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Manic_Skafe · 02-12-2010, 03:41 PM

Who thought this was a good idea and why didn't they drink the Kool-Aid first? Note the brown people awkwardly standing in the back, seemingly unwilling to cosign on such a sonic monstrosity.

Baraka_Guru · 02-12-2010, 05:15 PM

Christ is dope!

Xerxys · 02-12-2010, 05:32 PM

Christ Testimonial warning:

I almost joined a dance group called "ollovah" (all-over) and they were a pro christian dance club. I had to pay to join though. Being a cheapskate saved me from Jesus.

fresnelly · 02-12-2010, 06:55 PM

It's so weird to preach a chaste message though a salacious medium.

So very bizarre.

Manic_Skafe · 02-12-2010, 09:11 PM

I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible?

Pearl Trade · 02-12-2010, 10:08 PM

Is this even legal? Whole bunch of whities trying to get people to side hug, in a rap no less.

I will admit that it's pretty catchy though. Now I have it stuck in my head. Damnit.

Sion · 02-13-2010, 02:19 AM

side-hug? is that like side-boob?

ObieX · 02-13-2010, 03:21 AM

"I'm a rough rider, filled up with Christ's love"

SecretMethod70 · 02-13-2010, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe

I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible?

Same way a whole ton of other things that aren't in the bible made it into conservative Christian thought. In this case, someone realized it was nice to feel boobs while giving people hugs and thought, like a good conservative Christian, that if it feels good it must be bad.

02-12-2010, 03:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	Christian Side Hug Who thought this was a good idea and why didn't they drink the Kool-Aid first? Note the brown people awkwardly standing in the back, seemingly unwilling to cosign on such a sonic monstrosity. __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

02-12-2010, 05:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Christ is *dope!* __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

02-12-2010, 06:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	It's so weird to preach a chaste message though a salacious medium. So very bizarre. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

02-12-2010, 09:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Manic_Skafe More Than You Expect Location: Queens	I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible? __________________ "Porn is a zoo of exotic animals that becomes boring upon ownership." -Nersesian

02-12-2010, 10:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pearl Trade Addict Location: Houston, Texas	Is this even legal? Whole bunch of whities trying to get people to side hug, in a rap no less. I will admit that it's pretty catchy though. Now I have it stuck in my head. Damnit. __________________ Our revenge will be the laughter of our children. Give me convenience or give me death!

02-12-2010, 05:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Christ Testimonial warning: I almost joined a dance group called "ollovah" (all-over) and they were a pro christian dance club. I had to pay to join though. Being a cheapskate saved me from Jesus.

02-13-2010, 02:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	side-hug? is that like side-boob? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-13-2010, 03:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	"I'm a rough rider, filled up with Christ's love" __________________ We Must Dissent.