bananafish

A good friend of mine is getting married next month so we're taking him to Amsterdam for the weekend. Plenty of coffee shops where they don't sell coffee and ladies of dubious virtue. Anyway, the stag is normally up for a laugh so each of his friends is going to dare him to do something. Being lazy I haven't thought of anything nasty to make him do.....any suggestions~?

Last forum I asked in could only think to dress him in a Rotterdam foodball strip and stand back while the locals tore him a new one.

I expect better from this crowd....
...Please.

Daval

That might get him killed. They take their football pretty darn serious over there

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Daniel_

Snog a ladyboy?

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Crack

dime bag. all to himself. all night. has to be empty by the end. no one can help.

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a dime is ez

Ourcrazymodern?

Try to cause him to think if you can.

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Lady Sage

Dare him to dress as a woman and try to get a date with a man before the night is out.

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Push-Pull

Dare him to "make" himself a beard made out of pubes shaved off of all his good buddies.

(Before you call me the sicko, I'm merely relaying this idea from something I found online.....)

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bananafish

damnit guys! I had such high hopes.....

The dress/date thing has been suggested by one of the other lads
The bag of Ez - his wife-to-be is a bit scary, I don't want to be the one to tell her he's dead.
The Beard of Pubes - he's done that to someone else a few years back, I doubt he'd fall for it himself
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Thanks Daniel- that's might be a fresh one, I'll suggest it to the stag crowd
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Keep um coming

BadNick

Dare him to act like a male hooker in the streets of the red light district and successfully pick up/get picked up by some guy. He has to actually be walking off with the pickup before the dare is done.

Ourcrazymodern?

Dare him to get married. He probably doesn't realize how scary it is.

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BBtB

Dare him to sleep with his future wife's sister

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dirtyrascal7

Dare him to get a Prince Albert.

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Brewmaniac

Nick, that's so bad, it's perfect!

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MSD

Might be healed just in time for the wedding night.

Jetée

Would someone care to explain what exactly is a "Prince Albert"?

I have rightly no idea.

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dirtyrascal7

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Push-Pull

To some people, that's not a dare, but a fun night out!

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Commander

dare him to sell himself

(world shortage of good $l@ve$.... ).