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Woman forced to give head to Customs officials
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a122946S66.DTL
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well, it's part of her religious beliefs... interesting.
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Am I the only one who expected a different kind of story when reading the title of this thread?
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Do we even want to know where the head came from? /me shudders |
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"smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation."
Hehe.. "ma'am you have a license for that head?" "Yes." Shows License for Voodoo "Ah very good, Carry on." And yeah, I got a chuckle out of the title. I'm sure it was meant to evoke such thoughts... |
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As long as there's no bowling ball references, I'm fine with this stor....
aw &(*^... |
This makes me wonder about the source of a few odors I've encountered during flights. Maybe smelly feet and loud children aren't so bad.
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Hurm, I'm pretty sympathetic to her, actually. While a person can't be let off the hook for law violations simply because she didn't know about them, surely 10 years is WAY too long for someone to get for something like this, especially when tied to their (semi)religious ideology.
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where the heck did she get it? Did she dig it up out of a grave? talk about grave robbing...
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Could have all been avoided if she'd used UPS. They'll ship anything....except cigarettes :rolleyes:
And yes, I, too, am a perv..... |
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wouldn't want to be the judge for that case. lots of pins sticking in a doll of my likeness i would guess. As if i haven't done enough organ damage.
i'd give her the head back and send her on her way. |
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It would be either grave robbing or killing someone. Both of which are illegal. ....of course, she might have just chopped the head off of someone who wasn't buried but was already dead. Not really sure what kinds of laws are on that, but...uh...I sure hope she asked them first. I sure wouldn't want someone running off to another country with my head when I died. :hmm: Anyways, I'd be pretty suspicious. I mean, I'm not into the whole voodoo thing, but I don't really see how carrying body parts around with you is going to ward off the evil spirits. I'd be more inclined to think it would attract them. *shrug* |
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I wonder who gave them the heads up?
Of course she could've been using it for employment. I hear there's lots of places to get a head job in Ft Lauderdale. |
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Those customs officials should be ashamed of picking on that lady... ...some people will do anything just to get ahead in life. |
You all missed the pun?
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maybe desire for public attention? I can't find another reason for pulling that kind of stunts...there's significant chances of you getting caught doing that.. (i hope so, because if it happens often and the officials don't detect anything, that'd be creepy, to say the least).
love the title.. kind of sick how it made me click right away. |
Sounds like Miss Severe will get severe pushishment for the severed head.
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awesome title.
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I can;t believe thats a law, does this happen so often that our lawmakers thought there needed to be a specific statute on the books to protect the public. someone toss out the Rand quote... |
15YEARS?????
Sure glad I don't live in a police state! |
Oh, glass, let me head you off at the pass... I don't mind that they objected to her carrying a HEAD through customs. That's just .... weird.
Does this mean she's part of the mile high club, since it was on the plane with her? Heh. |
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Oh...wait a minute...so you're the one. :D |
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Ya .. your title had me at 'head' in which I had immediately clicked excitedly to view the thread to find... this. Interesting how she even managed to get 'on' to the plane with it in the first place. Gives me this visual of people walking around in Haiti with heads in their handbags.. "Oh hi.. that's a nice head you've got there.. the hair still seems pretty long huh?.. wanna check mine out?"
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Good. Now...restrain a little more, before this gets out of hand. No harm. No foul. No beatings...yet. ;)
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BOR, I was going to say something funny, but didn't want it taken out of context as it most assuredly would have been. No worries, it's all good. ;)
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c'mon man,use your head.........and fill us in. :D |
I don't see how they can call it a crime unless there was a sign specifically forbidding binging severed human skulls on to the airplane.
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