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Insano Arizona Toilet
This is a special shout out to the person who is responsible for the toilets at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Please, recalibrate the auto-flush sensors. I was trying to lighten my load on one of your fine, high-tech porcelain beauties last week. Every time I shifted position the dang thing flushed.
I’m sure you are aware that you have the flushing mechanism set all the way to the max; and normally this is a good thing. We both know what a bummer it is to find leftovers in the bowl. Your plumbing masterpieces are serious, industrial-grade machines. You should be proud of them, because when they flush, they FLUSH. It’s a raging torrent of wind and water down there, and I’m sure it does a Hell of a job. But when I was sitting on it, every time I so much as breathed the thing went off. That hurricane-force flush is rather unpleasant when it’s raging almost nonstop just below my crotch. Seriously, it was like a toilet-bowl version of A Perfect Storm and my balls were playing the part of the Andrea Gail. |
haha.
this gives a new meaning to the saying... for a nice surprise, pull the chain before you rise. |
On the doors to the stalls in the head on our last ship, we had this sign:
"Flush slow, you're good to go. Flush fast, get a wet ass." And that was seawater in those commodes. -Mikey |
Funny! Are you sure it wasn't a combo bidet? :-)
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That is some comedy gold right there.
What a way to start off my morning. :) |
Disturbing...
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Awesome story Clavus - I always love your anecdotes but you totally owe me $7 for my now unpalatable chicken and broccoli. I should've known that any thread with the word toilet in the title isn't safe to read while eating.
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haha, great stuff!!!
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I'm so in touch with this emotion, because the toilets in the SNCO barracks here are also industrial-strength, hurricane-powered jobs.
I always feel a little guilty if I get up for a 3am piss call, because I'm sure you can hear it flush in any room adjoining mine across all three floors. But OTOH, I haven't seen any skidmarks whatsover in two years of living here. If they had auto-sensors like that, though, I think I'd probably wind up offing myself before Base Maintenance got around to fixing it... |
The toilets in my new office are auto-flush and I have the same problem.
They need to include towels in the stalls so I can dry off before exiting. |
Wow, old thread. And yea I think this must be all auto flushing toilets. I hate the things. The best toilets that I have found are the one with the flush button on the floor that you step on. No need to touch anything gross that way, and no wet ass/balls.
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For some reason the autoflush toilet at my old work couldn't see black very well, so if you had a black shirt on, it would flush wildly every time you moved.
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Great way to start my day, cracking up with an old Clavus thread. The first time I ever used an auto-flush toilet was in 2004 in the Amsterdam airport on our way to South Africa. It was also turbo charged, I could feel a mist on my ass as I stood up. Almost scared the shit outta me.:p
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