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Old 04-03-2008, 08:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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OMG: Flying Lawmower


FUCKING AWESOME.

Yes, this is a lawnmower. That flies. Nuff said.
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How does it fly and where can I get one?
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll link here to Snopes, but for a confirmation:
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Claim: A spectator at a football game was killed by a flying model lawnmower.

Status: True.

Origins: The halftime show provided for a crowd of 45,000 fans attending the Jets-Patriots football game at Shea Stadium on 9 December 1979 was an exhibition staged by the Electronic Eagles of the Radio Control Association of Greater New York. The group's model air show, a popular entertainment previously presented hundreds of times at halftimes and other events, featured radio-controlled airplanes that performed maneuvers around the stadium, engaged in aerial dogfights, and showcased flying model planes crafted in unusual shapes.

On this occasion, however, the exhibition did not go off without a hitch. Partway through the show a model plane crashed into the football field — a harbinger of tragedy to come, especially after the crowd began to grow concerned about how closely some of the aircraft were approaching to fans seated in the stands. As one spectator present later expressed his unease to the New York Times:
They were sending those things right over the crowds. I had an aisle seat near an exit, and I had it in my mind that if it came near me, I would run. It seemed so stupid, so sick, to send this thing over these people.
Shortly before the end of the 15-minute show, Philip Cushman, a Brooklyn auto collision repairman, lost control of the model
aircraft he was guiding, a novel plane shaped like a lawnmower with a red reel and silver handle. The plane circled the stadium a few times, then abruptly nose-dived into the stands about five rows behind the Patriots' bench on the third-base side of the stadium. As the lawnmower-shaped craft plummeted into the seats, it struck two spectators, 20-year-old John Bowen of Nashua, New Hampshire, and 25-year-old Kevin Rourke, of Lynn, Massachusetts.

Both men suffered serious head injuries from the incident. Kevin Rourke received emergency room treatment for a concussion and was admitted to a hospital for additional observation, while John Bowen, whom one observer at the scene described as looking "like he had been attacked by an ax," underwent emergency surgery that evening. Although Rourke recovered satisfactorily and was eventually discharged from the hospital, Bowen died of his injuries four days later.

Police and prosecutors began an investigation when it became apparent that Bowen was unlikely to survive his injuries, but Queens district attorney John J. Santucci said authorities "had no reason to believe [the incident] was anything other than an accident," and the matter was judged to be a civil issue rather than a criminal one.

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Old 04-03-2008, 09:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So, it's a flying lawnmower THAT CAN MAIM AND KILL MY ENEMIES? Is there such a thing as a greater invention? I for one say there is not!
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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How does it fly and where can I get one?
Ah, the skycutter. It's basically a lifting body aircraft in a clever costume.

http://www.redrockethobbies.com/Prod...01A&Click=6136

Can be yours for $139.99+S&H
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ratbastid needs to see this
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I was just thinking... damn that looks dangerous... and our resident obsessive librarian comes to the rescue!

I bet this guy could use it...
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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oh no way.

thats pretty f'en neat.
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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given enuff power,you can make anything fly....xoxoxoo
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I was just thinking... damn that looks dangerous... and our resident obsessive librarian comes to the rescue!

I bet this guy could use it...
dude, I've just got to ask, "what the fuck was that?"
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Old 04-07-2008, 07:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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dude, I've just got to ask, "what the fuck was that?"
That is Braindead. Specifically, it is the infamous and aptly named 'lawnmower scene.'

More on the subject, really this isn't a bad idea at all. I mean, clearly granting the power of flight to a lawnmower isn't the smartest thing ever, but strictly from an engineering standpoint, a lawnmower is shaped more or less like an aerofoil and thus could theoretically be made to fly with only a moderate amount of effort. I can't imagine it would be terribly stable, though; it's notable that this model has a flat handlebar, which appears to have been repurposed into a stabilizer.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The company that makes lawnmower airplanes also makes planes in the shape of tanks.

The skies are now cut.
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