Punk.of.Ages

http://thecontaminated.com/hamburger-king/

This thing is huge!

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RetroGunslinger

Psh, I could totally eat that.

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ratbastid

... if you gave me a month!

echo5delta

Why waste all your energy eating that when you can kill yourself a lot faster with this motherfucker right here?

Impressive bun, though. Wow!

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Church

lol, not trying to steal your thunder echo, but I think I can one up you on that one thanks to the one lady that is officially trying to kill us, Paula Deen. lol

I present to you, the Lady's Brunch Burger, complete with 2 Crispy Cream donuts, 6 slices of bacon, 1 fried egg, cheddar cheese, and of course the hamburger meat. And since its Paula, throw in a few sticks of butter too lol.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Punk.of.Ages!

You are sweet to think of me, but

hearts, like hamburgers are best eaten warm.

Charlatan

GH!

Don't forget to tenderize first!

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blahblah454

mmmmmmmmmm warm tenderized hearts on a glazed donut.

Sion

why ruin an otherwise fine burger by putting it on one of those gawdawful Krispy Kreme donuts...?

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

echo5delta

Sir, I know when I'm beat. not that I'm taking this lying down, but she may have officially one-upped The Luther - and that's saying a lot.

Some day, someone will come up with a burger that incorporates deep-fried Snickers bars and will give you a heart attack just by reading about it...

Until then, we can has Paula Deen.

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DaniGirl

Now that is the burger king. Someone can live on that for weeks.

genuinegirly

How many tomatoes are on that thing?

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Redlemon

I love that, with the scale, the tomato slices look like pink pickles.

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Plan9

Any sandwich that requires a four man lift is truly epic.

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DaniGirl

Biggest hot dog in the world

Charlatan

Now a giant hotdog... That's something I can eat.

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And no, that's no a euphemism...

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DaniGirl

Even Better, Giant Pizza!!!

Xerxys

Now I'm hungry.

DaniGirl

I know me too!!!!!

Charlatan

Giant Sushi can kick Jackie Chan's ass... think what he will do to you!

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Punk.of.Ages

Nobody's ever dug up one of my old threads...

I feel special now. =)

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DaniGirl

glad you felt special!!

DaniGirl

Giant Hamburger

Giant Salami is a close personal friend of mine

Jetée

Oh no! It's the true-to-life story of How Halx met zkara!

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