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Borla · 03-06-2006, 11:22 AM

Wow........talk about making family dinners a bit awkward.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

BigBen · 03-06-2006, 11:27 AM

I had to swallow some vomit on that one.

And to all who are wondering: THAT is the time when you are supposed to buy a bullet and rent a gun.

And here I thought my love life was bad...

I have said it before, and I'll say it again: You can always find someone who is worse off than you!

cyrnel · 03-06-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

I had to swallow some vomit on that one.

And to all who are wondering: THAT is the time when you are supposed to buy a bullet and rent a gun.

And here I thought my love life was bad...

I have said it before, and I'll say it again: You can always find someone who is worse off than you!

What he said.

*BANG!*

snowy · 03-06-2006, 11:34 AM

Reminds me of a piece on the Today Show last week about how we choose mates similar to our parents...as part of the piece they showed a clip from the movie Must Love Dogs where Diane Lane's character answers her own father's personal ad.

It really doesn't surprise me that this would happen, and I doubt they're alone. We do have a tendency to pick people that have the traits we like in our own parents--I know my boyfriend has a lot of the same traits I admire in my father. So, whether we realize it or not...the majority of us are dating our own parents in a sense...

Charlatan · 03-06-2006, 11:36 AM

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the Mom that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

(shudder)

cyrnel · 03-06-2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl

...So, whether we realize it or not...the majority of us are dating our own parents in a sense...

Ah, but Sigmund aside, the single most important quality I look for in a woman: Not my mother.

Poppinjay · 03-06-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cyrnel

Ah, but Sigmund aside, the single most important quality I look for in a woman: Not my mother.

What he said.

Electra in da house.

Borla · 03-06-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cyrnel

Ah, but Sigmund aside, the single most important quality I look for in a woman: Not my mother.

I once read a story about a woman who found a guy on one of those websites where people meet up to plan "purely for sex" encounters. They talked about fantasies for a while, decided they were compatible, and set up a time to meet in the hotel room, each wearing what the other requested........turned out to be father-daughter.

THAT story sounded fake. This one seems legit.

Borla · 03-06-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Borla

THAT story sounded fake. This one seems legit.

But I guess it's not.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp

Poppinjay · 03-06-2006, 12:42 PM

Ahhhh..... Weekly World News giveth and Snopes taketh away.

ngdawg · 03-06-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the Mom that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

(shudder)

I just have nothing else to add but:

Coppertop · 03-06-2006, 01:37 PM

Thanks Borla, I was about to head over to snopes myself. I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought it was fake. Especially when I got to the part when they blurted out the entire story to the cop.

Borla · 03-06-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Coppertop

Thanks Borla, I was about to head over to snopes myself. I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought it was fake. Especially when I got to the part when they blurted out the entire story to the cop.

I figured since it was on Yahoo it was safe to post. Squirt tipped me off to the snopes link.

Ustwo · 03-06-2006, 02:00 PM

Hehe I decided to post I think this is a fake, only to find out I'm a day late and a dollar short.

Remember, just cause its on the internet..............

stevie667 · 03-06-2006, 02:02 PM

*shudder*

The purest example of 'oh fuck' moments.

pig · 03-06-2006, 04:22 PM

that's hott.

JumpinJesus · 03-06-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the Mom that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

(shudder)

Christ, sometimes I'm frightened of the fact that we think alike. As soon as I read the article, that song started going through my head.

Get out of my head, Charlatan!

Now, on to the topic at hand and my own witty comment: Sophocles would be proud if he were around to see this.

Edit: Okay, in my haste I hadn't gotten to the part where Borla ruined it for all of us.

Sophocles wouldn't care, after all.

leftyderek · 03-06-2006, 08:33 PM

I remember when I was still in my high school in Norway, my and my Finnish best friend wrote a skit about a young man flirting and stuff with a woman nicknamed 'sexymama' who ends up to be the young man's mom. We had quite a good audience reaction in the end...

But I would never thought such things could actually come true...

Ustwo · 03-06-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stevie667

*shudder*

The purest example of 'oh fuck' moments.

No that would be finding out the 'date' was your dad.

Exorcist · 03-06-2006, 11:29 PM

I intentionally look for people with traits that are NOTHING like those of my parents... and this story makes me feel better about doing that (even if it is fake). I'll never date over the net though.

Charlatan · 03-07-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpinJesus

Christ, sometimes I'm frightened of the fact that we think alike. As soon as I read the article, that song started going through my head.

Get out of my head, Charlatan!

I still can't get it out of my head...

By the way, the keys you were looking for are under your scarf by the front door.

Sweetpea · 03-07-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stevie667

*shudder*

The purest example of 'oh fuck' moments.

hehe indeed

but i got a nice laugh out of it.
and it appears neither son nor mother is worse for wear.

sweetpea

Marvelous Marv · 03-07-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

I had to swallow some vomit on that one.

Well, hers WAS the first vagina he ever saw.

Uuuurrrrpp.

03-06-2006, 11:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I had to swallow some vomit on that one. And to all who are wondering: THAT is the time when you are supposed to buy a bullet and rent a gun. And here I thought my love life was bad... I have said it before, and I'll say it again: You can always find someone who is worse off than you! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

03-06-2006, 11:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Reminds me of a piece on the Today Show last week about how we choose mates similar to our parents...as part of the piece they showed a clip from the movie Must Love Dogs where Diane Lane's character answers her own father's personal ad. It really doesn't surprise me that this would happen, and I doubt they're alone. We do have a tendency to pick people that have the traits we like in our own parents--I know my boyfriend has a lot of the same traits I admire in my father. So, whether we realize it or not...the majority of us are dating our own parents in a sense... __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

03-06-2006, 11:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the Mom that I've looked for, come with me, and escape." (shudder) __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-06-2006, 12:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Ahhhh..... Weekly World News giveth and Snopes taketh away. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

03-06-2006, 02:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Hehe I decided to post I think this is a fake, only to find out I'm a day late and a dollar short. Remember, just cause its on the internet.............. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

03-06-2006, 01:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Thanks Borla, I was about to head over to snopes myself. I'm glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought it was fake. Especially when I got to the part when they blurted out the entire story to the cop.

03-06-2006, 02:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	shudder The purest example of 'oh fuck' moments. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

03-06-2006, 04:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	that's hott. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

03-06-2006, 08:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
leftyderek Crazy Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.	I remember when I was still in my high school in Norway, my and my Finnish best friend wrote a skit about a young man flirting and stuff with a woman nicknamed 'sexymama' who ends up to be the young man's mom. We had quite a good audience reaction in the end... But I would never thought such things could actually come true... __________________ -Imagine how beautiful the world would be if we could only do things for the first-and-last time. Imagine this is the last time you would ever be able to imagine. Imagine that. -Die Lust der Zerstörung ist gleichzeitig eine schaffende Lust. -...and god said Lx1,go! and there was light...

03-06-2006, 11:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Exorcist Upright	I intentionally look for people with traits that are NOTHING like those of my parents... and this story makes me feel better about doing that (even if it is fake). I'll never date over the net though.