lostgirl

Got this from a friend.

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Xerxys

Will would love the hooker part.

Willravel

If I've done nothing else in my time on TFP, I'm gratified to know that my legacy will be intertwined with speak of hookers and the murdering of hookers. It warms my heart, like a hooker's cardiac muscle on a portable hot plate with some chives served with a well-aged riesling.

CinnamonGirl

Wait, so you cannibalize the hookers, too? I must've missed that part somewhere. I thought you just kept them in your closet.

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JumpinJesus

Trust me, of all the things you'll be remembered for, I don't think talking about killing hookers will top the list for most.

As for the video, The Onion is hit and miss. I don't know, this one just didn't do it for me.

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