RetroGunslinger

So, apparently Michael Bay wrote a version of The Dark Knight... enjoy. Spoiler: It's a masterpiece.

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telekinetic

you know this is a joke, right?

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Nisses

I have to agree with 1 of the comments:

I'm pretty sure the real Bay-script would hardly differ from this.

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RetroGunslinger

Note the .

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LoganSnake

I LOLed a lot.

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Willravel

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Raise your hand if you want Spielberg to direct Transformers 2...

Atreides88

Honestly, I'd kind of like to see that movie get made, just because I think it would be hilarious.

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LoganSnake

Hell no. I don't want any drama when watching an action flick. I want action and lots of it.

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Willravel

So you didn't like Munich? Or Jurassic Park? Or Raiders of the Lost Ark?

He was the executive producer on Transformers, which tells me he could be interested.

RetroGunslinger

I'm going to have to do a rare thing and disagree with you Will. While there were some definite problems with Transformers, it still delivered on the action with some quirky humor that really worked (special mention: John Turturro).

Besides, as seen in War of the Worlds and Crystal Skull, Spielberg has lost his touch when it comes to fantasy and science fiction.

But then, that's a debate for another thread.

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LoganSnake

Never seen, liked, don't remember.

I don't care who makes the sequel as long as the focus is on the transformers and not on people.

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Atreides88

Frankly, I'd like some focus on the people, especially her:

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Willravel

Whoa, whoa, you don't remember the first Indiana Jones movie? Are you serious?

RetroGunslinger

And we're back to agreement.

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LoganSnake

Correctomundo! I just remember the ending and the heart ripping sequence from The Temple of Doom. Been meaning to re-watch the series for a while now like I did with Star Wars, but never got around to it.

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KellyC

The guys from South Park should direct Bay's script.

And...

I never watched ANY of the Indiana Jones movies. Yep...

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snowy

Wow, Raiders of the Lost Ark is way better than Temple of Doom. Please, LoganSnake, go rent it. Personally, I recommend watching all three movies in a marathon with plenty of snacks and company.

And KellyC: WHAT?! Wow. Go watch them. Seriously. They're fun. Temple of Doom is not my favorite, but even it is fun. The ultimate in popcorn adventure movies.

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Reese

There's WAY too much dialog in that script to be a Michael Bay production.

And logan... You gotta watch The Indiana Jones movies!

Personally didn't like Munich, maybe it was the material.

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KellyC

I shall go to Blockbuster and rent the movies this weekend...

Although, I'm tempted to wait until Crystal Skull (is it?) comes out so I can watch all 4(yeah?) at once.

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RetroGunslinger

I wouldn't suggest that.

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KellyC

^No? Is the last movie not good or what?

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RetroGunslinger

Different people will give you different opinions, but the general consensus is that it...




... Sucks.

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blahblah454

Oh man, this should be made. Stop the eye rolling immediately!