SSJTWIZTA

okay, i found this on fark and just thought that i would share. its one of those "dumb crook" things.

i dont know what to make of this. i mean, c'mon.

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Cynthetiq

double knockout!!!!!!!

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ObieX

window 2
crooks 0

i like this video too. This guy is also thwarted by strong glass at the end.

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Crack

Is that guy saying "Bob Sagat"?

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lotsofmagnets

i think he is :s

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ObieX

i think he's trying to say god damn it but he's obviously too stupid to even speak correctly.

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Willravel

I chuckled at the first one. The second one really got me.

Gotta love security glass.

Cynthetiq

awww Bob Saget!!!!!

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SSJTWIZTA

i seen the second one a while back. That guy has absolutely no brains.

i guess if i ever rob a place im bringing a grappling hook...goin' in ninja style.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

vanblah

I don't think the sound is actually from the original video.

It's actually pretty bad foley if you ask me.

Hain

That second one... wow. He may have no brains, but all they would have done is tell him how much pain he was in anyways.

The_Jazz

I wonder what the TFP thread version of this is.... oh, wait, I already know....

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Sion

I think that first one is fake. To me, it looks like both guys begin moving/reacting before the rock reaches them.

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l3ond

Slight confession here,

Back in my teen years some friends and i decided to rob a shop (yes yes i know sooo bad) well we pulled up in front of a butchers shop which we knew had money in a tin in the back, inside job lol. well while 3 of us sat in the car a 4th mate jumped out and ran up to the door took a big swing with the sledge hammer and right on the backswing the head of the hammer flew off and hit the windscreen of the car totally smashing it. We were already on edge as we were commiting a crime but we almost all pissed our pants when it hit the windscreen. In a fit of panic we decided to leave the scene and had to drive with my mate and the passenger leaning out the windows to see About 2 miles down the road we were pulled over by the cops who saw the broken windscreen, we told them someone threw a rock at the car. they then saw the sledgehammer handle on the back floor and almost charged my mate the driver with possession of a deadly weapon (well it was 4 am and they must have been bored ) Finally they made us leave the car on the side of the road to get it towed the next day and we had to walk about ten miles home ! we still piss ourselves to this day at the chain of events and laugh thinking if the cops only knew what we were really trying to do !

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