7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill (F'n BA!!!!!)
 

7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill | Cracked.com


Blackbeard was my personal Favourite.... Gotta love Rasputin though.

Hahahaha... awesome.

Definitely. The whole thing made me laugh, but I got an extra giggle out of "They were known as the Search Bloc, and they were in no way fucking around," and then the picture right below, captioned "We are in no way fucking around." :lol:

Poisoned, shot a few times, clubbed, and finally tossed into a freezing river, just to kill one old man. Rasputin was one tough conman.

NRN, if you liked that article, you'll love this one:

5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like a Pussy | Cracked.com

#5 on the list was shot in the face, after he had sniped over 500 Russian soldiers in WWII in -40 zero weather, and lived!

Fun links. I wasted an hour or so, haha.

"... massive asshole by all accounts."

"Well, first he bombed the deck with an assload of primitive grenades like Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen."

"The man was the Black Knight from Monty Python."

Such vulgar literary perfection ... I loved it!

This was great. I wish historians would have this to say about me!!!

"When his body was examined after death, physicians observed he had balls of wrought iron "

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And my favorite ....

"...Grigori Rasputin, the patron saint of dying hard, .."