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Old 05-12-2008, 12:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger eat your heart out.



http://thecontaminated.com/hamburger-king/

This thing is huge!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Psh, I could totally eat that.
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Psh, I could totally eat that.
... if you gave me a month!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Why waste all your energy eating that when you can kill yourself a lot faster with this motherfucker right here?

Impressive bun, though. Wow!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why waste all your energy eating that when you can kill yourself a lot faster with this motherfucker right here?

Impressive bun, though. Wow!
lol, not trying to steal your thunder echo, but I think I can one up you on that one thanks to the one lady that is officially trying to kill us, Paula Deen. lol

I present to you, the Lady's Brunch Burger, complete with 2 Crispy Cream donuts, 6 slices of bacon, 1 fried egg, cheddar cheese, and of course the hamburger meat. And since its Paula, throw in a few sticks of butter too lol.
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hail Punk.of.Ages!

You are sweet to think of me, but

hearts, like hamburgers are best eaten warm.
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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GH!

Don't forget to tenderize first!

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Old 05-12-2008, 05:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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mmmmmmmmmm warm tenderized hearts on a glazed donut.
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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why ruin an otherwise fine burger by putting it on one of those gawdawful Krispy Kreme donuts...?
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol, not trying to steal your thunder echo, but I think I can one up you on that one thanks to the one lady that is officially trying to kill us, Paula Deen. lol

I present to you, the Lady's Brunch Burger, complete with 2 Crispy Cream donuts, 6 slices of bacon, 1 fried egg, cheddar cheese, and of course the hamburger meat. And since its Paula, throw in a few sticks of butter too lol.
Sir, I know when I'm beat. not that I'm taking this lying down, but she may have officially one-upped The Luther - and that's saying a lot.

Some day, someone will come up with a burger that incorporates deep-fried Snickers bars and will give you a heart attack just by reading about it...

Until then, we can has Paula Deen.
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Now that is the burger king. Someone can live on that for weeks.
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How many tomatoes are on that thing?
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I love that, with the scale, the tomato slices look like pink pickles.
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Any sandwich that requires a four man lift is truly epic.
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Biggest hot dog in the world
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Now a giant hotdog... That's something I can eat.

---------- Post added at 07:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:56 AM ----------

And no, that's no a euphemism...
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Even Better, Giant Pizza!!!
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now I'm hungry.
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I know me too!!!!!
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Giant Sushi can kick Jackie Chan's ass... think what he will do to you!
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Nobody's ever dug up one of my old threads...

I feel special now. =)
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:04 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Nobody's ever dug up one of my old threads...

I feel special now. =)
glad you felt special!!

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Old 07-22-2009, 07:18 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Giant Salami is a close personal friend of mine
Oh no! It's the true-to-life story of How Halx met zkara!
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