Manbat!
 

This amused me greatly, for no reason I can adequately explain.

... that dude is so asking for a taser.

Comes to mind ..

And then he would be VERY VERY lucky.

...that's oddly amusing. Sneaking up on someone pumping gas doesn't seem like a very good idea, though.

he's lucky he didn't get shot by the guy at the ATM!

Cardio.
Avoid public restrooms.

Double tap.

To the Ghostbusters song even...

Amazing.

I really can't imagine anyone who would see someone in a giant fuzzy bat costume and think 'Quick! Shoot it!'

I don't know what France's gun laws are like. Are pistols common there?

I still think it's funny, anyway.

The phrase at the end, by the way, translates roughly to 'It is by doing nothing important that one becomes no one important.'

Yeah, we think that cause we are Canadians, but every so often, I read about some kid in the states, shooting someone with a water pistol, and getting blown away by a glock in return.

Haha another Zombieland fan ;)

Wow that was hilarious!!!

The last one was freaking gold!