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Astrocloud · 03-04-2006, 07:19 AM

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Couple Cited in Bizarre Fake Penis Case

By JOE MANDAK
The Associated Press
Friday, March 3, 2006; 5:27 PM

PITTSBURGH -- A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the Get Go! gasoline and convenience store in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh.

Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine.

Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.

Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

Creighton didn't immediately return a call to her home on Friday.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave _ the basis for the criminal mischief charge.

"I certainly understand the ramifications and I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."

Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven.

Pero said the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it.

Neither Difenderfer nor Pero know what kind of job the woman applied for, or whether she was hired.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...030301407.html

I am just stunned by this. How does one ask a store clerk to microwave your fake penis?

Astrocloud · 03-04-2006, 07:21 AM

Better version of the story here:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...022501919.html

shesus · 03-04-2006, 07:34 AM

That is the most bizarre thing I've read in awhile. Why didn't they microwave it at home? Wait that's me asking an odd question. Why would she use that at all? Obviously she's a very creative woman. Maybe she was applyling for a creative job.

I'm sure she won't get the job now...I don't think they'll let her wait 90+ days to start. Wait, it won't be the wait..it's the fact that she lied and had a strange idea to pass a drug test. No, she won't get hired because she uses drugs. I can't even get my logic because there isn't any in this case. And this confirms that the world is a very colorful place filled with interesting people. The world would sure be boring without the stupidity of others.

cyrnel · 03-04-2006, 07:37 AM

Heh. People do the darndest things.

Perhaps s/he was planning on applying as transgender?

Reminds me of Gattaca and all those drug tests in front of the doctor. "That's a beautiful piece of equipment you have there,...Leslye?"

CSflim · 03-04-2006, 07:39 AM

Hmmm...this would almost make sense if it was a guy taking a fake penis filled with warm microwaved urine with him to a job interview to help him pass a drug test.....

maleficent · 03-04-2006, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shesus

Obviously she's a very creative woman. Maybe she was applyling for a creative job.

I've worked in enough creative environments- the majority of the people in that environment couldn't pass a drug test -- especially on a monday morning

It's where the creativity comes from...

Ok so i'm sure there's ways to get around a drug test... but a fake penis? Last drug test I took, I had to get rid of all personal effects (coat/bag/empty pockets) and pee with the stall door open... I wasn't watched closely but still... How would you explain why a woman has a penis?

Strange Famous · 03-04-2006, 08:49 AM

I think its incredible that they are being charged after offering to pay for a new microwave. Still, its a bizzare story, I think it must be pretty humiliating for them to have this out in the public domain

Bill O'Rights · 03-04-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Strange Famous

I think it must be pretty humiliating for them to have this out in the public domain

Good.

Would be the only reply that I would post...were it not less than 10 characters.

shalafi · 03-04-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

How would you explain why a woman has a penis?

Don't ask Don't tell?

poundpuppy34 · 03-04-2006, 08:59 PM

Oh my gosh, that is hillarious, and the best part is that they were arested.
hehehe

AquaFox · 03-05-2006, 07:00 PM

i would a lady in dress cloths walking around with a penis strapped to her could be kinda noticeable... why didn't she just ziplock bag it!!

... but i think it would have been halarious and freaky to be the interviewer, drug test, and to notice that fake penis

oldtimer · 03-06-2006, 07:50 AM

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe.

So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done.

God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test

Now where's my prize?

Ustwo · 03-06-2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by oldtimer

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe.

So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done.

God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test

Now where's my prize?

Ding ding ding, I think we have a weiner.

stevie667 · 03-06-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by oldtimer

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

Its an evil pun, but wouldn't your idea be thinking inside the box?

AquaFox · 03-06-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by oldtimer

Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. *shakes head in disbelief*

All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe.

So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done.

God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test

Now where's my prize?

oh i was thinking about the strap-on penises that pee/cum, that have balls on them... they tend to also have some sort of sqeeze pump that makes it come out.... here's two different ones, one has balls, the other doesnt, but the ball-less squirter has a wide base and i'm not too sure about how exactly she would manage to walk around with that up her.... i havn't found one that would really work like that... but i didn't spend a whole lot of time looking... now it's time to delete my internet history

but if anyone can find one that would work well for her use, post it!

http://www.cybernooky.com/product_de...Cocks/PID=3531

http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/d...D=gwdj0220-00-

03-04-2006, 07:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	That is the most bizarre thing I've read in awhile. Why didn't they microwave it at home? Wait that's me asking an odd question. Why would she use that at all? Obviously she's a very creative woman. Maybe she was applyling for a creative job. I'm sure she won't get the job now...I don't think they'll let her wait 90+ days to start. Wait, it won't be the wait..it's the fact that she lied and had a strange idea to pass a drug test. No, she won't get hired because she uses drugs. I can't even get my logic because there isn't any in this case. And this confirms that the world is a very colorful place filled with interesting people. The world would sure be boring without the stupidity of others. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

03-04-2006, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	Heh. People do the darndest things. Perhaps s/he was planning on applying as transgender? Reminds me of Gattaca and all those drug tests in front of the doctor. "That's a beautiful piece of equipment you have there,...Leslye?" __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

03-04-2006, 07:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hmmm...this would almost make sense if it was a guy taking a fake penis filled with warm microwaved urine with him to a job interview to help him pass a drug test..... __________________

03-04-2006, 08:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	I think its incredible that they are being charged after offering to pay for a new microwave. Still, its a bizzare story, I think it must be pretty humiliating for them to have this out in the public domain __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

03-04-2006, 08:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
poundpuppy34 Tilted	Oh my gosh, that is hillarious, and the best part is that they were arested. hehehe __________________ fyi: I am a female

03-04-2006, 07:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Better version of the story here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...022501919.html

03-05-2006, 07:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
AquaFox WaterDog	i would a lady in dress cloths walking around with a penis strapped to her could be kinda noticeable... why didn't she just ziplock bag it!! ... but i think it would have been halarious and freaky to be the interviewer, drug test, and to notice that fake penis __________________ ...AquaFox...

03-06-2006, 07:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	Aquafox and everybody, you guys are not thinkin' outside the box here. shakes head in disbelief All she'd have to do is stuff the fake penis in her vagina [just like she was having sex] and pull up her panties and pants and it'd be perfectly concealed. Not to mention a little buldge on her south pole area but no one is going to be looking there unless they're checkin' out her camel toe. So basically, she would've just had to sit down to pee like all girls do, and if it was designed like I'm thinkin' she'd uncork the penis while it was still inside her and maneuver around at an angle so she could get it in the cup. No cork? Still easy. Pull out the penis and empty it from the front, reinsert, still done. God, has creativity really gone extinct these days? Remembers writing answers down on desk [in school days] in very light pencil to cheat on test Now where's my prize? __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.