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Old 06-08-2003, 05:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Flushing Nemo

From CNN.com

Flushing fish doesn't lead to sea
Flushing 'Nemo'

COSTA MESA, California (AP) -- Kids be warned: Flushing your pet fish down the drain will not send it safely into the ocean as depicted in the new computer-animated movie by Disney and Pixar "Finding Nemo."

A company that manufactures equipment used to process sewage issued a news release Thursday warning that drain pipes do lead to the ocean -- eventually -- but first the fluid goes through powerful machines that "shred solids into tiny particles."

"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.

In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.

Heh
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Old 06-08-2003, 08:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't even want to think how many kids have already gotten that idea.
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Old 06-08-2003, 08:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oops.


I guess I'm just gonna buy another fish.
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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oh my

thank you for posting this..
quite a good laugh for us morbid thinkers
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I still think I may flush the little bastard....
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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..."Grinding Nemo"...

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Old 06-08-2003, 01:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Another consideration is that most fish kept as pets are freshwater, not saltwater, species...and couldn't live in the ocean anyway.
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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poor fish
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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damn I was still laughing when I posted this...Thanks for the laugh! I remember when I was a kid and thought flushed fish went to the ocean.
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh.

Maybe you shoulda posted this a little earlier....
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Old 06-08-2003, 04:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL!!! Great Post!!

http://udel.edu/~jgephart/fishcounter.htm
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Old 06-08-2003, 05:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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at least when the fish dies and you flush him.. the kids dont know he'll be shredded and de-toxified..

they'll think their sending him out to rest in the great blue sea
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Old 06-08-2003, 06:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i guess the pet shops will have good business
btw, dumb kids
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What a funny article! I figured some kids might think to do this after watching the movie... heh heh. I love how the machine is called the "Muffin Monster".
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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LMAO!!
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Old 06-09-2003, 12:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh great NOW you tell me.
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Old 06-09-2003, 12:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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WOAH!!!!... breathe... breathe....
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2003, 04:36 AM   #19 (permalink)
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poor kids
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:12 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Nope, they go to the New York sewers. To feed the alligators.
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:53 AM   #21 (permalink)
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btw, dumb kids
Nah, just ignorant. It's fixable. That article would do it, in fact.

Great post!!
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Old 06-09-2003, 05:59 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Does anyone remember the movie Aligator? Same principle, child buys aligator as pet...pet starts getting to big...pet gets flushed...pet lives in sewer for years...becomes largest aligator to ever terify the city.

The movies have been flushing things that survive for years and years.
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:45 AM   #23 (permalink)
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It's a cemetary! It's a garbage disposal! It's an illusion for children to believe their pets are going to a better place!

What can the toilet NOT do?
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Old 06-09-2003, 06:53 AM   #24 (permalink)
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The funny thing to me is that the movie accurately shows that the pipes do NOT go directly to the sea, but instead go to the sewage treatment plant (with the appropriate music of dread).

Nemo escapes thru a hole in the pipe as though this was the plan the whole time. LOL
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:01 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Yet another childhood dream bites the dust. Not wonder so many of them grow up to be sullen and cynical.
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Old 06-09-2003, 07:06 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Re: Flushing Nemo

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Originally posted by marcopolo
"In truth, no one would ever find Nemo and the movie would be called 'Grinding Nemo,"' wrote the JWC Environmental company, which makes the trademarked "Muffin Monster" shredding pumps.

In the unlikely event Nemo survived the deadly machines, the company added, he would probably be killed by the chlorine disinfection.
It's good to know that JWC Environmental crushes the hopes of young children when it's not busy producing machines to treat raw sewage.

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