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Ourcrazymodern? · 09-07-2007, 02:58 PM

My buddy list is growing longer.

parable · 09-07-2007, 06:39 PM

I bless them, don't curse them.

Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.

Faith makes truth real, no kidding.

Now a sage, once a fool.

For sale, wedding ring. Always worn.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-07-2007, 10:03 PM

My blindness seemed suddenly more comfortable.

Plan9 · 09-08-2007, 06:45 AM

Wish it burned when I pee.

It would mean I had sex.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-08-2007, 12:56 PM

(Hell, Crompsin, that was a 12-word story!)

Blue balls are always bad things.

Plan9 · 09-08-2007, 01:15 PM

Sperm donor cup was too small.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-08-2007, 02:02 PM

Nobody ever told me anything real.

albania · 09-08-2007, 02:28 PM

Two feet are better than one.

Dark Matt · 03-01-2008, 07:04 PM

Six words makes a short story.

Life goes on, but I don't.

Knowledge is power, but power corrupts.

Cat purrs, but bites me anyway.

Bleeding hand is pretty, but hurts.

medlar · 03-01-2008, 08:49 PM

"Look out!" "What?" "LOOK OUT!!!" CRASH.

Some guinness. A sip. A fall.

dd3953 · 03-02-2008, 01:36 PM

DAMN! I told you to duck.

jewels · 03-03-2008, 10:50 AM

Time is on my side, yes?

Telephone rings, head aches, Alleve works.

Mango, pineapple, banana and walnuts. Good.

spiderman · 03-03-2008, 11:08 AM

Steep hill - power wobbles - bloody knees.

================================

This stack of bodies is wreaking.

================================

Fucking fucks are always fucking me.

ring · 03-03-2008, 07:19 PM

While listening, I was then heard.

Baraka_Guru · 03-03-2008, 07:24 PM

You faltered.
I steadied.
We fell.

Merlocke · 03-03-2008, 11:10 PM

I think therefore I am. Maybe?

I just dodged one crazy bullet.

I am addicted to the TFP

Crack · 05-29-2009, 11:48 AM

Time again to kill myself everyday.

Lindy · 05-29-2009, 12:09 PM

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

This headline is also a palindrome.

(Reads the same backwards as forwards.)

Lindy

Baraka_Guru · 05-29-2009, 12:11 PM

They went to Paris on Friday.

-deathboy- · 05-29-2009, 01:25 PM

found inspiration in just 6 words

well, it started with one zombie...

iwst99 · 05-29-2009, 01:28 PM

I will never meet my mother.

lostgirl · 05-29-2009, 01:38 PM

It is so big, and purple.

Xerxys · 05-29-2009, 01:41 PM

OMGWTF

-deathboy- · 05-29-2009, 02:05 PM

six word stories are a hoot!

oh shit! there's zombies amongst us!

Shell · 05-29-2009, 02:16 PM

Lived louder, laughed longer. The end.

-deathboy- · 05-29-2009, 02:22 PM

she came explosively. i grinned mischieviously.

no zombie! i iz not cheezburger!

Xerxys · 05-29-2009, 02:53 PM

Lindy Totally Killed me, I lol'd!!

Shell · 05-29-2009, 03:37 PM

...in a moonlit garden, serenity indwelled.

iwst99 · 05-29-2009, 04:30 PM

I never got to say thanks.

flat5 · 05-29-2009, 04:44 PM

Give me ambiguity or something else.

Shell · 05-29-2009, 05:01 PM

chirp
meow
Chirpp
Meooww
CHEEEPPPP
MEEOOOWWWww
purrr........................

(that's terrible but i just get so mad at cats)

xuvio38 · 05-29-2009, 05:27 PM

~~~~~

Lindy · 05-29-2009, 05:47 PM

My brother was an only child.

Lindy

Xerxys · 05-29-2009, 06:06 PM

^^ I dont get it, OK Jose?

ametc · 05-29-2009, 06:54 PM

True stories:

1.)Went to TacoBell. Got bad service.

2.)Slept all day. Slept all night.

Not true (for me anyways):

3.)He had but one wish: Death.

4.)Face got pale; lips started trembling.

5.)She smiled at the camera. "Cheese!"

**bows**

Shell · 05-29-2009, 08:24 PM

Everyone knew that no one knew.

-deathboy- · 05-30-2009, 09:14 AM

there's no more room in hell...

Xerxys · 05-30-2009, 09:23 AM

-deathboy- will over do this thread

Lindy · 05-30-2009, 04:55 PM

this could be new haiku form

Lindy

-deathboy- · 05-30-2009, 08:19 PM

sometimes the -deathboy-, get's carried away!

children shouldn't play with dead things.
\m/

\m/

09-07-2007, 02:58 PM	#281 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My buddy list is growing longer. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-07-2007, 06:39 PM	#282 (permalink)
parable Upright	I bless them, don't curse them. Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable. Faith makes truth real, no kidding. Now a sage, once a fool. For sale, wedding ring. Always worn. __________________ "If you aren't confused, you haven't been paying attention." Last edited by parable; 09-07-2007 at 06:46 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

09-07-2007, 10:03 PM	#283 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My blindness seemed suddenly more comfortable. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-08-2007, 06:45 AM	#284 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Wish it burned when I pee. It would mean I had sex. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-08-2007, 12:56 PM	#285 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Hell, Crompsin, that was a 12-word story!) Blue balls are always bad things. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-08-2007, 01:15 PM	#286 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Sperm donor cup was too small. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-08-2007, 02:02 PM	#287 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Nobody ever told me anything real. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-08-2007, 02:28 PM	#288 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Two feet are better than one.

03-01-2008, 07:04 PM	#289 (permalink)
Dark Matt Upright Location: Indiana	Six words makes a short story. Life goes on, but I don't. Knowledge is power, but power corrupts. Cat purrs, but bites me anyway. Bleeding hand is pretty, but hurts.

03-01-2008, 08:49 PM	#290 (permalink)
medlar Tilted Location: In this flesh and bone thing	"Look out!" "What?" "LOOK OUT!!!" CRASH. Some guinness. A sip. A fall.

03-02-2008, 01:36 PM	#291 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	DAMN! I told you to duck. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

03-03-2008, 10:50 AM	#292 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Time is on my side, yes? Telephone rings, head aches, Alleve works. Mango, pineapple, banana and walnuts. Good. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain Last edited by jewels; 03-03-2008 at 11:44 AM..

03-03-2008, 11:08 AM	#293 (permalink)
spiderman Rebourne - God, I love life, so, thanks! Location: Up your nose with a rubber hose	Steep hill - power wobbles - bloody knees. ================================ This stack of bodies is wreaking. ================================ Fucking fucks are always fucking me. __________________ Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. Last edited by spiderman; 03-03-2008 at 11:42 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-03-2008, 07:19 PM	#294 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	While listening, I was then heard.

03-03-2008, 07:24 PM	#295 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	You faltered. I steadied. We fell. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

05-29-2009, 11:48 AM	#297 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Time again to kill myself everyday. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

05-29-2009, 01:38 PM	#302 (permalink)
lostgirl lightform Location: Edge of the deep green sea	It is so big, and purple. __________________ We're about to go through the crucible, but we'll come out the other side. We always arise from our own ashes. Everything returns later in its changed form. - Children of Dune

05-29-2009, 01:41 PM	#303 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	OMGWTF

05-29-2009, 02:16 PM	#305 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	Lived louder, laughed longer. The end. __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

03-03-2008, 11:10 PM	#296 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	I think therefore I am. Maybe? I just dodged one crazy bullet. I am addicted to the TFP __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

05-29-2009, 12:09 PM	#298 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	A slut nixes sex in Tulsa. This headline is also a palindrome. (Reads the same backwards as forwards.) Lindy

05-29-2009, 12:11 PM	#299 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	They went to Paris on Friday. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

05-29-2009, 01:25 PM	#300 (permalink)
-deathboy- Upright Location: in the grave next to yours.	found inspiration in just 6 words well, it started with one zombie...

05-29-2009, 01:28 PM	#301 (permalink)
iwst99 Tilted Location: California	I will never meet my mother.

05-29-2009, 02:05 PM	#304 (permalink)
-deathboy- Upright Location: in the grave next to yours.	six word stories are a hoot! oh shit! there's zombies amongst us!

05-29-2009, 02:22 PM	#306 (permalink)
-deathboy- Upright Location: in the grave next to yours.	she came explosively. i grinned mischieviously. no zombie! i iz not cheezburger!

05-29-2009, 02:53 PM	#307 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Lindy Totally Killed me, I lol'd!!

05-29-2009, 03:37 PM	#308 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	...in a moonlit garden, serenity indwelled. __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

05-29-2009, 04:30 PM	#309 (permalink)
iwst99 Tilted Location: California	I never got to say thanks.

05-29-2009, 04:44 PM	#310 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Give me ambiguity or something else.

05-29-2009, 05:01 PM	#311 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	chirp meow Chirpp Meooww CHEEEPPPP MEEOOOWWWww purrr........................ (that's terrible but i just get so mad at cats) __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

05-29-2009, 05:27 PM	#312 (permalink)
xuvio38 Tilted	~~~~~ Last edited by xuvio38; 02-20-2011 at 12:04 PM..

05-29-2009, 05:47 PM	#313 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	My brother was an only child. Lindy

05-29-2009, 06:06 PM	#314 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^ I dont get it, OK Jose?

05-29-2009, 06:54 PM	#315 (permalink)
ametc Psycho	True stories: 1.)Went to TacoBell. Got bad service. 2.)Slept all day. Slept all night. Not true (for me anyways): 3.)He had but one wish: Death. 4.)Face got pale; lips started trembling. 5.)She smiled at the camera. "Cheese!" bows

05-29-2009, 08:24 PM	#316 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	Everyone knew that no one knew. __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

05-30-2009, 09:14 AM	#317 (permalink)
-deathboy- Upright Location: in the grave next to yours.	there's no more room in hell... __________________ no zombie! i iz not cheezburger!

05-30-2009, 09:23 AM	#318 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	-deathboy- will over do this thread

05-30-2009, 04:55 PM	#319 (permalink)
Lindy Junkie	this could be new haiku form Lindy