6 word stories. - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Ratman · 10-27-2006, 05:15 PM

I ate the tuna sandwich anyway.

kramus · 10-27-2006, 05:22 PM

My daughter shuns me post-divorce.

I am filled with my lady.

Higher education neglected, life's path constrained.

The inner eye sees such wonders.

1010011010 · 10-27-2006, 05:23 PM

"Bones crumbled underfoot like old ashes."

"ESPN Women's Trampoline? Why... Oooh! Bouncy!"

"Blood Alcohol Content of how much!?"

_God_ · 10-28-2006, 10:55 AM

Husband died. Golf clubs for sale.

1010011010 · 10-28-2006, 12:31 PM

Rifle. Never Used. Only dropped once.

biznatch · 10-28-2006, 12:40 PM

eat. sleep. work. drink. smoke. sleep.

Grancey · 10-28-2006, 02:55 PM

Boothbay Harbor family vacation summer storm

Charlatan · 10-28-2006, 11:19 PM

Help! Held hostage in computer warehouse.

flat5 · 10-29-2006, 03:41 AM

From the author Jack Douglas: "My Brother Was An Only Child"
Also from JD "Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver".

Been there, done that, moved on.

Arrived early, played great, left lonely.

Gatorade Frost · 10-29-2006, 02:02 PM

Oye. Too much wine. Hung over.

Jinn · 10-29-2006, 02:14 PM

Fuck. Are women ever happy consistently?

Coppertop · 10-29-2006, 02:54 PM

Life's a bitch, then you die.

It all works itself out eventually.

You must unlearn what you've learned.

He shoots, he scores: Sharks win.

May the force be with you.

Everything that you know is wrong.

No longer blighted, no longer me.

mythikal · 10-29-2006, 10:24 PM

totally lost it, Still looking

biznatch · 10-29-2006, 10:38 PM

Close your eyes, here it comes!

coytuck · 10-29-2006, 10:55 PM

- He brought guns. She brought flowers.

- Bobby steals home. That's the ballgame.

Coppertop · 10-30-2006, 02:07 PM

Turn printer off, then remove fuser.

Car won't start: bad alternator, battery.

Ustwo · 10-30-2006, 02:24 PM

Sex changes are not very easy.

Brewmaniac · 10-31-2006, 12:25 PM

Pain so intense, I wanna scream!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo

Sex changes are not very easy.

Explains, Ustwo, was a frustrated Barbi!

Crack · 11-01-2006, 01:34 PM

I am hopefull, first time recently.

Amaras · 11-01-2006, 02:03 PM

Of fortune, none. Of dreams? Aplenty.

SugahBritches · 11-01-2006, 06:37 PM

All I want is to tease.

Do not move this thread please.

biznatch · 11-01-2006, 06:53 PM

I got fired today. For real.

shoegirl · 11-01-2006, 07:23 PM

Electricity - Currently running through my veins.

k925 · 11-01-2006, 11:26 PM

It's all for the better, Biznatch.

Hello Cleaveland! This one's about loneliness!

No picture could describe Kirk's dignity.

Politicians, lawyers, car salesmen: Earth's scum.

six word haiku:
Profitless authoring
Vocabulary lacking
Homelessness awaits

Five words work 20% harder.

mirevolver · 11-02-2006, 12:20 AM

He awoke and she was gone.

My life ends so yours won't.

I am yours forever. Kiss me.

biznatch · 11-02-2006, 02:39 AM

"Mais il se fait tard, monsieur;
Il faut qu'je rentre, chez moi"
-Jacques Brel

mixedmedia · 11-02-2006, 04:46 AM

The fog conceals another beautiful day.

Intense1 · 11-02-2006, 04:38 PM

Fall has come, sneezing has begun.

Giant Hamburger · 11-02-2006, 06:19 PM

Snits run freely into my fleotis.

Lady Sage · 11-02-2006, 07:06 PM

I fell into mud, got dirty...
Not really but it sounded good.

mythikal · 11-03-2006, 07:01 AM

sound dirty dancing

Crack · 11-03-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoegirl

Electricity - Currently running through my veins.

I am fine, really I am.

CSflim · 11-03-2006, 02:01 PM

Once upon a time, the end.

roachboy · 11-04-2006, 10:36 AM

there are only six word stories

in the beginning of the beginning

in the beginning was 6 words

in the beginning was 3 words

the seventh word was rested on

there was no seventh word rest

Coppertop · 11-05-2006, 09:37 AM

Remove head from ass before driving.

CSflim · 11-05-2006, 10:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck!?

Charlatan · 11-05-2006, 02:47 PM

Distance makes communication a little trying.

CSflim · 11-05-2006, 04:05 PM

This story's just six words long.

Crack · 11-05-2006, 09:12 PM

I am alone in a crowd.

biznatch · 11-05-2006, 11:30 PM

I am alone on the internet.
(but maybe that's what you meant?)

10-27-2006, 05:15 PM	#41 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	I ate the tuna sandwich anyway. __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

10-27-2006, 05:22 PM	#42 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	My daughter shuns me post-divorce. I am filled with my lady. Higher education neglected, life's path constrained. The inner eye sees such wonders. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

10-27-2006, 05:23 PM	#43 (permalink)
1010011010 Psycho Location: Virginia Beach, VA	"Bones crumbled underfoot like old ashes." "ESPN Women's Trampoline? Why... Oooh! Bouncy!" "Blood Alcohol Content of how much!?" __________________ *Simple Machines in Higher Dimensions* Last edited by 1010011010; 10-27-2006 at 05:32 PM..

10-28-2006, 12:31 PM	#45 (permalink)
1010011010 Psycho Location: Virginia Beach, VA	Rifle. Never Used. Only dropped once. __________________ *Simple Machines in Higher Dimensions*

10-28-2006, 02:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	Boothbay Harbor family vacation summer storm __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

10-28-2006, 10:55 AM	#44 (permalink)
_God_ Banned Location: You're kidding, right?	Husband died. Golf clubs for sale.

10-28-2006, 12:40 PM	#46 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	eat. sleep. work. drink. smoke. sleep.

10-28-2006, 11:19 PM	#48 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Help! Held hostage in computer warehouse. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-29-2006, 03:41 AM	#49 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	From the author Jack Douglas: "My Brother Was An Only Child" Also from JD "Never Trust A Naked Bus Driver". Been there, done that, moved on. Arrived early, played great, left lonely.

10-29-2006, 02:02 PM	#50 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Oye. Too much wine. Hung over. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips Last edited by Gatorade Frost; 10-29-2006 at 02:04 PM..

10-29-2006, 02:14 PM	#51 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	Fuck. Are women ever happy consistently? __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel Last edited by Jinn; 10-29-2006 at 02:18 PM..

10-29-2006, 02:54 PM	#52 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Life's a bitch, then you die. It all works itself out eventually. You must unlearn what you've learned. He shoots, he scores: Sharks win. May the force be with you. Everything that you know is wrong. No longer blighted, no longer me. Last edited by Coppertop; 10-29-2006 at 03:04 PM..

10-29-2006, 10:24 PM	#53 (permalink)
mythikal Upright	totally lost it, Still looking

10-29-2006, 10:38 PM	#54 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Close your eyes, here it comes!

10-29-2006, 10:55 PM	#55 (permalink)
coytuck Upright	- He brought guns. She brought flowers. - Bobby steals home. That's the ballgame. Last edited by coytuck; 10-29-2006 at 11:04 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

10-30-2006, 02:24 PM	#57 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Sex changes are not very easy. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

11-01-2006, 01:34 PM	#59 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I am hopefull, first time recently. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-01-2006, 02:03 PM	#60 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Of fortune, none. Of dreams? Aplenty. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

11-02-2006, 04:46 AM	#67 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	The fog conceals another beautiful day. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-30-2006, 02:07 PM	#56 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Turn printer off, then remove fuser. Car won't start: bad alternator, battery.

11-01-2006, 06:37 PM	#61 (permalink)
SugahBritches Insane	All I want is to tease. Do not move this thread please.

11-01-2006, 06:53 PM	#62 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I got fired today. For real.

11-01-2006, 07:23 PM	#63 (permalink)
shoegirl Addict Location: Ohio	Electricity - Currently running through my veins.

11-01-2006, 11:26 PM	#64 (permalink)
k925 Tilted Location: Inside an econobox	It's all for the better, Biznatch. Hello Cleaveland! This one's about loneliness! No picture could describe Kirk's dignity. Politicians, lawyers, car salesmen: Earth's scum. six word haiku: Profitless authoring Vocabulary lacking Homelessness awaits Five words work 20% harder. __________________ I can has furburger?

11-02-2006, 12:20 AM	#65 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	He awoke and she was gone. My life ends so yours won't. I am yours forever. Kiss me. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

11-02-2006, 02:39 AM	#66 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	"Mais il se fait tard, monsieur; Il faut qu'je rentre, chez moi" -Jacques Brel

11-02-2006, 04:38 PM	#68 (permalink)
Intense1 Crazy Location: Music City burbs	Fall has come, sneezing has begun. __________________ (none yet, still thinkin')

11-02-2006, 06:19 PM	#69 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Snits run freely into my fleotis.

11-02-2006, 07:06 PM	#70 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I fell into mud, got dirty... Not really but it sounded good. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-03-2006, 07:01 AM	#71 (permalink)
mythikal Upright	sound dirty dancing

11-03-2006, 02:01 PM	#73 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Once upon a time, the end. __________________

11-04-2006, 10:36 AM	#74 (permalink)
roachboy Super Moderator Location: essex ma	there are only six word stories in the beginning of the beginning in the beginning was 6 words in the beginning was 3 words the seventh word was rested on there was no seventh word rest __________________ a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite

11-05-2006, 09:37 AM	#75 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Remove head from ass before driving.

11-05-2006, 10:11 AM	#76 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck!? __________________

11-05-2006, 02:47 PM	#77 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Distance makes communication a little trying. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-05-2006, 04:05 PM	#78 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	This story's just six words long. __________________

11-05-2006, 09:12 PM	#79 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I am alone in a crowd. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-05-2006, 11:30 PM	#80 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I am alone on the internet. (but maybe that's what you meant?)