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Old 10-29-2009, 02:38 PM   #401 (permalink)
I Confess a Shiver
 
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"Instructions: Remain calm. Prepare to destroy."
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:43 PM   #402 (permalink)
rolls good
 
Instructions: rip and destroy; World Domination.
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:36 AM   #403 (permalink)
follower of the child's crusade?
 
gloomy, permissive, sordid and emotionally volatile
(its the story of my life)
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:57 AM   #404 (permalink)
rolls good
 
From the beginning comes the end.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:10 AM   #405 (permalink)
I Confess a Shiver
 
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Alone in the woods, leaves gossip.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:42 AM   #406 (permalink)
rolls good
 
Weekly, monthly reports overdue; long day.
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:13 AM   #407 (permalink)
Psycho
 
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Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia
Apparently I am a poo bear.
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:30 PM   #408 (permalink)
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Location: Abandon my Account
Crazy but true its really you
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Old 11-09-2009, 02:33 PM   #409 (permalink)
I Confess a Shiver
 
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"Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom" - GO!
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:15 PM   #410 (permalink)
 
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More words needed, defining slippery charades.
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:41 AM   #411 (permalink)
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Great topic, this is my favourite:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger View Post
I eat food recovered from autopsies.
These are mine:

Sated homo tyrannicus breaks wind loudly.

Blustering bastard bothers about bad breakages.

Wanted: Flim-flam Sam for shameful sham.

Secret sea creatures sneak and scurry.

Crimson Pavements After Grand Piano Disaster!

Grapes Retaliate; Banana Concedes Fruit Bowl.

Ernest Stavro Blofeld's Karate Class Collapses!

Broadway Stars Perish In Kathmandu Orgy!
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:40 AM   #412 (permalink)
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mmmmmmm good article
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:26 AM   #413 (permalink)
Misanthropic
 
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Location: Ohio! yay!
tic, tic, tic, tock.. hmmm? BOOM!
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:38 PM   #414 (permalink)
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Location: spokane WA
is lonely, i need your love.
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Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:50 PM   #415 (permalink)
Lover - Protector - Teacher
 
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Location: Seattle, WA
"You can eat the placenta, right?"
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:17 AM   #416 (permalink)
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Location: My head.
Man, I can't wait to eat.
Meat is a necessary lifestyle commodity.
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Old 08-11-2010, 05:08 PM   #417 (permalink)
The Reforms
 
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Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
..Have no idea where I am.

- - -

Little plans to where I'll venture.
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Old 08-14-2010, 02:07 PM   #418 (permalink)
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Life and there it was gone.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:19 PM   #419 (permalink)
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Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition
Had a thought; it's gone away.
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Old 08-19-2010, 10:01 AM   #420 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
The pressure drove me crazy, fortunately.
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:12 AM   #421 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
She would, I wouldn't, we ain't.
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