Sarah Palin Name Generator
 

As we know, Sarah Palin named her kids Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig.

What would your name have been if Sarah Palin was your mom? Well, now you can find out, thanks to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!!!

I would be Block Lionel Palin, which I found somewhat disappointing. What would you be?

NATO Palin.

I'd be Marauder Antler Palin.

Bowl Antler Palin.

Also, evidently, I may be president one day! THAT'S good news!

President of what? and good news for whom? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Drown Wing Palin.

My daughter, however, would have been Speck Backfire Palin. Now there's a winner.

Hook Tuneup Palin.
Nice.

I'd be Rifle Panzer Palin.... Maybe I'll change my name.

Blimey - you put in "dan" too! :thumbsup:

I did indeed, sir!

I'd be named: "Steak Leather". Ouch! Makes me quite unhappy, as I am in the process of becoming vegan and I'm very much a Liberal Democrat - who believes in a Women's Rights!! Save Rowe vs. Wade. Please.

But anyone who made sure her son was Deployed on 9/11 - has her head totally up her ASS! What a Republican sell-out! How totally pathetic!

Does the USA really want a VP/President that's an NRA gun toting mama, who's an evangelic Hockey Mom?

Not me. And let's face it, McCain isn't gonna last another 2 or 3 years...

what the heck is a Shoulder Frontier Palin?! :lol:

You'd probably be better than anyone else who's running!

Thump Hummer Palin. I kid you not.

Edit: for kicks I used the shorten version of my first name and got:

Drill Swollen Palin. Not sure which one I like better.

Plop Hero Palin ............sort a yin/yang name I guess?

xoxoxoo

Grumpyolddude, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:

Rust Mustang Palin

Who knows, Rust Mustang Palin you just might be president one day!


I like this better than what they came up with for my real name: Falter Locust Palin
But I like my stage name: Spackle Camshaft Palin
Now, that is cool!

Buster Taint Palin. Sounds painful.

I got the same one. Our RL names must be similar!

Clop Clutch Palin
i lol'd

Hen Waffle Palin

Okay, then.

Depending on what version of my dull, tired, outmoded moniker I use I get:

Soup Landmine Palin
Copper Catfish Palin or
Mustache Warthog Palin

Now that last one needs some lipstick, and the second one is almost sensical in a strange, euphonic, bizzarro world sort of a way, but that first one, when I think of myself with that name, then a broadway musical of Fargo souds like a good idea and McCain really does have the chops to regulate the financial industry, so from now on, you may refer to me as Soup.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y24...uckingsoup.jpg
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Mrs. Hat is Axe Diesel Palin.

Barak Obama would be Wood Corps Palin, married to Tarp Lazer Palin, with Beans Harpoon Palin as his running mate.

Geroge Walker Bush: Nam Guadalupe Palin (One way or the other, boy, you're going to Nam.)

Ronald Reagan, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: Shot Corrugated Palin.

FFS..id be called Sack Panther Palin...

:oogle: ROTFLOL

excellent stuff. Seriously, she named her kids WHAT? See I just posted some valid reasons not to vote for her in the LL, but this is up there lol

Mine is:


Strike Chipper Palin

I like. Has a certain...ring to it. :P

Bush Gator Palin or Slicer Mission Palin.

The wife would be Open Aircraft Palin or Rake Trinket Palin.

lol

I wonder how long it will take her to ask why I'm calling her Rake....

trough gutted palin

i´d get all the girls with that one :thumbsup:

Blitz Harden Palin

Mine makes me think of an episiotomy.

Doesn't get any better than this:

Axe Diesel Palin

Nicknames give me:

Filter Skate Palin
Soup Landmine Palin
Lean Pipe Palin
Taup Armageddon

And full name gives me:

Timber Challenger Palin

This name generator is EPIC.

Rust Mustang Palin

such a hippy name.