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Upright
Location: upstate NY
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Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Yes, just like that fun game in Kindergarten Cop....
My dad administrates self-insurance worker's comp trusts in the oil & fuel industry.
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"Forty-three species of parrot? Nipples for men?? SLUGS!! God created slugs?!? I mean, are we not in the hands of a complete lunatic? If I had had my way, we would have started with laser beams, 8 o'clock, Day 1." -Evil |
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Psycho
Location: Right behind you...BOO!
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My Dad is a carpenter. He owns his own company and frames houses year round. They just did some work on a really cool 'bridge' house in Ann Arbor. This house is pretty neat looking, but to small in my opinion. I'll try to find a link to the architechs's (sp?) website. He's done some pretty neat stuff with building houses on steel beams.
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hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
Location: North side
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My dad is a supervisor at Leviton-Southern Devices Division. He works in their machiene plant. Leviton makes all kinds of cool stuff that you never thought you needed but can't live without- injection molded faceplates for light switches, power plugs, that sort of thing- lots of electrical. Got a lamp in your house? Take out the bulb- see the thing the bulb screws into? Chances are it's Leviton brand.
It's a CNC machineing job, basically, but he is the shift supervisor and basically the only person in the building that keeps all the wheels greased and things moving along. He's so freaking smart it's incredible ![]()
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You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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He putters around the house. Some days he goes out on his boat. Some days he fishes. Some days he feeds the ducks. Despite the natural friction between father and son, his life of ease is quickly making him my idol.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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My daddy is retired but he did work for Plantation Pipeline (yes one of the companies that had to get the pipelines back online during Katrina). He started there in 1968 digging pipeline ditches and by the time he retired in 2000 he managed the whole SE area (GA, AL, MS, LA). His main job was keeping all the pumping stations online
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! Last edited by ShaniFaye; 02-24-2006 at 10:45 AM.. |
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Location: Shalimar, FL
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My Daddy doesnt do shit. Ok so I lie, he has a degree in horticulture and landscape architecture but hes done a lot of other stuff in his life. Right now he works for DRS Control Systems and he makes cool little pieces and components for various military vehicles and gadgets. Hes the lead guy(they stole him from Albertsons) so hes the one in charge of getting all the parts where they need to go and stuff... like timbuktu Iraq...
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the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas. always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away! ![]() |
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Insane
Location: HRM
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my Daddy works for the Canadian government in the department of Fisheries like a good Nova Scotian boy would in sort of a medium high profile job lol.
He also makes great seafood chowder... go figure
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Lover - Protector - Teacher
Location: Seattle, WA
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My daddy plays video games most of the time, with occasional breaks to make his weekly trip down to the local hardware store; he sharpens chainsaws, sawblades, machetes, etc.. for their customers.
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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My dad was an artist, but even more unusual, he made a good living at it and supported his family well doing that for his whole life. ...he died a few years ago but everytime I see one of his paintings it brings back lots of good memories.
Most of his income was from ecclesiastical art and decoration ...mostly churches of course... but some other stuff too like the Academy of Music, Masonic Temple, hotel lobbies, private homes, etc. He also always painted "paintings" for fun and profit but most income was this other aspect of his work. |
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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My dad is the high school principal of a moderately-sized high school in Washington State. He has also been a lifeguard in Miami, a history teacher, a basketball coach, an assistant principal, and a Director of Curriculum and Instruction. He has been the principal of four high schools, one he helped build from the ground up and two others that he helped to remodel extensively. He has been working in the public school systems since the fall of 1969. He was the winner of the Washington Award for Excellence in Education the first year they introduced it, and has been nominated once since then.
Notably, when I job-shadowed at his latest high school, almost all of the staff I saw made a point to take me aside and tell me what a great boss my dad is. He is generally well-respected in the state for his work, has served in the past as the budget chair for the principal's association, and is currently serving as the representative for his league. His specialities include school law, curriculum and instruction, standardized testing, and school construction, among others.
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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My dad is a mechanic. He kicks ass and taught me how to fix my own car, so I'm never stuck anywhere. He works for an asshole at a dealership, now, but used to own his own business. He was too nice to old ladies and traded oil changes for pies. Dad also once was a carpenter, and did house construction with his brother.
Right now he rolls around the house in an office chair because he's recovering from arthroscopic knee surgery.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Fade out
Location: in love
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my dad is an aerospace engineer. he's traveled around the world and he's one of the foremost engineers in his field... i'm really proud of him. I think he wishes i had the technical mind that he has and my sister has so i could understand all their geek convos.
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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My dad quit an electrical engineering job to become an elementary school teacher about 8 years ago. He's been a fulltime teacher for 3 years now. I volunteer in his classroom and I have to say, he's damn good at his job
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Observant Ruminant
Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
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My dad was an old Okie who went to war and came back... not the same. Didn't take stress well. Best to leave him alone, though that's hard for a kid to figure out. He fit pipes together with the Steamfitters for 30 years. The he spent 10 years in semi-retirement (aka civil service) doing the same thing on nuclear submarines. Mostly on graveyard, working alone; as far as I could tell, it was the happiest time of his life. These last few years he's been keeping a crypt warm for my mother: alone.
In the meantime, Mom went and married another Okie. Hope there's room for them all down there! Last edited by Rodney; 02-24-2006 at 08:01 PM.. |
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The sky calls to us ...
Super Moderator
Location: CT
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Since September 16, 2002, my dad has patiently performed the task of inside of an intricately designed and furnished wooden box, which in turn has occupied a space of approximately 40 cubic feet located at a depth not exceeding two metres (with an allowable tolerance of approximately one third of a mtere,) below the surface of Saint John's cemetery ins Stamford, CT.
Prior to this he was a network analyst/engineer, and due to his engineering background I felt that he would find the above description sufficient, if not morbidly humorous. |
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#23 (permalink) |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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my dad is fixes houses, and does all kind of crap that I have no clue about.
He also claims to be your dad too, and asked me to tell you to say hi to your mom for him. ![]()
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“Wrong is right.”
Location: toronto
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My dad is a professor of economics at the Royal Military College in Kingston, Ontario. He finally has a tenured position (after dragging us all around the western hemisphere) and loves it. His areas of specialization are health economics, defense economics and game theory.
Unlike what a lot of environmentalists think, not all economists are blind to "true-cost" economics, and I'm proud to say my dad's all over that shit! He's a member of Greenpeace and is always looking for ways to cut down our family's enviornmental footprint. He's mad about soccer too! He watches it whenever he gets the chance and he's well into his 50s and still plays at least once a week.
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Comedian
Location: Use the search button
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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My dad is a big brick of a guy with a goatee. Today he got roto-rootered because, as he so eloquently put it 'the carburetor works, but the hoses need fixin'. Later, it was found out his carburetor might have not worked too well at least once.
He was always a fabulous artist, but discouraged me from pursuing art growing up, saying there was 'no money in it'. Took me all these years to find out he might be right. Instead, he sold stuff; Kirby vaccuums, appliances, ac units, now mortgages (yep, still works at 76 years young) He taught me to throw a perfect spiralling football, draw simple things by noticing everything on earth has a shape and made sure my spelling was spot on. He had a pretty good super8 porn collection, still gets Playboy and sends me dirty jokes in email.
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My dad was a farmer, a salesman, a small business owner and a politician. He was very successful at all. I hope I can accomplish half of what he has in his life. And hope his life lasts long, he's in his early 80's and still works every day. My dad's pretty incredible.
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Boy am I horny today
Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!
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My dad is retired, and has been for 20 years- and god was that a long 20 years. I see him once a week now, and we're okay for the first 5 minutes or so, after that, I'd like for him to leave. He worked for Toledo Scale, yes you've all heard the joke "Toledo, Toledo's a great place, been weighed there many times!". Now he does stuff, like being the leader of an old peoples band, and VFW stuff. Not too many WWII guys left...
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Location: Shalimar, FL
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Other useless things my Daddy has done, hippie, alcoholic, some sort of Electrician type thing in the USAF, taught Army and Air Force survival school, uh.... oh Oil Field Electrician while we lived in Oklahoma, he did some contract work for Haliburton(and no hes not ashamed you should see the checks they write) oh and hes been a cart boy at the golf course for extra cash around the holidays(because in the winter there is no landscape to design) and despite all his flaws(and believe me they are many) hes always been my Daddy.(and my 4 siblings too) He also taught me the value of hard work.
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the voices in your head are not real--but they still have some really great ideas. always remeber you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But..you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away! ![]() |
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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My daddy was a computer engineer up to the day of his death. I Grew up pretty wealthy, now I got shit!
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Beware the Mad Irish
Location: Wish I was on the N17...
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Professionally my father was a manufacturing engineer at a pharmaceutical company. He would be routinely called by F.D.A. inspectors for clarificaiton on standards, best practices, and law.
More importantly he was the son of Irish immigrants who learned at a very early age that the value of a dollar was not easily measured by what you could buy with it. He was a hard working man of integrity who valued being true to his word more than the size of his wallet. If he said he was going to do it...he did. If he said he was going to be there...he was. If he said you could borrow his coat he would also give you his hat, gloves and boots. He honored his word as himself and that is why he is still my greatest hero. Rest in peace RJR... you earned it!
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What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want? Last edited by Blackthorn; 02-25-2006 at 05:45 AM.. |
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Cunning Runt
Location: Taking a mulligan
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Cunning Runt
Location: Taking a mulligan
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My dad worked for the government for his entire career. Then he did consulting, then he golfed. Shot a 70 once when he was 72, but unfortunately, he didn't pass that gene along. Or maybe it was crackprogram's father who didn't give me enough golf genes.
A very honest guy who always put his kids' needs before his own. Now he sits around all day and asks my mom the same question 20 times. I hope he didn't pass along the Alzheimer's gene either.
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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A beautiful truibute, Blackthorn! Your second paragraph eloquently voices how I view my own father. We've been lucky, you, myself and our various siblings, to have had such great men caring for us and teaching us through their example.
My father was an electrical contractor by day, and a factory electrician at an auto plant by night. He worked until his body broke to raise eleven children, and we never wanted for a thing. He also found time to teach us how to handle a hammer and saw; attended uncountable sporting events, concerts, picnics and plays; read ever printed word that crossed his vision (and retained!); and could kick your ass at whatever card game you fancied. While not the most educated, he was the smartest person I will ever know. Next week marks the thirteenth anniversary of his passing. I think of him every day. |
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Unbelievable
Location: Grants Pass OR
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I'm fortunate enough to have two dads.
My Dad is retired, he spent his life teaching me wrong from right, not only by word but by deed. Whenever I am faced with a moral dilemma, I simoply ask myself what would my Dad do if he were in this situation, and the answer becomes very clear. He wasn't a man of many words but there was never any doubt about how he felt about me and my siblings. He is one of the most giving people I have ever known, I can't remember a time that we didn't one non-family member or another staying in our home. He worked tirelessly (often 12hr days 7 days a week) as an instrument technician in various oil refineries to put food on the table for us four kids and whoever happened to be living with us. After my parents divorced he remarried several years later and adopted my step-moms three pree teen girls and treated them no different than he did his own. I'm proud to be his son. My step-dad (who is also an awesome man) is my second dad. He came into my life when I was a very troubled teenager, and never once treated me any different than his own son. He also never gave up on me (and I gave him more than enough reason to do so.) He also taught me the value of doing the right thing, and has taught me many life skills. He also is retired. He was a mechanic (in several different industries), welder, machinist, refrigeration tech, president of his machinists local twice, and I honestly believe the man can fix anything. He now spends his time loving my mom, working on their house, reloading shotgun ammo so he can shoot skeet 3 days a week. Both my Dads are the greatest Grandpa's a kid could ever want. The light in my childrens eyes when they see them makes my day....everytime. |
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It's a girly girl!
Location: OH, USA
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My father is a fucking child molesting bastard, fresh out of jail, may he rot in hell!
My father in law, however, is a owner operator truck driver and the greatest guy I know. He's all the father I need! Last but not least, my "adopted" (quotes because I adopted them, my childhood friend's parents) father is a purchasing manager for ITT aero-space technologies manufacturing side.
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