The perfect gift
 

I wonder if it's dishwasher safe?



I saw something like this in a catalog years ago. It was actually a catalog for insanely fat people. They have products like this just for putting lotion on your feet too. Crazy.

If you've let yourself get that fat, you're probably a filthy slob who doesn't wipe to begin with.

*cue 'fat-scrimination' dog pile*

I don't use a damn stick, but I will say that, after having a baby and having wipes around all the time, going paper-wipe-paper is about 100x better than paper alone.