The Sissification of Seattle - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

QuasiMondo · 07-31-2007, 11:35 AM

Women look good in tight jeans. I think it's still debateable whether men look good in a kilt.

But then again, what do I know? I have no fashion sense.

Willravel · 07-31-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by QuasiMondo

Women look good in tight jeans. I think it's still debateable whether men look good in a kilt.

Well like I said, that's something for the women to decide.

QuasiMondo · 07-31-2007, 11:47 AM

That's a scary thing to consider, especially since most wives dress their husbands already.

Willravel · 07-31-2007, 11:53 AM

Hey, I'd walk around in old boot cut jeans, a white t-shirt, and my favorite leather flip flops everywhere if it was left up to me. I probably wouldn't shave, either. If my wife told me to wear a kilt, I'd wear a kilt.

LoganSnake · 07-31-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

If my wife told me to wear a kilt, I'd wear a kilt.

Really...

If my wife (or, considering my current situation - girlfriend) told me to wear a kilt, I'd dismiss it as a bad joke.

The_Jazz · 07-31-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Really...

If my wife (or, considering my current situation - girlfriend) told me to wear a kilt, I'd dismiss it as a bad joke.

What if a blowjob were offered at the end of the kilt-wearing?

ShaniFaye · 07-31-2007, 02:07 PM

Im sooooooo glad Im married to a man that appreciated a kilt before I ever met him lol

Infinite_Loser · 07-31-2007, 02:18 PM

Kilts also cause cases of indecent exposure.

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Sometimes a kilt gives a little too much freedom
Man jailed after alleged exposure, refusal to quit humping in back yard

FARGO, N.D. - A man was arrested on sex charges after an early morning escapade while wearing a kilt.

Police say Nathan Blair, 24, of Moorhead, Minn., was wearing a black kilt when he exposed himself to motorists near a busy street and had sex with a woman in the backyard of a house.

"In 17 years in this job I've seen a lot of different things. This is a new one," Fargo Police Lt. Pat Claus said Friday.
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Claus said Blair and a 20-year-old woman were arrested about 3:30 a.m. Friday after police found them having sex behind a home. The couple first ignored orders to "cease and desist," and then refused to cover up, Claus said.

Both of them had been drinking, Claus said.

"We've caught people engaging in amorous behavior before, but usually they stop when we ask them to," Claus said.

Blair was still wearing a kilt and "FOR SALE" T-shirt when he appeared by video in court Friday morning. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor charges of fornication in a public place and indecent exposure.

Blair's lawyer, Tanya Johnson Martinez, said she was still gathering information on the case.

"We haven't seen any of the police reports yet so it would be premature for me to comment," she said.

The woman had not been formally charged.

Police received two complaints about a man exposing himself near one of Fargo's main thoroughfares. One of the complaints involved a sex act, police said.

While investigating the incident, a friend of the couple directed police to the back yard of the home, Claus said.

Sion · 07-31-2007, 02:48 PM

my biggest problem with this article is it's title:

"The Sissification of Seattle"

it's redundant.

as for the bigoted moron spewings within said article...meh...consider the source...

LoganSnake · 07-31-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

What if a blowjob were offered at the end of the kilt-wearing?

It's going to take more than a blowjob to make me wear a skirt in public.

Baraka_Guru · 07-31-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Well like I said, that's something for the women to decide.

...or men.

analog · 08-01-2007, 12:32 AM

Infinite_Loser: I like how he's being charged with misdemeanor fornication in a public place and indecent exposure... and the girl he was fucking hasn't been charged with anything.

blahblah454 · 08-01-2007, 07:11 AM

Thats because she is prettier.... and I don't think she had a kilt on (since kilts are being hated on in the article)

Jinn · 08-01-2007, 08:08 AM

Also because it's much harder to see a vagina from a distance than a penis, during sex.

And I've yet to hear anyone complain about excessive exposure or "indecent" exposure to too many vaginas.

warrrreagl · 08-01-2007, 08:13 AM

Random Tangent Alert!

This morning, I advised one of my new students for his Fall schedule. He's an extremely cool kid with awesome bass guitar skills and he brought his father along with him to meet me.

His dad was wearing a khaki kilt.

That was the first one I've ever encountered in my office (which is ironic considering the timing of this thread), but I really didn't even notice it. And at no time did he lift it up and go "woo hoo!" He was a perfect gentleman.

Willravel · 08-01-2007, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by warrrreagl

Random Tangent Alert!

This morning, I advised one of my new students for his Fall schedule. He's an extremely cool kid with awesome bass guitar skills and he brought his father along with him to meet me.

His dad was wearing a khaki kilt.

That was the first one I've ever encountered in my office (which is ironic considering the timing of this thread), but I really didn't even notice it. And at no time did he lift it up and go "woo hoo!" He was a perfect gentleman.

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Originally Posted by Bender

That's not ironic, it's just coincidental.

biznatch · 08-08-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by warrrreagl

And at no time did he lift it up and go "woo hoo!" He was a perfect gentleman.

I LOLed.

I'd actually like to try on a kilt. Like will, however, I am semi-concerned about unwanted exposure.

07-31-2007, 11:35 AM	#41 (permalink)
QuasiMondo Wise-ass Latino Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA	Women look good in tight jeans. I think it's still debateable whether men look good in a kilt. But then again, what do I know? I have no fashion sense. __________________ Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

07-31-2007, 11:47 AM	#43 (permalink)
QuasiMondo Wise-ass Latino Location: Pretoria (Tshwane), RSA	That's a scary thing to consider, especially since most wives dress their husbands already. __________________ Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. -From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

07-31-2007, 02:07 PM	#47 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Im sooooooo glad Im married to a man that appreciated a kilt before I ever met him lol __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

07-31-2007, 02:48 PM	#49 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	my biggest problem with this article is it's title: "The Sissification of Seattle" it's redundant. as for the bigoted moron spewings within said article...meh...consider the source... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-01-2007, 08:08 AM	#54 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Also because it's much harder to see a vagina from a distance than a penis, during sex. And I've yet to hear anyone complain about excessive exposure or "indecent" exposure to too many vaginas. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

07-31-2007, 11:53 AM	#44 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Hey, I'd walk around in old boot cut jeans, a white t-shirt, and my favorite leather flip flops everywhere if it was left up to me. I probably wouldn't shave, either. If my wife told me to wear a kilt, I'd wear a kilt.

08-01-2007, 12:32 AM	#52 (permalink)
analog Banned	Infinite_Loser: I like how he's being charged with misdemeanor fornication in a public place and indecent exposure... and the girl he was fucking hasn't been charged with anything.

08-01-2007, 07:11 AM	#53 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Thats because she is prettier.... and I don't think she had a kilt on (since kilts are being hated on in the article)

08-01-2007, 08:13 AM	#55 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Random Tangent Alert! This morning, I advised one of my new students for his Fall schedule. He's an extremely cool kid with awesome bass guitar skills and he brought his father along with him to meet me. His dad was wearing a khaki kilt. That was the first one I've ever encountered in my office (which is ironic considering the timing of this thread), but I really didn't even notice it. And at no time did he lift it up and go "woo hoo!" He was a perfect gentleman. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.