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05-01-2009, 07:27 PM
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... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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If I've done nothing else in my time on TFP, I'm gratified to know that my legacy will be intertwined with speak of hookers and the murdering of hookers. It warms my heart, like a hooker's cardiac muscle on a portable hot plate with some chives served with a well-aged riesling.
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05-01-2009, 08:59 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Wait, so you cannibalize the hookers, too? I must've missed that part somewhere. I thought you just kept them in your closet.
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05-01-2009, 09:26 PM
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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 As for the video, The Onion is hit and miss. I don't know, this one just didn't do it for me.
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