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Old 01-25-2006, 01:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Different job titles

How many different job titles can you get with your education?

From Computer Technology diploma and Bachelor of Information Systems degree, I can get the following:

IT Analyst
Programmer Analyst
System Developer
Systems Engineer
Software Developer
Technical Team
Software Engineers
Quality Control Specialist
Technical Software Developer
Real-time Software Designer/Developer

Anything relating to information and technical systems, software development basically. The list above are actual job titles of graduates from the program I'm in.

In the name of mods...strike me down and banish me to hell if this topic has already been discussed.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Prime Minister
Premier
Mayor
Managing Director
Vice President, Sales and Acquisitions
Director of Sales
Head of Developement
VP, development and acquisitions

the list goes on... in other words, there are few limits to my BA in Film Studies.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Coolest-Motherfucker-On-Earth
Grand-Overlord
Fuhrer


And my favorite: Sir.
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Old 01-25-2006, 01:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2006, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Since I'm allowed to put any title I want on my business cards, one day I aspire to be "Heavyweight Champion of the Worlds". It's only funny when you know that I'm 6'0" and 160 lbs.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This probably isn't the best day to answer this...I'm pretty disgruntled and stressed about work right now. However, with my BA and MA I really don't have many lucrative title.
Basically, I'm a classroom teacher. However, everyday I take on other duties, I am a....
nurse
counselor
mediator
babysitter
body guard
social worker
data analysist (wow that actually sounds important)
Curriculum planner
Instructor

Yea, I'm just a plain teacher who has to do a million different things, but still be called teacher on a daily basis.
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Old 01-25-2006, 04:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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with a BA in history and political science and grad credits in statistics and psychology, all i'm doing now is substitute-teaching in whatever subject comes up and golfing around 18 holes a day...
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Old 01-25-2006, 05:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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BA in English here.

I could be a:
writer
editor
journalist
copywriter
technical writer
high school teacher
middle school teacher
public relations
marketing

And that's all I can think of at the moment since I just woke up.

With my non-degree skills, I could:
open up my own cafe
be a cook in a restaurant
be a secretary or administrative assistant
be a nanny
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm gonna get a Bachelor or Music in a few months, if anyone knows what job titles I can get with that, please let me know, it's kinda an issue right now.
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Old 01-25-2006, 08:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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With any luck, I'll be able to add 'Esq.' to my name in a few years. Not that I will, mind you, but still, pretty cool. And I've always liked "Master of Philosophy"
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Old 01-26-2006, 07:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lets see:

Paramedic
Industrial Medic
Flight Medic

thats all I know of with a paramedicine certificate/degree
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Old 01-26-2006, 12:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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MA Social and Political Thought

"Data Solutions Team Leader"
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Old 01-26-2006, 12:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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BS Family Studies, BS Nursing
EMT
Nurse
Charge Nurse
Nephrology Nurse
Hemodialysis Nurse
Domestic Goddess
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Old 01-26-2006, 01:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Location: Upper Michigan
BS in Elementary Education w/minor in Bible

Child Care Provider
Teacher
Substitute high school teacher
Music Teacher
High School Bible teacher (in parochial school)
Secretarial
Production Control Engineer (not exactly in the education job description but I've held that position.)
and who knows what else I could manage.

With only a course here or there I feel like I could work dozens of other jobs by nature of the fact that an education degree gives you a well rounded education in many areas. It's not a specialist of course. But you have to know your Math, Science, English, etc. at least well enough to take you through teaching it to students all the way through Junior high. I've substitute taught Algebra, English and Science in high school as well.
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:20 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onodrim
I'm gonna get a Bachelor or Music in a few months, if anyone knows what job titles I can get with that, please let me know, it's kinda an issue right now.


i've heard your voice ono...........all you gotta do is sing baby.







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Old 01-27-2006, 10:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I haven't been by here in a while. I've been busy with some of the following jobs...

Slave
Chump
Concubine
Bum
Space Occupier
Eater
Loser
Fatso-without Fat
Burpomatic Food Ingestor
Gas Vent
Zombie (which really depends on me being infected by some zombie virus or reanimated by some evil necromancer.)
Occupant
Inmate
Pedestrian
Drunk
Racquet-less Racqueteer
Player One through Four
Mouth Breather
Hack
Deadbeat
Customer
Bar Fly
Draftee

The list could go on forever…
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