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Old 03-15-2006, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Is this for real?

I've seen this on another couple of boards and there's some discussion of whether or not it's for real.

What do you think?

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I AM OFFERING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE MY FIRST EXPERIENCE.

NO PREFERENCES MALE OR FEMALES MAY BID

MY STATS ARE :

AGE:24
HEIGHT: 5FT 4
WEIGHT: 16STONE

THE WINNING BIDDER MUST PAY FOR A SLAP UP DINNER A BOTTLE OF CIDER AND LUBRICANTS.

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Old 03-15-2006, 12:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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5'4", 16 stone= 224 lbs. That is one seriously short, round man. Add to that a greasy complexion and a rockabilly hairdo. And he's a virgin, go figger.

I can't afford his slap up dinner.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd imagine it's a joke... some sort of practical joke played by friends or coworkers. *shrug*
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd be pretty sure it's a fake. Look at the photo. It looks like it was taken without his specific cooperation, by a co-worker. If it was real, I'm sure he would have managed a better photo.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd hit it. well.. no I wouldn't. it's probably a prank being played on the poor guy.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh, and feel free to bid a few hundred K if you feel like it. This is gonna get shut down.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh, and feel free to bid a few hundred K if you feel like it. This is gonna get shut down.
Even though it's likely fake and will be shut down.... no.

I don't want to encourage him.
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Old 03-15-2006, 01:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!!! "The seller ended this listing early because the item was lost or broken."
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Old 03-15-2006, 02:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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what is a rockabilly harido?
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Old 03-15-2006, 02:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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what is a rockabilly harido?
Think Elvis - only never popular.
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I AM OFFERING YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE MY FIRST EXPERIENCE.

FEMALES MAY BID

MY STATS ARE :

AGE:26
HEIGHT: 5FT 10
WEIGHT: 155 lbs

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Old 03-15-2006, 07:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol what a way to get a dissease. Its deffinatly a prank or at leaste not real... it is funny though
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What is a "slap up dinner?"
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Old 03-18-2006, 12:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I can barely type this for laughing. Judging by the terminology I would say that this is English. A 'slap up meal' is what we English would term posh or extravagant. Not sure if it's exclusive to a particular region, or even if it's common in other countries of the UK, but definitely from this side of the pond. At a guess I would say that it's more southern England than anything.

I can't see this been real, my vote is that it's one for the prank file, and a damn good prank at that. Poor bloke though, you've got to kind of feel sorry for him.
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Old 03-18-2006, 02:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Just did a search and it is an Ebay listing. Either one crazy dude or somebody pranked the crap out of him. I'd vote for the prank but then again just look at that photo..........................
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Old 03-18-2006, 02:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Just did a search and it is an Ebay listing. Either one crazy dude or somebody pranked the crap out of him. I'd vote for the prank but then again just look at that photo..........................
I linked to the eBay listing in the OP...
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And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 03-18-2006, 03:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Either pranked or drunk. Couldn't even spell the auction correctly.

"Once it a lifetime opportunity"?

That will definitely get him some chicks. Well, that plus the rock-a-billy hair.
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