Charlatan

I just know you are in a happy mood today and what better way to enjoy your happy mood than a bit of love from the Hoff...

Come on... can millions of German fans be wrong? You know you need the Hoff in your life.

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Martian

Wow.

This is so bad, it gives good a miss and ends up right back at bad, but somehow ends up being good again.

In other news we now know what happens when you give David Hasselhoff a blue screen and twelve dollars and tell him to make a music video.

I'm trying to decide whether I'm more amused by the dancing bear, or by the blue screen crowds. The dancing bear is ridiculous, but the blue screen crowds imply that the Hoss lacked either the resources or personality to amass an actual crowd.

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LoganSnake

At least he can still sing...

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telekinetic

I wasn't going to go there, but yes, I think history has shown that millions of Germans CAN be wrong...twice now, as a matter of fact.

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lotsofmagnets

yes.

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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

Charlatan

Geez twistedmosaic did you Godwin this thread at post #4?

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Martian

Sometimes it's best to just get it out of the way early.

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I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

RetroGunslinger

This just proves how correct Hostel is about Europeans.

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Craven Morehead

That sucked.

Sion

shouldn't it be three times? or are you saying that they are right about The Hoff?

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Crack

I actually clicked this link expecting to find pro-holocost propaganda.

That might have almost been better than what I did find...

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Plan9

Without Hasselhoff... Knight Rider would have been less classy.

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Charlatan

How can you not love the HOFF? Especially the joy he displays in this video.

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Leto

ya i think he did. My old man being a Hessian, always knocked the Prussians, or blockheads as he called them. Still I approach these posts with trepidation whenever I see them.

Oh well, it is what it is.

Daniel_

A Hessian?

My mother put hessian on the walls - it's a type of jute that was popular in England in the 1970's.

Is your dad a sack?

(jk, honest)

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blahblah454

Wow, that was a great video. My favorite part was when he was flapping his wings with the birds. Don't we all, deep down inside, wish that we had a video like this staring ourselves?

Daniel_

It's a trick question, right?

The answers "No!"

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Leto

A sad-sack eh? Well, since he hailed from Darmstadt, Hesse and was born In Mainz, it makes him so. He did have bags under his eyes, and to be sure he did encourage my mom to create those ever so '70's macrame wall hangings made out of jute for the arts & craft shows back then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessian

Daniel_

Hi Leto - it's good to know that your forebears fought on the right side during the American Revolution.

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Manuel Hong

I want the last 3 minutes and 30 seconds of my life back.

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Charlatan

oh manuel... you are just saying that. You know you wanna watch it again.

You will find yourself lying in bed tonight singing O gah chaka... and then climbing out of bed to play this for the umpteenth time...

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Manuel Hong

hangs head in shame
busted

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biznatch

This video has potential to start a new World War. And then end it, because morale everywhere would be so low.
But I guess the video is a necessary evil.

Willravel

This thread is so sad. How can you possibly deny the greatness of David Hasselhoff? I still have my You Are Everything tape from when I was 10. Is Everybody Happy got me through some dark times in my life. Is Everybody Happy was my anthem.

Then it came... uga chaka, uga uga, uga chaka... like the first love you never expected... uga chaka, uga uga, uga chaka... into my soul... uga chaka, uga uga, uga chaka... I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me! Girl, you just don't realize what you do to me!

Then someone threw a fish at me.

sapiens

I did not know that The Hoff could fly. It doesn't surprise me one bit. He's a talented man.

KellyC

This is so bad it's good.

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Leto

i truely enjoyed. I really think the Hoff is soul partner to William Shatner. This thought has prompted me to 1) watch William Shatner's Rocket Man:



and 2) Follow up with Stewie's wonderful rendition:





(sorry embedding a video doesn't seem to work on this thread)

Ger.Man

Ok, I think I have to make things clear now.
This song never made it to the German charts. Do you really think we listen to that kind of shit? Are you kidding me?
Show some respect for my culture.

This song on the other hand was pretty awesome.


limbo cool, limbo fine, everybody gets the chance

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw made #3 in the UK just 2 years ago. Take that limies!

Manuel Hong

and the Hoff writes off a trip to Jamaica...
Jamaican me crazy!

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Charlatan

Yikes... they actually let him use the car... and an English version of the car too.

But it is this bit that creeped me out...

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blahblah454

Ahhh the Hoff, what a guy. Is there anything he can't do?

Sion

eat a sandwich when he's drunk

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Destrox

This thread battles back and forth from "Win" To "Lose". Its like a never ending battle of the ages.

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Manuel Hong

That's one of the saddest things I've seen in a long time.

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