only have necessary shit in there (like my wallet, cell phone, keys) when i'm out and about

Crack · 10-03-2007, 10:42 AM

car/work/house keys, a money clip to hold my business cards, debit card and drivers license.

a pink 36 inch double headed dildo.

what? It's for hitting people. there isn't a bigger insult than to be whacked aside the head with a 3 foot pink double dong...is there?

rgroovy07 · 10-03-2007, 11:58 AM

bic lighter
half pack of cigs
loratab
wallet
few dollars
keys

shoegirl · 10-03-2007, 12:05 PM

A rubberband, paperclip, blue mini-sharpie, and $1.35.

Nisses · 10-04-2007, 02:47 AM

cellphone
3 green lighters and 1 clear blue lighter (don't know why. Kept them with me for over 3 weeks now)

healer · 10-04-2007, 06:18 AM

Cellphone
Labello (think Chapstick)
4GB USB Flash Drive
VW ID Card

The first three items are almost permanently in my pockets. I remove the VW ID Card when I get home, and then add car keys when I'm traveling. Pretty compact, IMO.

Redlemon · 10-04-2007, 06:37 AM

I'm surprised to find out that I'm at post 55, and I'm the first person posting naked. Yup, no pockets at all.

If I were wearing pants, I'd have contact lens eye drops, nothing else.

I used to carry a wallet, a Palm TX, a knife, and my keys, and sometimes my cell phone in my pants pockets. I got tired of heavy pants, so now I have a man-bag.

Sion · 10-04-2007, 09:59 AM

What's it got in its pocketses, precious?

(with a nod to casual user, and of course, JRR himself)

kutulu · 10-04-2007, 10:13 AM

Nothing, I empty them when I get to my desk.

When I leave today I'll have my wallet, phone and keys. I just quit smoking so it's nice not to have to remember smokes and a lighter.

maleficent · 10-04-2007, 10:15 AM

I am completely pocketless today and it's making me crazy... I keep walking away without my security passes, phone, and tissues..

Plan9 · 10-04-2007, 11:47 AM

MacGyver would not approve of this thread.

"Pockets without stuff in them!?" (keels over dead)

Chiyachan · 10-04-2007, 12:56 PM

I now have around £9 ($18) in coins and my mobile phone.

squeeeb · 10-04-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

HAHAHA. WTF is with the plastic ninja?

he's my pocket ninja. doesn't everyone have one?

hotzot · 10-04-2007, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq

Currently right now I have:

cash
In-N-Out receipt from dining with Ubertuber
keys
albuterol inhaler
wallet

Jezuz! it's everything I have! except the old In-n-out receipt.

biznatch · 10-06-2007, 10:00 PM

I too love hanging out in boxers browsing the web.
If I were wearing pants, they would contain my wallet (which is too thick), my cell phone (which will give me testicular cancer), my passport (no other form of ID), maybe a pack of American Spirits blue, and either a Zippo, a bic or a Djeep lighter.
Oh, and my mp3 player (Creative zen v plus) and earbuds (if im not carrying my giant ass geeky audiophile headphones.
And occasionally a knife.

Cynthetiq · 10-10-2007, 09:43 AM

Okay today:

unused crumpled up jamba juice napkins
small tube of Airborne anti cold meds
smaller tube of Tylenol
alburterol
wallet
crumpled up $1 bill
3 quarters
1 dime
1 nickel

so as I finish up my lunch I dig into my pockets finding the $1 bill. I jab it back into my pocket. I decide that I could use a salad to top off my lamb vindaloo and rice. I get a small salad @$6.10/lb and as I get to the register to pay for the $1.28 sald I have. I can't find the dollar.

I dunno what happened to it, but it disappeared. It's gone. Nowhere. I emptied out my pockets and that is how I know what I had in them.

So I charged $1.28 to my Citibank American Airlines Mileage card.

MILES! they add up!

i still don't know what happened to the dollar.

telekinetic · 10-10-2007, 10:05 AM

Currently sporting my standard kit:

A leather fossil (non-folding) money clip with $6 in it (baller!) with my debit, credit, license, costco, and student ID cards stuck in the slots, in right front pocket
Blackberry Pearl in watch pocket, same side
Eye drops in left front pocket

When not at my desk, keys on Windows Mobile swag lanyard from CES with Leatherman Micra multitool go in back right pocket.

Sion · 10-10-2007, 11:05 AM

I got some change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling...

I got a pocket full of kryptonite...

A pocket full of posies...

Pocket full of silver and not a care in the world...

a five and a pocket full of silver
i paid the lady no change...

SpottedThinker · 10-10-2007, 03:10 PM

earplugs, ball of bubble hash, postage paid postcard, crumbly tissues, $100 bill, headband for my motorcycle goggles, organic cotton maxipad...

Hyacinthe · 10-10-2007, 08:11 PM

I have no pockets atm (no I am not naked)

Usually I have my wallet and my phone everything else goes in my purse for example

* Lipstick / Compact if I am going out somewhere fancy
* Lipgloss
* Tissues
* Deoderant
* Keys (house and car)
* Bandaids
* Bottle of water
* Postit note pad
* Glasses case
* Breath mints / chewing gum

My friends often tease me about my Mary Poppins like bags.

oddtrend · 10-10-2007, 08:17 PM

Cell Phone
Wallet
Some Change
Oh sweet! Two bucks!

ziadel · 10-10-2007, 10:53 PM

Wallet
Pocket Knife (always have)
Hankerchief (always have)
CCW Permit in its own nice leather thingy
couple .45 mags
chap stick
I always keep one bullet in my litttle change pocket, cause, ya know, death before dishonor

zed wolf · 10-11-2007, 02:35 AM

$ 45 canadian
$ 63 USD
3 inch piece of 1/2 inch thich aluminum rod
lunch reciept
2 piece plastic drain plug for boat transom
ear plugs
1/16 inch drill bit
1/2 inch drill counter sink bit
1/4 inch 1/2 ton shackle
handkerchief
wallet
Blue sharpie
black sharpie
4 black hair ties

Jezzabelle · 10-13-2007, 09:49 PM

Right now my hand is in my pocket to feel for what I have in my pocket and sadly all I have is my phone, I'm in the middle of a text message conversation and am waiting for a message back

spindles · 10-14-2007, 02:18 AM

a shopping list on the back of an envelope
a galvanised nail
2 plastic wrappers off power point wall mountings
and
a dollar coin

xepherys · 10-14-2007, 04:02 AM

dogtags and cross, chapstick, 5.56mm ball round, wallet, zippo, cash, pogs

Plan9 · 10-14-2007, 05:47 AM

Pogs?! Holy hell! Blast from the past!

Dude, this isn't 2003. Nobody uses those AAFES crap-coins anymore.

Esoteric · 10-14-2007, 06:19 AM

Keys, wallet, and cell phone.

JohnBua · 10-14-2007, 06:59 AM

A Plastic Man action figure's left arm. A paperclip. And the secret to the universe.

xepherys · 10-14-2007, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Pogs?! Holy hell! Blast from the past!

Dude, this isn't 2003. Nobody uses those AAFES crap-coins anymore.

I usually toss them in the "tip cup" at Green Beans when we go to a FOB big enough to have one.

casual user · 10-14-2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Pogs?! Holy hell! Blast from the past!

Dude, this isn't 2003. Nobody uses those AAFES crap-coins anymore.

2003? that shit was like 1995

Plan9 · 10-14-2007, 12:12 PM

Who were we killing in '95?

Xeph: I can never remember... you're enlisted, right?

I think Debaser is the one from the dark side.

...

My pockets:

A bottle of Red stripe lager
Wallet w/ monopoly money
Cell phone w/ missed calls
Cock 'n balls

10-02-2007, 10:47 PM	#41 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	a 35 cent mini dinosaur. thanks for asking. __________________ xoxo doodle

10-03-2007, 02:35 AM	#42 (permalink)
mandy Addict Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa	R70, my purple lighter and my lucky buttercup powerpuff girl. __________________ The Imagination equips us to see a reality we have yet to create

10-03-2007, 06:41 AM	#43 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	People have a lot of little voodoo doll things. Plastic ninjas, Powerpuff girls, dinosaurs. I feel left out. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-03-2007, 07:55 AM	#44 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Pocket over right cheek: Wallet (debit card, drivers license, pics, atm reciepts, cash, old college ID) right pocket: loose coin, gum wrappers, keys, lighter #1; Left pocket: jackknife (had been dad's) small jar of karmex lip balm, and my 8 year sobriety coin. __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

10-03-2007, 07:57 AM	#45 (permalink)
thingstodo A Storm Is Coming Location: The Great White North	My hand? __________________ If you're wringing your hands you can't roll up your shirt sleeves. Stangers have the best candy.

10-03-2007, 08:08 AM	#46 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Is the other one playing a piano? Hailing a taxi cab? smoking a cigarette? /sorry (heard the song this morning) I'm pretty boring. Wallet, keys, loose change and a lighter, not because I smoke, but because if there's one thing I've learned from my Survivorman viewing is always have a way to make a fire with you, eh? __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

10-03-2007, 09:03 AM	#47 (permalink)
humble7in Upright Location: Haslett, MI	Wallet, Cell Phone and my Pocket knife. I've also got some empy space in there and some pocket lint.

10-03-2007, 10:03 AM	#48 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	Sadly the pockets on women's pants aren't made to hold much, so generally speaking I don't have much in my pockets ever. Today I have a about $0.50 in change and that's it. I always carry around a big messenger bag that usually has all my music in it, stage makeup, dance shoes, often a clean change of clothes, books to read, any paperwork I might need for the day, and the basics like my phone and wallet. Being a performer, I always need to be prepared. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

10-03-2007, 10:14 AM	#49 (permalink)
casual user Crazy Location: everywhere and nowhere	i've got nothing in my pocketses i hate having full pockets, so i usually only have necessary shit in there (like my wallet, cell phone, keys) when i'm out and about

10-03-2007, 10:42 AM	#50 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	car/work/house keys, a money clip to hold my business cards, debit card and drivers license. a pink 36 inch double headed dildo. what? It's for hitting people. there isn't a bigger insult than to be whacked aside the head with a 3 foot pink double dong...is there? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

10-03-2007, 11:58 AM	#51 (permalink)
rgroovy07 Upright Location: baton rouge la	bic lighter half pack of cigs loratab wallet few dollars keys

10-03-2007, 12:05 PM	#52 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	A rubberband, paperclip, blue mini-sharpie, and $1.35.

10-04-2007, 02:47 AM	#53 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	cellphone 3 green lighters and 1 clear blue lighter (don't know why. Kept them with me for over 3 weeks now) __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

10-04-2007, 06:37 AM	#55 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'm surprised to find out that I'm at post 55, and I'm the first person posting naked. Yup, no pockets at all. If I were wearing pants, I'd have contact lens eye drops, nothing else. I used to carry a wallet, a Palm TX, a knife, and my keys, and sometimes my cell phone in my pants pockets. I got tired of heavy pants, so now I have a man-bag. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-04-2007, 09:59 AM	#56 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	What's it got in its pocketses, precious? (with a nod to casual user, and of course, JRR himself) __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 10-04-2007 at 10:05 AM..

10-04-2007, 10:13 AM	#57 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	Nothing, I empty them when I get to my desk. When I leave today I'll have my wallet, phone and keys. I just quit smoking so it's nice not to have to remember smokes and a lighter.

10-04-2007, 10:15 AM	#58 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I am completely pocketless today and it's making me crazy... I keep walking away without my security passes, phone, and tissues.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-04-2007, 11:47 AM	#59 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	MacGyver would not approve of this thread. "Pockets without stuff in them!?" (keels over dead) __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-04-2007, 12:56 PM	#60 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	I now have around £9 ($18) in coins and my mobile phone.

10-06-2007, 10:00 PM	#63 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I too love hanging out in boxers browsing the web. If I were wearing pants, they would contain my wallet (which is too thick), my cell phone (which will give me testicular cancer), my passport (no other form of ID), maybe a pack of American Spirits blue, and either a Zippo, a bic or a Djeep lighter. Oh, and my mp3 player (Creative zen v plus) and earbuds (if im not carrying my giant ass geeky audiophile headphones. And occasionally a knife. __________________ Check it out: The Open Source/Freeware/Gratis Software Thread

10-10-2007, 09:43 AM	#64 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Okay today: unused crumpled up jamba juice napkins small tube of Airborne anti cold meds smaller tube of Tylenol alburterol wallet crumpled up $1 bill 3 quarters 1 dime 1 nickel so as I finish up my lunch I dig into my pockets finding the $1 bill. I jab it back into my pocket. I decide that I could use a salad to top off my lamb vindaloo and rice. I get a small salad @$6.10/lb and as I get to the register to pay for the $1.28 sald I have. I can't find the dollar. I dunno what happened to it, but it disappeared. It's gone. Nowhere. I emptied out my pockets and that is how I know what I had in them. So I charged $1.28 to my Citibank American Airlines Mileage card. MILES! they add up! i still don't know what happened to the dollar. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

10-10-2007, 10:05 AM	#65 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	Currently sporting my standard kit: A leather fossil (non-folding) money clip with $6 in it (baller!) with my debit, credit, license, costco, and student ID cards stuck in the slots, in right front pocket Blackberry Pearl in watch pocket, same side Eye drops in left front pocket When not at my desk, keys on Windows Mobile swag lanyard from CES with Leatherman Micra multitool go in back right pocket.

10-10-2007, 11:05 AM	#66 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I got some change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling... I got a pocket full of kryptonite... A pocket full of posies... Pocket full of silver and not a care in the world... a five and a pocket full of silver i paid the lady no change... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

10-10-2007, 03:10 PM	#67 (permalink)
SpottedThinker Banned	earplugs, ball of bubble hash, postage paid postcard, crumbly tissues, $100 bill, headband for my motorcycle goggles, organic cotton maxipad...

10-10-2007, 08:11 PM	#68 (permalink)
Hyacinthe Psycho Location: Australia	I have no pockets atm (no I am not naked) Usually I have my wallet and my phone everything else goes in my purse for example * Lipstick / Compact if I am going out somewhere fancy * Lipgloss * Tissues * Deoderant * Keys (house and car) * Bandaids * Bottle of water * Postit note pad * Glasses case * Breath mints / chewing gum My friends often tease me about my Mary Poppins like bags. __________________ "I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken... and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldnt brighten her own" "Her emotions were clear waters. You could see the scarring and pockmarks at the bottom of the pool, but it was just a part of her landscape – the consequences of others’ actions in which she claimed no part."

10-10-2007, 08:17 PM	#69 (permalink)
oddtrend Upright Location: Adams Center, N.Y.	Cell Phone Wallet Some Change Oh sweet! Two bucks! __________________ I've got mood posioning, It must have been something that I hate

10-10-2007, 10:53 PM	#70 (permalink)
ziadel Myrmidon Location: In the twilight and mist.	Wallet Pocket Knife (always have) Hankerchief (always have) CCW Permit in its own nice leather thingy couple .45 mags chap stick I always keep one bullet in my litttle change pocket, cause, ya know, death before dishonor __________________ Ron Paul '08 Vote for Freedom Go ahead and google Dr. Ron Paul. You'll like what you read.

10-11-2007, 02:35 AM	#71 (permalink)
zed wolf Crazy Location: The Darkest Parts Of Places Unknown	$ 45 canadian $ 63 USD 3 inch piece of 1/2 inch thich aluminum rod lunch reciept 2 piece plastic drain plug for boat transom ear plugs 1/16 inch drill bit 1/2 inch drill counter sink bit 1/4 inch 1/2 ton shackle handkerchief wallet Blue sharpie black sharpie 4 black hair ties __________________ *____________________________________________________* Wait a minute...you google searched uncircumsized wang? And we're the best that you could find?~~~~~~~~~ Bill O'Rights *____________________________________________________*

10-13-2007, 09:49 PM	#72 (permalink)
Jezzabelle Upright	Right now my hand is in my pocket to feel for what I have in my pocket and sadly all I have is my phone, I'm in the middle of a text message conversation and am waiting for a message back

10-14-2007, 02:18 AM	#73 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	a shopping list on the back of an envelope a galvanised nail 2 plastic wrappers off power point wall mountings and a dollar coin __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

10-14-2007, 04:02 AM	#74 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	dogtags and cross, chapstick, 5.56mm ball round, wallet, zippo, cash, pogs __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

10-14-2007, 05:47 AM	#75 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Pogs?! Holy hell! Blast from the past! Dude, this isn't 2003. Nobody uses those AAFES crap-coins anymore. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-14-2007, 06:19 AM	#76 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Keys, wallet, and cell phone.

10-14-2007, 06:59 AM	#77 (permalink)
JohnBua Banned	A Plastic Man action figure's left arm. A paperclip. And the secret to the universe.

10-14-2007, 12:12 PM	#80 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Who were we killing in '95? Xeph: I can never remember... you're enlisted, right? I think Debaser is the one from the dark side. ... My pockets: A bottle of Red stripe lager Wallet w/ monopoly money Cell phone w/ missed calls Cock 'n balls __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."