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12-19-2006, 02:09 PM
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Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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Happy Holidays, from Hal
Merry Fucking Christmas. I wrote this song today.
sleigh bells, listen listen they're coming for us cyberskin is porous this song has no chorus its just a stream of words that rhyme with tyranosaurus fate its coming here tonight with 9 horny reindeer and he's looking for a fight red the hue of blood-decked halls a whole year of lying dormant he's as fat as biggie smalls it's SANTA!!!! he's gonna kick your ass you know where the boot is going as sure as you're lance bass he's got three ho's in his sleigh he calls them to his side his cheek rosy from their lipstick their hotness bonifide leanin' on his candy cane drinkin' cider from his flask he's callin' out their slutty names prepares them for their task "Down Donna, down Sharon, down Tanya, down vixens!" "Your daddy's lookin' for a lick of your homemade fixin's" With his frosting on their gingersnaps he sent his ho's away its time to roll across the moon in his West Coast Customs pimp sleigh You see, Santa is a badass He'll sell you thirty Key's You ask if his snow's legit psshh, nigga please. -A G
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12-19-2006, 04:11 PM
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comfortably numb...
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fuck everybody...
merry christmas to the lot of ya...
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12-20-2006, 04:28 AM
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Location: The Darkest Parts Of Places Unknown
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Good job Hal! I liked that.
Bloody Christmas..... Oh, and shesus, Cool av!
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12-20-2006, 06:40 AM
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has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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Happy Holidays, motherfuckers!!
 Gawd, this place is like my socio-satirico-pornigrafico-smart ass-lampoonico dream come true. I think I'm gonna cry... 
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12-21-2006, 12:29 AM
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Found my way back
Location: South Africa
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Gelukkige Kersfees, julle klomp naaiers.
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12-22-2006, 02:20 AM
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Lust Puppy
Location: in your closet and in your head...
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Frosting on the ol'gingersnaps.. That will be my goal for the next two weeks
 Lick lick sluuurp 
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